I have a question.
I am looking to buy my first 'toy' to play around with. I assume you know what I mean, but I am a bit embarrassed to say it so yeah.
Anyway, I was looking earlier and there are all different types and sizes and things. So my question is, for a first timer with those kinds of things, should I avoid any in particular? Should I look for any specific ones?
Probably a stupid question, sorry. But I am a bit afraid of hurting myself somehow by getting the wrong thing. And I wasn't sure if there was anywhere else I could ask.
Have a picture of my cat who somehow snuck outside when I was carrying my pizza through the door
[t]http://imgur.com/40kTelD.jpg[/t]
Almost didn't see him
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;40311430]Have a picture of my cat who somehow snuck outside when I was carrying my pizza through the door
[t]http://imgur.com/40kTelD.jpg[/t]
Almost didn't see him[/QUOTE]
What a crazy cat. Oh btw my channel just hit 30,000 views so that's a pretty cool.
[QUOTE=Tomo Takino;40311399]I have a question.
I am looking to buy my first 'toy' to play around with. I assume you know what I mean, but I am a bit embarrassed to say it so yeah.
Anyway, I was looking earlier and there are all different types and sizes and things. So my question is, for a first timer with those kinds of things, should I avoid any in particular? Should I look for any specific ones?
Probably a stupid question, sorry. But I am a bit afraid of hurting myself somehow by getting the wrong thing. And I wasn't sure if there was anywhere else I could ask.[/QUOTE]
I'm not a dildo scientist, but if I will say, if you're going for first time, then go smooth and simple.
Plus side is that it means it'll be cheaper to buy.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;40311534]I'm not a dildo scientist, but if I will say, if you're going for first time, then go smooth and simple.
Plus side is that it means it'll be cheaper to buy.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I'd prefer something nice and cheap for my first one.
Gay marriage final reading in New Zealand
[url]http://www.parliament.nz/en-NZ/AboutParl/SeeHear/PTV/[/url]
Pretty cool, MPs are telling jokes and stuff.
[QUOTE=Dog;40312118]Gay marriage final reading in New Zealand
[url]http://www.parliament.nz/en-NZ/AboutParl/SeeHear/PTV/[/url]
Pretty cool, MPs are telling jokes and stuff.[/QUOTE]
-snip bad joke-
I just listened to the end of the Labour guy's speech. That was awesome. Now this other guy is being silly.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;40311430]Have a picture of my cat who somehow snuck outside when I was carrying my pizza through the door
[t]http://imgur.com/40kTelD.jpg[/t]
Almost didn't see him[/QUOTE]
Winnie the Witch had exactly this problem. I can't find an image of the end result, but she turned Wilbur the cat rainbow so she wouldn't keep tripping over him. Fitting.
[QUOTE=gerbe1;40312133]Now this other guy is being silly.[/QUOTE]
Yeah Winston Peters is a stubborn old cunt
[img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Qy4iftwk5JM/TE89m60MExI/AAAAAAAAJAI/N4QGbcI8-VU/s1600/winston445.jpg[/img]
[editline]17th April 2013[/editline]
aaaaaaaaaaand it [url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1261870]passed by a landslide, 77-44[/url]
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;40311430]Have a picture of my cat who somehow snuck outside when I was carrying my pizza through the door
[t]http://imgur.com/40kTelD.jpg[/t]
Almost didn't see him[/QUOTE]
My dog Francis will do this, but in the hallway. She's pitch black, so when the lights are off you can't see her whatsoever.
I've nearly killed myself tripping over her, like, 4 times.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;40311430]Have a picture of my cat who somehow snuck outside when I was carrying my pizza through the door
[t]http://imgur.com/40kTelD.jpg[/t]
Almost didn't see him[/QUOTE]
Is your cat a ninja?
Just finished the first phone interview. I feel like I did awful, but I think that's just me second-guessing myself.
My friend is a tech genius.
We have this pair of speakers that we listen to music over when we're in the art room doing art things. The thing is though, one of the speakers refuses to pump noise through it.
So my friend gets up this morning, pokes it and *boop* the little light comes on.
