Facepunch Community Contest: Erotic FP Fanfiction! Hot Prizes!
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Yo, sorry, gonna prolly have to delay the results until Friday. Today was gonna be my Reading Day to finish reading and sorting the stories to pass them onto the other judges, but we got some mildly bad weather, and apparently half the population of the state decided this was an ideal time to go park their cars on the highway? I got off work three hours ago, and only just now arrived at home. That's frustrating! I'm frustrated!
Sorry, yo!
get a soccer mom van and just run over every obstacle next time
Yo, [I]sorry.[/I] Sorry, [B]yo![/B]
For the sake of silly short stories everywhere, I will try to finish my readings tomorrow, so that the judges can vote on the final contenders on Friday! On a related note, here's a list of everybody who submitted a story:
WhatANiceName
Waterpi
The_J_Hat
Hanso
Linkuya
Elfy
DarkEagle
Ern
LTJGPliskin
NoobSauce
ScottyWired
usaokay
NotAName
Necessity
BlueChihuahua
KillBane
Limed00d
papaya
joshuadim
Zukriuchen
Crazy Ivan
HWECQI
!AmaNewb
pezgod1
Xonax
Lord Xenoyia
Zombie_2371
john_pelphrie
pgr2gamer
TheHydra
ZillaMaster55
circuitbawx
VIOLATION_SNG
[Seed_Eater]
QUILTBAG
[The Aussie]
Dvdgg
For a total of 37 Entries, or approximately ~18.5k words, assuming most of you pushed it to the outer limit (which, so far, you all have). I figured I'd get maybe fifteen or twenty entries, if I got any at all. Instead, I got twice that! Ya'll really know how to pound it out.
[I](This may or may not be a plea for more time. I'm tugging my collar a bit at the deadline, but I promise I'm gonna spend every minute of free time tomorrow, in between work and homework, reading your many imaginative scenarios in which I am violated).[/I]
Wait, the judges will be voting on your readings?
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;47077550]
[I](This may or may not be a plea for more time. I'm tugging my collar a bit at the deadline, but I promise I'm gonna spend every minute of free time tomorrow, in between work and homework, reading your many imaginative scenarios in which I am violated).[/I][/QUOTE]
Yo, so long as you're doing it and you're having fun, take all the time you need
Hey BDA, I'm not sure if I put my name wrongly, but it's iAmaNewb not !AmaNewb.
I don't know any of those submitters. I hope there's some old users and wikipunch readers there.
[QUOTE=!AmaNewb;47078533]Hey BDA, I'm not sure if I put my name wrongly, but it's iAmaNewb not !AmaNewb.[/QUOTE]
time for you to change your name
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;47077550]Ya'll really know how to pound it out.[/QUOTE]
We sure do, BDA. We sure do.
If you need an extra judge I'll volunteer
i expect scottywired's to be interesting
[QUOTE=iAmaNewb;47078533]Hey BDA, I'm not sure if I put my name wrongly, but it's iAmaNewb not !AmaNewb.[/QUOTE]
Not anymore, I'm afraid.
[editline]5th February 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=OvB;47080018]If you need an extra judge I'll volunteer[/QUOTE]
Cool. Cool cool cool. I'll allow it.
BDA, so there will be no honorable mentions when winners are announced?
we should compile all the stories, run a narrative through it and sell it to a movie studio
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;47081016]
Cool. Cool cool cool. I'll allow it.[/QUOTE]
Sick. Just send me the smut through steam or whatever or i'll give you my email or however else you're distributing the nasty.
[QUOTE=The_J_Hat;47068299]Be gentle.[/QUOTE]
Dammit, I guess I will have to wait for the next one. Just found out about this today..
The number of times I've read the word "pre-cum" tonight...
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;47083532]The number of times I've read the word "pre-cum" tonight...[/QUOTE]
Sorry...
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;47083532]The number of times I've read the word "pre-cum" tonight...[/QUOTE]
Career goals right there
Postal and Craptasket are the most commonly occuring combination by a long shot.
