[QUOTE=Passerby Silver;40246345]Hello thread I will actually post in this time
My own sexuality confuses me I don't know what I like anymore :v:[/QUOTE]
hi person
[QUOTE=Cotroxy;40245257]Gotta love morons speeding through the streets like they shouldn't give a shit whether or not they're going to hit someone.
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That sounds like it's both illegal [i]and[/i] stupid to do.
Oh who am I kidding, it [i]is[/i] both because you're endangering the lives of other drivers and pedestrians and the speed limit here is around 60 km / h in an open road.
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Implying you actually go 170-180 km/h[/QUOTE]
Oh my god who rattled your bloody cage.
[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;40248128]Oh, a new thread, I see we redecorated.
I don't like it.[/QUOTE]
Get out of here, Doctor.
Now there's going to be like 30 different specifies of aliens in here trying to take over and the place is a mess oh god this is going to be so embarrassing.
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Also i woke up late again today, seriously sucks to have no motivation to do anything and you relied on class to get you up.
So how are you gents all today? Can i fetch anyone a coffee, i'm making one.
[QUOTE=Passerby Silver;40246345]Hello thread I will actually post in this time
My own sexuality confuses me I don't know what I like anymore :v:[/QUOTE]
I was like this.
Then my boyfriend broke up with me and almost tried to commit suicide..
:v:
hey. it's not my fault the kid was a nut, seesh.
[QUOTE=eurocracy;40248066]Oh my god who rattled your bloody cage.[/QUOTE]
Idiotic drivers.
What are you doing FedEx.
Stop it.
[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/21167442/fedex.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Seiteki;40249113]What are you doing FedEx.
Stop it.
[IMG]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/21167442/fedex.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Reminds me of when this happened to my friend.
[IMG]http://img542.imageshack.us/img542/9721/ripnl.png[/IMG]
So. My mom was looking for a bag and went in my closet, while going through it she found my rucksack full of dildos.
WEIRDEST FUCKING WAY TO COME OUT JESUS I DIDNT WANT THIS TALK YET.
[QUOTE=Xieneus;40249165]Reminds me of when this happened to my friend.
[IMG]http://img542.imageshack.us/img542/9721/ripnl.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
I have a hard time believing this picture each time you post it because everyone you post is related to North Korea. It could've happened, I'm not calling you a liar. It's just really strange.
[QUOTE=Paul McCartney;40249172]So. My mom was looking for a bag and went in my closet, while going through it she found my rucksack full of dildos.
WEIRDEST FUCKING WAY TO COME OUT JESUS I DIDNT WANT THIS TALK YET.[/QUOTE]
My parents are great and extremely reasonable and somewhat liberal people. I JUST DIDN'T FEEL LIKE HAVING THIS TALK YET TILL I HAD SOMEONE TO SHOW OFF.
[QUOTE=Seiteki;40249198]I have a hard time believing this picture each time you post it because everyone you post is related to North Korea. It could've happened, I'm not calling you a liar. It's just really strange.[/QUOTE]
It did happen, it was on the one of the old TF2GC's.
Sammy Cricket (aka Mentlegen) I think.
[QUOTE=Paul McCartney;40249212]My parents are great and extremely reasonable and somewhat liberal people. I JUST DIDN'T FEEL LIKE HAVING THIS TALK YET TILL I HAD SOMEONE TO SHOW OFF.[/QUOTE]
if you didn't want any chances of having to come out, then maybe you shouldn't have kept a bag of dildos in their house,
[QUOTE=Paul McCartney;40249172]So. My mom was looking for a bag and went in my closet, while going through it she found my rucksack full of dildos.
WEIRDEST FUCKING WAY TO COME OUT JESUS I DIDNT WANT THIS TALK YET.[/QUOTE]
To be fair you should know better than to leave a bag of fucking dildos in a place that other people regularly look.
Mom just left the house because my brother kept pissing her off.
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I'm siding with my mom on this one, though.
[QUOTE=Seiteki;40249113]What are you doing FedEx.
Stop it.
