• Facepunch Community Contest: Erotic FP Fanfiction! Hot Prizes!
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if it means anything i did submit my picks way earlier today before i realised it was over [editline]8th February 2015[/editline] my favourite was postal proposing to craptasket during anal fisting
Hey, if we're posting stories: [QUOTE][B]The Sex Dungeon[/B] The door opened into the dank dusty cellar. Footsteps were heard, getting louder and louder as small curses could be heard under a man's breath. “Eh, fucking shitlord, honhonhon….” The man’s face was concealed by a beret, as he stopped and started to look down. The man smiled at what he saw. A delicious, half naked body, chained up by the hands in the middle of the cellar. Bruises and lovebites were dotted up and down the body, starting from the feet and ending on the neck. The man looked up to the face of his prisoner. The face was scared, whimpering at the man. The man let out another French laugh, and began to speak in a deliciously booming voice. “So… Sigma. You’ve been shitposting again, I see. You’ve been a very bad boy, Sigma… I’m starting to think you enjoy getting locked up in my cellar.” “M-maybe I do… what are you g-going to do to me this time, Max...?” Max let out a hearty laugh. “Oh no, Sigma. You’re going to be doing something to me…” Sigma’s eyes widened, as Max whipped off the shitposter’s trousers in one stroke and began to play with his fat cock. “Oh my, your delicious chode. How I missed this cock of yours. Reminds me of an Andouillette… I simply must suck it.” He began to lick the bulging head, letting the precum fall onto his tongue as he lapped up all of the delicious fluid. His victim squirmed and let out tiny moans. Max withdrew from licking the small prick, grinning as he kissed Sigma’s mouth, letting him taste his own precum. “Enough of that. Let’s so how much of a man you really are.” An evil smile came over the SJW’s face, as he pulled a bottle of lube out of a nearby cabinet and began to stretch his own ass out, ready for a painful insertion. “W-what are you doing…?” “Honhon, do you not mean, what are [I]you [/I]doing? You’re going to fuck me in the ass, my friend. Nice and hard…” Max gripped hold of the filthy chode, and guided it into his slutty asshole, letting Sigma ram it to the hilt. “Oho! Oh mon dieu, mes hanches se déplacent sur leur propre! S-so good!” Both parties had looks of pure bliss on their faces. “M-maybe next time, I can bring the sanius squad along… They can gangbang me as you watch. Fuck me like a little whore, like a filthy slut!” Max stopped thrusting onto the dick for a second. “Or maybe not… That would be rather misogynistic of you…” Sigma and Max could feel themselves ready to cum. Max sped up the stroking of his own dick, as Sigma let out a slutty moan, erupting into Max’s ass like a geyser of cum. Max spilled his seed onto the floor of the dungeon, as he panted, and slowly withdrew himself from Sigma. “That was good… Let’s do it again next time you get banned, alright? Mmm…” [/QUOTE]
Holy fuck now I see why I didn't win, these stories are great :v:
Let me say I am proud of how stiff the competition was. It gives me quite the rise to see so many well erected stories, and know that mine was jerked out from among them. To all the alsorans let me say, suck it.
[QUOTE=Pezgod1;47099102]Hey, if we're posting stories:[/QUOTE] As a gold member, I can confirm this is what happens in the Refugee Camp
[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;47100357]As a gold member, I can confirm this is what happens in the Refugee Camp[/QUOTE] So THAT's why they used to charge money for Gold Membership. [editline]8th February 2015[/editline] Should've advertised that!
[QUOTE=usaokay;47098149]Here's my story: [quote]so he packed up his only three belongings: his Google glass and his eyebrows; and drove off into space.[/quote] [/QUOTE] This is very unrealistic. A car can't drive without wheels.