Glad I'm not a judge, I'd be biased :)
[quote]As Big Dumb American finished reading the last post in the Community Contest Thread, he smiled. His plan to get masturbation material was set in motion, and it was working wonderfully! Email after email arrived to the gmail account he had created, each one filled with graphic descriptions of sex, baguettes and cat faces.[/quote]
Weirdly enough, this [I]was[/I] the last submission I read.
I'll be passing the top contenders along to the judges in a few minutes here so that they can vote on their favorites! With a little bit of luck, we're still on track for tomorrow. It's all up to Rusty, CheeseMan, and OvB now!
I don't think mine was funny enough...
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;47083602]Postal and Craptasket are the most commonly occuring combination by a long shot.[/QUOTE]
I wonder if one of those fanfic consist of Craptasket shoving his goatse down Postal's hairy ass?
Oh wait...[sp]And no, it's not me. I didn't shove a goatse down Postal's hairy ass. I shove something else instead[/sp]
Given that I've seen at least one of the contestants banned, will an additional prize be an early unban if applicable?
Finished my reading awhile ago. Some pretty steamy, mostly homoerotic stuff y'all got there!
[QUOTE]Swebonny's Swedish Meatballs
Written by: Dodo Master Flex
In the cold Swedish wilderness, in a little hut that lay in the middle of Kolmården forest. Swebonny sat in a small rocking chair next to his fireplace, stroking his reindeer chin, sipping delicately at his small mug of eggnog whilst reading the local newspaper. He suddenly heard a knock at his flimsy wooden door that rattled the makeshift hut. Swebonny stood up and strutted delicately toward the door and opened it to reveal Craptasket shivering in place, obviously freezing from the outdoor weather. Swebonny invited the poor mod in and sat him down gently at his pine table.
"Do you want some of my meatballs? They're VERY good.", Swebonny offered while rubbing his shoulders.
Craptasket looked at Swebonny with delicate doe eyes and responded with a weak groan, "Y-yes p-please... I'm so hungry...".
"Oh you will be hungry for what I have in store for you..." Swebonny winked at Craptasket as he strutted toward his shoe box size kitchen. He grabbed his silver ladle and plunged it into his meatball stew. He poured the grog into a small metal bowl and suddenly a thought came to his erotic Swedish mind. He grinned at what he had in store.
He returned to the small dining room and grinned.
"Dinner is served..." Swebonny stated as he poured the grog down his pants. Craptasket stared in horror, but he was so hungry. He NEEDED to fill his belly with a warm meaty meal. He walked over as the wooden floor creaked under his feet. He crouched under Swebonny and the room went still. He opened up Swebonny's meat locker to reveal his 2 foot long reindeer meat sword, covered in his slimy brown grog.
Suddenly, Swebonny grabbed Craptaskets head and shoved his entire meaty length down Craptasket's tiny virgin throat. Craptasket choked as the warm meat slid easily down his throat thanks to the groggy lubrication. Swebonny groaned in ecstasy as he was finally able to relieve his sexual desires after living for so long in isolation. He slammed his meat ferociously up and down Craptasket's throat. Craptasket meanwhile wasn't having a pleasant experience as the giant mass slammed up and down over and over again. causing immense pain each time.
After a few minutes of the glorious spectacle, Swebonny roared a mighty roar for his Norse gods as he blew his load into Craptasket's throat. All 3 gallons of it. Craptasket felt relief as the seed flew into his stomach, feeding him and nourishing him from what he experienced outside. Swebonny withdrew his meat from Craptasket's throat as he collapsed unconscious.
Craptasket awoke some time later to find himself bound in rope and in a gimpsuit in dimly lit rocky cave, surrounded by devious sex toys and bondage materials. He then heard Swebonny say, "Let us begin the REAL fun..."[/QUOTE]
Can we get future contests pinned to the homepage or something? I found out about this far too late.
Fuck forgot to send my BDAxSelf-insert fanfic.
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