[editline]17th April 2013[/editline]
[url=https://www.dropbox.com/s/tacz8a39a3zodko/tinydog.jpg]So my other friend brought in his puppies[/url]
Oh my god
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;40313655]
[url=https://www.dropbox.com/s/tacz8a39a3zodko/tinydog.jpg]So my other friend brought in his puppies[/url]
Oh my god[/QUOTE]
So adorable.
Stop it, please.
D:
[QUOTE=Animosus;40313804]So adorable.
Stop it, please.
D:[/QUOTE]
They're stumbling around and tried to nibble on my finger with these little nubby teeth and HNNNNNG
I've been trying to come up with witty names to rename my steam game list.
Dota 2 - Fighty Slappy Samey Mappy
Sim City - Buildy Towny Server Downy
DayZ - Zombie Funny Walky Runny
Anyone wanna help come up with silly names for any game? :D
[QUOTE=Chickens!;40313860]
Anyone wanna help come up with silly names for any game? :D[/QUOTE]
Stalker: Call of Pripyat - Rooty Looty Scooty Shooty
[QUOTE=Saza;40304865]its roughly two US pints to a liter[/QUOTE]
yeah maybe use kilometers which are 1000 meters at the shopping center thats colored red with lots of labor workers making chilli flavored beef and other various US incorrect spellings that are giving me a tumor
[QUOTE=Harpie;40314034]and other various US incorrect spellings that are giving me a tumor[/QUOTE]
Don't be taking offense to that, it's not like it's too much of a sizable difference.
[editline]17th April 2013[/editline]
Very rarely will I ever be able to repeat the phrase "There is a puppy sleeping on my desk"
why do I keep falling for my straight friends who I'll never have a chance with
why oh why oh why
I have never had a crush on a guy, except on one person. We ended up loving eachother, but he didn't deserve what I was going through.
[QUOTE=cheetahben;40314530]why do I keep falling for my straight friends who I'll never have a chance with
why oh why oh why[/QUOTE]
It's a fact all the straight boys are cute.
Except the one who hide in their basement all the time.
Had my interview. Went alright.
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;40313205]My dog Francis will do this, but in the hallway. She's pitch black, so when the lights are off you can't see her whatsoever.
I've nearly killed myself tripping over her, like, 4 times.[/QUOTE]
But but but, Francis is a boy name.
[QUOTE=ultra_bright;40313272]Is your cat a ninja?[/QUOTE]
He does like to sleep on my black bedsheets, my black housecoat, my black rainjacket, my black iPod, my black controller, my black computer mouse, my black backpack, my black binder.
Fuck everything I own is black.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;40315164]He does like to sleep on my black bedsheets, my black housecoat, my black rainjacket, my black iPod, my black controller, my black computer mouse, my black backpack, my black binder.
Fuck everything I own is black.[/QUOTE]
No colors anymore I want them to turn black....
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;40315164]He does like to sleep on my black bedsheets, my black housecoat, my black rainjacket, my black iPod, my black controller, my black computer mouse, my black backpack, my black binder.
Fuck everything I own is black.[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsTvImY4Hgw[/media]
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;40314580]I have never had a crush on a guy, except on one person. We ended up loving eachother, but he didn't deserve what I was going through.[/QUOTE]
Read that as 'except in prison', although to be fair, would still have made sense.
[QUOTE=Harpie;40314034]yeah maybe use kilometers which are 1000 meters at the shopping center thats colored red with lots of labor workers making chilli flavored beef and other various US incorrect spellings that are giving me a tumor[/QUOTE]
you wanna tussle, cowboy??
[editline]17th April 2013[/editline]
don't you go now an be silly an makin' me go all stereotypical Southern US on you now, you hear?
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;40315164]He does like to sleep on my black bedsheets, my black housecoat, my black rainjacket, my black iPod, my black controller, my black computer mouse, my black backpack, my black binder.
Fuck everything I own is black.[/QUOTE]
Join the club :v:
[QUOTE=ultra_bright;40315429]No colors anymore I want them to turn black....[/QUOTE]
I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes....
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