[QUOTE=Rusty100;47098491]my favourite was postal proposing to craptasket during anal fisting[/QUOTE] damn
Since one of the winning stories was written by an alt that has never posted before, and thus can't be linked to an original account, the next runner-up will be taking that prize home! Your new winner is Lord Xenoyia, with [I]A-Craptisket A-Craptasket![/I] Bummer to whoever wanted to submit that story anonymously! You missed out on some [I]gnarly[/I] and [U]radical[/U] prizes, unidentified alt! Also, since all three winning members were already Gold, they can choose to bestow it upon anybody they want to. Time to start kissing ass! [quote][B]TITLE: A-Craptisket A-Craptasket BY: Lord Xenoyia [/B] Postal was surprised as he slid open the fogged glass door of his shower to reveal a naked Craptasket standing before him. All of Craptasket was naked, from his long flowing locks to his girthy dong. A dark forest populated his groin, spreading so far across his manhood one would wonder if fairies reside in this magical wonderland. A pair of thick, yet delicious nipples paint each side of his masculine chest, making even the strongest man salivate at the thought. Postal, sickened yet aroused, continued to exit the shower without even saying a word. Craptasket proceeded to sneak up behind Postal as he started to wrap a thick white towel around his firm buttocks, groping a cheek with his large, hairy, gorilla hand. "No," sensually whispered Postal. "...Not there.." he continued, closing his eyes in orgasmic bliss. "Shh.." whispered Craptasket, placing a finger over Postal's succulent lips. "Just let it happen." He continued to grope Postal's rear-end with one hand, rubbing his firm nipples with the other. Craptasket then stretched out his hand, now a deep red from nipple burns, over the rectum presented before him. With one strong shove, he lost his hand in the depths of Postal's muddy cavern. Each shove of Craptasket's ape-like monster arm drove his hand deeper into Postal's abyss. "Hnng!" Postal cried, in a mix of pain and bliss. As he drove his long arm of the law further into Postal's criminal underworld, he noticed a small object lodged inside. As he hastily dragged the foreign object out of Postal's pacific rim, he gasped in shock, dropping the object to the floor and leaving Postal's brown eye staring deeply at Craptasket's crotch. "Is that.." Craptasket said, holding back tears. Before him on the floor lay a diamond-studded ring with a note tied to the band of the ring. He picks up the fecal matter-stained ring to read the note.. "BE MINE" Craptasket started shaking. He looked up to Postal, still bent over the bathroom sink, and, with tears still in his eyes, nodded silently. In a flash, they both simultaneously cried out in joy. Postal proceeded to lick Craptasket's hard nipples, an act reserved only for engaged partners, and an act Postal has been looking forward to all his life. As Postal looked up at his new partner's face, he noticed something strange. "W.. what's that on your face?" he said, as his tongue retracted from Craptasket's pepperoni surprise. Suddenly, it all went quiet. Not even a bird could be heard singing as Postal pulled a latex mask off of Craptasket's face, revealing a horror that no man could believe. "Y.. you're.." Postal nervously shaked, pointing his hand at the impostor who began to adjust his beret. "Would you spare a few minutes to learn about misogyny in video games?" MaxofS2D asked, groping his stale baguette.[/quote]
That is not erotic fiction. That is pure, unadulterated horror.
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If you want to see heart-warming cute avatars, choose me. Also I envy the writer who made the Garry moderating the forums one, that one really tickled my sense of humor
Well if anyone decided to give me gold I can return the favor with C$26 on steam
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;47102693]Since one of the winning stories was written by an alt that has never posted before, and thus can't be linked to an original account, the next runner-up will be taking that prize home! Your new winner is Lord Xenoyia, with [I]A-Craptisket A-Craptasket![/I] Bummer to whoever wanted to submit that story anonymously! You missed out on some [I]gnarly[/I] and [U]radical[/U] prizes, unidentified alt! Also, since all three winning members were already Gold, they can choose to bestow it upon anybody they want to. Time to start kissing ass![/QUOTE] If any of you want to be responsible for everyone saying "Alright, who the fuck gave THAT guy gold", then the answer is obvious. Just putting that out there.....
Who ever they give gold to, should get titles linking to the stories. Everyone must know how they got gold.