[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/21167442/fedex.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Weird, it seems to be thrusting in and out of the same fedex depot
Fedex is horrible, they take ages to deliver one thing.
[QUOTE=Paul McCartney;40249172]So. My mom was looking for a bag and went in my closet, while going through it she found my rucksack full of dildos.
WEIRDEST FUCKING WAY TO COME OUT JESUS I DIDNT WANT THIS TALK YET.[/QUOTE]
Then find an actually private place to hide them.
I'm the incredibly paranoid type though so i made sure where i originally hid mine was somewhere no one went. But i'm the guy that has safes hidden throughout the house in gutted electronics.
Now though, i keep it in a safe i bought a bit ago for general safe keeping of things, figured might as well throw that in there too.
I keep my toys in the shower because I'm lazy and don't care.
I really despise FedEx. So slow and such shitty tracking. I love you, UPS.
[img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/1439918/Pics/2013-04-11_18-53-08.png[/img]
8 days to go from Kansas to Florida.
Gay Chat V9 - Dildo Delivery Status Reports
I'm not sure why you implied my package was a dildo. I was just commenting on the fact that I dislike FedEx.
One more day of school and then my family and I are on the road! Gonna hit Florida around Sunday or so.
[QUOTE=Slowbro;40249267]To be fair you should know better than to leave a bag of fucking dildos in a place that other people regularly look.[/QUOTE]
My parents have never, never cared to look into my things and often respect my privacy.
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[QUOTE=mysteryman;40249372]Then find an actually private place to hide them.
I'm the incredibly paranoid type though so i made sure where i originally hid mine was somewhere no one went. But i'm the guy that has safes hidden throughout the house in gutted electronics.
Now though, i keep it in a safe i bought a bit ago for general safe keeping of things, figured might as well throw that in there too.[/QUOTE]
Now I kind of don't even have to hide my bag. I'm just literally gonna leave it next to my bed and she'll know not to look into it.
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[QUOTE=shteev;40249510]One more day of school and then my family and I are on the road! Gonna hit Florida around Sunday or so.[/QUOTE]
Which part?
[QUOTE=Paul McCartney;40249582]
Which part?[/QUOTE]
Orlando. Going to Didney Worl.
[QUOTE=Cotroxy;40245257]Gotta love morons speeding through the streets like they shouldn't give a shit whether or not they're going to hit someone.
[editline]11th April 2013[/editline]
That sounds like it's both illegal [i]and[/i] stupid to do.
Oh who am I kidding, it [i]is[/i] both because you're endangering the lives of other drivers and pedestrians and the speed limit here is around 60 km / h in an open road.
[editline]11th April 2013[/editline]
Implying you actually go 170-180 km/h[/QUOTE]
You realize we take it out on the back roads of Western Australia, where, on a Thursday night, it is completely deserted as well as straight and flat as far as the eye can see. We make sure no one is around when that shit is done so that if something does go wrong, the only people we are injuring is ourselves. We do not, ever, do it on the freeways or busy roads.
Also I don't take my car up to 170, as it isn't designed for those speeds, and will be redlining. The car we were using is my friends one, specifically designed, and tuned for it.
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[QUOTE=shteev;40249755]Orlando. Going to Didney Worl.[/QUOTE]
I wish I could go to Didney Worl someday.
[QUOTE=Animosus;40249763]
I wish I could go to Didney Worl someday.[/QUOTE]
I'll stuff you in the trunk.
[QUOTE=shteev;40249839]I'll stuff you in the trunk.[/QUOTE]
Wouldn't be the first time for me.
[QUOTE=shteev;40249755]Orlando. Going to Didney Worl.[/QUOTE]
My parents said I went to Disney World when I was young, but I don't remember it or have any photos of it :(
I live an hour away from disney world and my family has special rates at the hotels there. GONNA TOTALLY HUNT STEVE DOWN
[QUOTE=Seiteki;40249416]I keep my toys in the shower because I'm lazy and don't care.[/QUOTE]
I hide mine in a drawer next to the shower.
I can't wait until someone's out of toilet paper and rummages through the drawers.
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