Facepunch Community Contest: Erotic FP Fanfiction! Hot Prizes!
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I'm scared that I am not going to win because of how silly i'm making it
Prepare yourself for the ONE TRUE OTP making the Perfect Mod.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;47051170]Next time someone posts an erotic fanfic on here, I'll do a dramatic reading of it.
[media]http://soundcloud.com/thefilmslackerfacepunch/yes-please-enter[/media][/QUOTE]
Get a load of this guy !
Question, you said it has to be shorter than 500 words, but does that mean it can go UP TO 500 or UP TO 499?
[editline]1st February 2015[/editline]
Also, just sent mine. I hope I get to hear BDA's voice reading my masterpiece on the fifth!
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;47045148][media]http://soundcloud.com/zazulio/vaginavoice[/media][/QUOTE]
It's weird cause I was able to guess where "penis" was merely by looking at the image of the audio waves.
Good job though, can't wait to hear your readings, BDA.
The words "disembodied ass" came up in my writing.
Not really a good way to get sexy I feel.
[QUOTE=john_pelphre;47051729]The words "disembodied ass" came up in my writing.
Not really a good way to get sexy I feel.[/QUOTE]
That's okay, I used the phrase "Mangled Cock" like 6 times
Sent mine in, sadly it might not be that erotic because I reached the 500 word limit easily, but at least it has an ok backbone story
i submitted my story. i hope i didn't cut it too close, i tried to leave 5 unused words in case there was a counting error or something. thankfully i didn't have to cut anything erotic!!
Well, this is entertaining.
I can't believe I did this.
Sent mine in.
[editline]1st February 2015[/editline]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/nGm90Cj.png[/IMG]
So is this to do with the "new direction" you were talking about in [I]that[/I] thread? If so, I like this new direction. You're the best BDA. Good luck to all!
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;47054327]YOU can't believe you did this?
I did a dramatic reading of your fanfic before even reading it to myself beforehand, dude.
[media]http://soundcloud.com/thefilmslackerfacepunch/jesus-fucking-christ-why-did-i[/media][/QUOTE]
Shit, the competition is tough
[QUOTE=NotAName;47054649]Shit, the competition is tough[/QUOTE]
I felt that "Hey, I wrote a novel, I can write a fanfic"
i can't
Can there be art contests in the future? I would like to participate (want gold bad) but I can't write for shit.
[QUOTE=meek;47055705]Can there be art contests in the future? I would like to participate (want gold bad) but I can't write for shit.[/QUOTE]
Collaborative Art/Writing contests.
[I]How well can you animate lurid blajerbs?[/I]
[QUOTE=LTJGPliskin;47036649]Can we use banned users in the stories?[/QUOTE]
I'd love to be in a story, heh
My entry in a shellnut: [T]http://i.imgur.com/FfX1vHX.png[/T]
[QUOTE=iAmaNewb;47056353]My entry in a shellnut: [T]http://i.imgur.com/FfX1vHX.png[/T][/QUOTE]
hey i made that
Hoo boy I hope I win
Oh dear, 1000 words.
[IMG]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-saddowns.gif[/IMG]
[editline]1st February 2015[/editline]
Fuck it. Scrapped it all, rewrote the entire thing, and sent it in without giving it a third glance.
I'm going to regret this so much.
wait no i miscounted. i barely even remember writing this
I will make the sexiest thing ever read by the divine voice of the Vagina
Today is the last day to submit a story! Have it in by 11:59 pm, Central US time or you're dunzo.
Done. I'm never written [del]erotica[/del] porn before and i reckon i did a pretty shit job. I should stick to writing shit i find on r/writingprompts.
[media]http://soundcloud.com/erin-snow/garrys-meeting-with-fate-and-cock[/media]
I figured I'd record a few lines of my Erotic Fanfic since all the cool kids are doing it.
[URL="http://testtim.comuf.com/shit.ogg"]http://testtim.comuf.com/shit.ogg[/URL]
That grin
[IMG]http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--xQ0TUB_e--/18hdlhs7apg7mjpg.jpg[/IMG]
Are we allowed to send in edits and stuff if we found out there's some grammatical an spelling errors that slipped past our autocorrection?
Well, it's time.
The judging has begun.
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