jesus guys
take it slow and use lots of lube and you'll be fine
you can't just shove it in like a vagina
I use lots of body wash in the shower to moisten things up, it took me a few weeks before I found my prostate...shit was great.
[QUOTE=TehWhale;40319120]jesus guys
take it slow and use lots of lube and you'll be fine
you can't just shove it in like a vagina[/QUOTE]
we did take it slow; it hurt a lot anyways
also i'm a total germaphobe maybe that had something to do with not being able to relax
How to avoid awkward moments with big dicks.
Go on Amazon, buy a ten dollar buttplug. Practice every once and a while with it or use it during foreplay, then you'll be ready. You'll only be gaping if you buy like, a fucking huge one.
[editline]17th April 2013[/editline]
And seriously. NOT TO UPSET ROFL WITH SEX TOY TALK.
But Buttplug are fucking amazing.
[QUOTE=Paul McCartney;40319233]How to avoid awkward moments with big dicks.
Go on Amazon, buy a ten dollar buttplug. Practice every once and a while with it or use it during foreplay, then you'll be ready. You'll only be gaping if you buy like, a fucking huge one.
[editline]17th April 2013[/editline]
And seriously. NOT TO UPSET ROFL WITH SEX TOY TALK.
But Buttplug are fucking amazing.[/QUOTE]
What kinda size are we talking here?
i just got a gauge in my asshole instead and now its all good
I don't even know anymore, I'm just gonna go sleep g'nite
wise choice, my friend.
[QUOTE=MasterFen007;40319364]What kinda size are we talking here?[/QUOTE]
This was the one I started out with and it's an easy fit with a little practice.
[url]http://www.amazon.com/Doc-Johnson-Classic-Medium-Black/dp/B000LQKAUI/ref=sr_1_1?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1366242196&sr=1-1&keywords=butt+plug[/url]
I recently picked this one up and it's pretty awesome. Kinda wish I had gotten the large over a medium, since I didn't realize that the medium was such a small increase. Like, wish it was more than .3 or .4 of an inch bigger, but whatever, I like it anyway.
[url]http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000PHHFLU/ref=oh_details_o04_s00_i00?ie=UTF8&psc=1[/url]
So after reading the ice cube comments I decided to try it out. It was proper interesting, but something went terribly, terribly wrong. As I was mid-coitus with freshly iced up cube companions, I decided a better position to be in would probably be with my ass up, so I proceeded to prop myself up against a bathroom wall. Slowly, the ice was starting to melt inside me and to be honest it felt wicked for a bit. After I was finished emptying one set of ice cubes I decided enough was enough and proceeded to masturbate my dingdong. Was great. Smooth sailing so far. So after I finished all over myself I turned around so I was on the floor on my stomach, and proceeded to stand up. Suddenly, I farted uncontrollably and all the ice cubes I had shoved up my poop chute came shooting out all over the bathroom like a flock of explosive laden pidgeons, splattering brown fluid all over the floor like buckshot from a shotgun tube, the wall and the bathroom carpet became casualties as well. Fucking fuck. The smell is terrible and I debrowned and everything prior. I'm slightly worried. Thank the heavens I live alone.
...
:I
That's enough of this thread for a few evers. I think I'll go... somewhere else. Hasta luego.
Yeah that's why you should probably be over a toilet when you have liquids in your ass.
Enema effect.
[QUOTE=Solece;40317929]I want to try and see how many I can fit some time[/QUOTE]
I feel bad admitting this but I've done over 26.
They melt quick.