Oh please what I wouldn't do for gold. :o
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Fuck it, if we're dick sucking for gold I guess I will too. Posted my fic above, this is all I want to see draped around my neck: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/UxRYxWl.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE][B]The Birth of the Perfect Mod[/B] It was the year 2XXX. The internet is in chaos, no website is safe from the shitposters that came from the Rust forums of Facepunch. Ever since most of the Gen 1 Moderators of Facepunch died, the Gen 2 moderators failed to uphold the dignity and honor of Fast Thread. It seemed there was all is lost, but there is still hope. Two of the greatest Gen 1 mods of Facepunch are still alive, and they'll do whatever it takes to make the perfect mod together to save the world... "The rust kiddies has invaded all of Facepunch!" The old sack of skins that was once the Rust forums most deserved mod gasped as he saw the Gen 2 moderators failing to contain the toxic that has flooded the entire internet. "We must save it! Or else all of the world will be drowned in shitpost!" Swebonny exclaimed as he pulled down his pants. postal immediately understood what they have to do and pulled his down as well. "postal, are you ready?" Swebonny licked his lips as he gazed upon postal's hairy ass. postal nodded and let his chest hit the bed, and his hairy ass was now in the air. Swebonny's hands grasped the hairy surface of the man's rear. He gave it a squeeze, letting his nails dug into flesh close to his butt. "Oh Swebonny! Give me all of that sweet Sweboner!" postal cried as he spread his wrinkly asscheeks for Swebonny. "OHHHH BAAABY!!!! THAT SWEATY, HAIRY ASS!!!" Swebonny cried as he penetrated postal's hairy butthole with his one inch dick, yet that was long enough for postal to feel all it's glorious manliness. postal could feel his buttcheeks tearing apart, but he kept quiet as he knew that great sacrifice must be made. For OIFY, for Rust, it's worth it. Swebonny began thrusting his great Sweboner furiously into postal's rectum, indulging in the feeling of being inside of postal. “S-Shit…” Swebonny managed to say. “p-postal… I'm gonna cum..” “Ngh! , inside , do it inside!” postal screamed as his eyes began to water. “I’m coming, ahhh!!” He roared as mightly roar as he shoot his load right in the moderator's snatch, filling him up to the brim. It was enough to bring postal over the edge as he orgasmed together at the same time as well. Semen splattered everywhere. Finally, Swebonny pulled out and let the cool night air envelop his dick and the moderator lying together in the sweat/semen soaked bed, enjoying the afterglow of their orgasm as they closed their eyes. "Heh...We did it Swebonny, we saved the Internet..." And thus, the perfect mod, Swebostal, is born. After his intense training under his two masters/fathers, he had brought balance to the Internet, perma banned all the rust kiddies and became the Savior of The Internet. His name shall live on for eternity.[/QUOTE] [editline]9th February 2015[/editline] This is more of a fucking comedy foc than a serious fap fic. [editline]9th February 2015[/editline] *fic [editline]9th February 2015[/editline] Gib glod plox.
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;47102693]Since one of the winning stories was written by an alt that has never posted before, and thus can't be linked to an original account, the next runner-up will be taking that prize home! Your new winner is Lord Xenoyia, with [I]A-Craptisket A-Craptasket![/I] Bummer to whoever wanted to submit that story anonymously! You missed out on some [I]gnarly[/I] and [U]radical[/U] prizes, unidentified alt! Also, since all three winning members were already Gold, they can choose to bestow it upon anybody they want to. Time to start kissing ass![/QUOTE] haha yes I have like 7 PM's from people begging for gold already
[QUOTE=Lord Xenoyia;47105187]haha yes I have like 7 PM's from people begging for gold already[/QUOTE] Haha, what losers, hahahahahahaa, but you'll give it to your ol' pal NotAName, right? haha lol
[QUOTE=Lord Xenoyia;47105187]haha yes I have like 7 PM's from people begging for gold already[/QUOTE] please gold
Well uh I fucked up I guess now that I've posted I can participate in the next one
[QUOTE=Necessity;47105250]Well uh I fucked up I guess now that I've posted I can participate in the next one[/QUOTE] I do feel bad but I kinda see where BDA is coming from. How do we know you're not MaxofS2D in disguise coming to steal the prizes for yourself? You [I]sneaky frenchman[/I].
I honestly thought the mods could see whose alt is whose. I sent my message through guerillamail too, so they could see my IP address. I'll PM you my username, don't blow my cover please.
wtf why bother hiding your identity
I plead the fifth.
[QUOTE=Lord Xenoyia;47105187]haha yes I have like 7 PM's from people begging for gold already[/QUOTE] Gib Glod Plox
Probably he was doing it for the anonymous confessions thing, and he didn't want to get embarassed
Well, this was an interesting method for people to acquire gold. Bit of a shame that two of the original winners were already gold, but with the amount of gold members on these forums nowadays it was a bit expected. Atleast now we get to see people beg for gold too, and as someone mentioned earlier, those that receive the gold membership should also get titles linking to the benevolent gold member's creation to show how exactly they got it :v:. Any chances for a chart to show which moderators were used the most/least? Or words that were used the most? We have to get some statistics for this.
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