[QUOTE=Deadman;40320314]So after reading the ice cube comments I decided to try it out. It was proper interesting, but something went terribly, terribly wrong. As I was mid-coitus with freshly iced up cube companions, I decided a better position to be in would probably be with my ass up, so I proceeded to prop myself up against a bathroom wall. Slowly, the ice was starting to melt inside me and to be honest it felt wicked for a bit. After I was finished emptying one set of ice cubes I decided enough was enough and proceeded to masturbate my dingdong. Was great. Smooth sailing so far. So after I finished all over myself I turned around so I was on the floor on my stomach, and proceeded to stand up. Suddenly, I farted uncontrollably and all the ice cubes I had shoved up my poop chute came shooting out all over the bathroom like a flock of explosive laden pidgeons, splattering brown fluid all over the floor like buckshot from a shotgun tube, the wall and the bathroom carpet became casualties as well. Fucking fuck. The smell is terrible and I debrowned and everything prior. I'm slightly worried. Thank the heavens I live alone.[/QUOTE]
that is marvelous
[QUOTE=Deadman;40320314]So after reading the ice cube comments I decided to try it out. It was proper interesting, but something went terribly, terribly wrong. As I was mid-coitus with freshly iced up cube companions, I decided a better position to be in would probably be with my ass up, so I proceeded to prop myself up against a bathroom wall. Slowly, the ice was starting to melt inside me and to be honest it felt wicked for a bit. After I was finished emptying one set of ice cubes I decided enough was enough and proceeded to masturbate my dingdong. Was great. Smooth sailing so far. So after I finished all over myself I turned around so I was on the floor on my stomach, and proceeded to stand up. Suddenly, I farted uncontrollably and all the ice cubes I had shoved up my poop chute came shooting out all over the bathroom like a flock of explosive laden pidgeons, splattering brown fluid all over the floor like buckshot from a shotgun tube, the wall and the bathroom carpet became casualties as well. Fucking fuck. The smell is terrible and I debrowned and everything prior. I'm slightly worried. Thank the heavens I live alone.[/QUOTE]
"What is an enema."
Proper work there, buddy.
"What is gravity?"
Part of me kind of wants to try this ice cube thing.
im surprised that there are people who haven't yet put ice cubes up their butt
if you take a sandwich bag and shove it inside a toilet paper roll, fill it with water, and freeze it like that, you get a good shape
Ok then.
My parents and my grandmother are going to Vegas, they wanted to bring me along but I hate flying and I need some time alone. My grandmother is paying me $20 a day to look after her dog, and my mother is paying the same to look after her dog. I kept insisting I would do it for free, but it seems they don't like to listen.
They would be in Vegas for 5 days so I'm getting $200 from this to save up for a new PC.
Buy crack.
[QUOTE=mysteryman;40321052]Buy crack.[/QUOTE]
I have more than enough crack in my porn folder.
Holy cow I'm crying the past two pages have been hilarious.
What did I miss?
[QUOTE=cheetahben;40319141]I use lots of body wash in the shower to moisten things up, it took me a few weeks before I found my prostate...shit was great.[/QUOTE]
That post made me moist.
[editline]17th April 2013[/editline]
also [url]http://www.aliexpress.com/item/With-this-fantastic-Double-Ended-Dildo-Perfect-for-using-alone-or-with-a-partner-Made-from/846667495.html[/url]
With that I shall become....darth maul
[QUOTE=Deadman;40320314]So after reading the ice cube comments I decided to try it out. It was proper interesting, but something went terribly, terribly wrong. As I was mid-coitus with freshly iced up cube companions, I decided a better position to be in would probably be with my ass up, so I proceeded to prop myself up against a bathroom wall. Slowly, the ice was starting to melt inside me and to be honest it felt wicked for a bit. After I was finished emptying one set of ice cubes I decided enough was enough and proceeded to masturbate my dingdong. Was great. Smooth sailing so far. So after I finished all over myself I turned around so I was on the floor on my stomach, and proceeded to stand up. Suddenly, I farted uncontrollably and all the ice cubes I had shoved up my poop chute came shooting out all over the bathroom like a flock of explosive laden pidgeons, splattering brown fluid all over the floor like buckshot from a shotgun tube, the wall and the bathroom carpet became casualties as well. Fucking fuck. The smell is terrible and I debrowned and everything prior. I'm slightly worried. Thank the heavens I live alone.[/QUOTE]
I thought this was the embarrassing stories thread for a sec because of this. now it makes way more sense.
[QUOTE=eddy-tt-;40320404]I feel bad admitting this but I've done over 26.
They melt quick.[/QUOTE]
Got a score to beat sweet ;o
[QUOTE=Solece;40321929]Got a score to beat sweet ;o[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120921153233/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/6/64/Original_Ice_King.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Solece;40321929]Got a score to beat sweet ;o[/QUOTE]
I don't recommend it, it was stupid to do.
[QUOTE=eddy-tt-;40321958]I don't recommend it, it was stupid to do.[/QUOTE]
Yeah I don't actually think I would, or could, do that. Mighty impressive number you had there though congrats
[QUOTE=Chickens!;40313860]I've been trying to come up with witty names to rename my steam game list.
Dota 2 - Fighty Slappy Samey Mappy
Sim City - Buildy Towny Server Downy
DayZ - Zombie Funny Walky Runny
Anyone wanna help come up with silly names for any game? :D[/QUOTE]
Zergy Shooty Protoss Looty
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