look what I found in the criminal code of canada
[quote]
1. Every one who fraudulently
(a) pretends to exercise or to use any kind of witchcraft, sorcery, enchantment or conjuration,
(b) undertakes, for a consideration, to tell fortunes, or
(c) pretends from his skill in or knowledge of an occult or crafty science to discover where or in what manner anything that is supposed to have been stolen or lost may be found,
is guilty of an offence punishable on summary conviction.[/quote]
but if you can prove you're legit it's fine
[QUOTE=axelord157;40333202]Some cute guy hit on me at lunch today, he's a bit shy, but hey! I rarely get hit on.[/QUOTE]
close the deal
Two of the sculpture teachers I know were super giddy over my final project (best in class!) so expect pictures later~
Today is a good day.
[sp]These Hemmroids man. These fucking hemmroids.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Zeke129;40333335]look what I found in the criminal code of canada
but if you can prove you're legit it's fine[/QUOTE]
there are so many bad Canadian Laws that are outdated
working on projects with buds to get a project done faster is really fun. google docs is actually really helpful for this reason.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;40333795]there are so many bad Canadian Laws that are outdated[/QUOTE]
that's actually a good law
it means fortune tellers aren't allowed to pretend their "fortunes" are accurate, they need to be upfront about it being just an act
does anyone know why my cat is trying to bite my face off he keeps grabbing my head and licking and biting it at random intervals
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;40334726]does anyone know why my cat is trying to bite my face off he keeps grabbing my head and licking and biting it at random intervals[/QUOTE]
I'd say your cat wants to diddle you but you didn't appreciate that joke the first time around.
Maybe it's honestly just bored.
[editline]19th April 2013[/editline]
Anyways, they finally did an official release of "Get Lucky" by Daft Punk. It's a radio edit however, and it was leaked a few hours before hand and it just sounded kind of...off. But it was confirmed by an official release.
It's honestly still really good, i really only care about the actual music but the lyrics are okay. I could however do without the synth at the end.
[url]http://www.thissongslaps.com/2013/04/daft-punk-get-lucky/[/url]
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;40334726]does anyone know why my cat is trying to bite my face off he keeps grabbing my head and licking and biting it at random intervals[/QUOTE]
He's studying your face to find the weak spots. Once he does, he is going to bring his other cat buddies over, and they will silently murder you for the feast they intend on having.
[editline]19th April 2013[/editline]
Afternoon all.
[QUOTE=Animosus;40334793]He's studying your face to find the weak spots. Once he does, he is going to bring his other cat buddies over, and they will silently murder you for the feast they intend on having.
[editline]19th April 2013[/editline]
Afternoon all.[/QUOTE]
Mornin'
Had breakfast for dinner with my friend, then idly browsed while he played some FFXIII-2 before watching The Hunger Games. Good night, and good night as well, time to sleep.
rightoh mate. I've no class tomorrow so i'm kind of lazily browsing. I have to write a brief intro to the history of IBM with a minimum of 700 words and since it's so simple i'm just kind of putting it off. Technically speaking this isn't due until monday but i told my group to try to have all have their portions submitted tomorrow so we could all work on our powerpoint slides and send in to me by sunday.
I might break my own rule out of laziness. Hah.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;40334726]does anyone know why my cat is trying to bite my face off he keeps grabbing my head and licking and biting it at random intervals[/QUOTE]
-wow im dumb-
[QUOTE=dragonitemaster;40334964]-wow im dumb-[/QUOTE]
now i'm curious to what you said
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;40335083]now i'm curious to what you said[/QUOTE]
i was saying that maybe she was pregnant but then i realized it was a he.
[QUOTE=dragonitemaster;40335103]i was saying that maybe she was pregnant but then i realized it was a he.[/QUOTE]
even if it was pregnate what the hell does it have to do with my face
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;40335130]even if it was pregnate what the hell does it have to do with my face[/QUOTE]
I actually don't really know cats but for some reason in my head i was thinking that cats act weird when pregnant.
Shit's going down in Watertown, Mass.
If anyone's near there be safe.
Situation has hopefully calmed down to this point. Shootings and explosions at/near the MIT Campus and in Watertown, 2 suspects and one has been detained. Other is possibly holed up somewhere.
We don't know if they're connected to the bombings, but these guys had and used pressure-cooker bombs tonight, the same kind used at the bombings. Also had grenades.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/mEHe4kT.jpg[/t]
Holy fuck.
Stay up to date here: [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1262319&p=40335784&posted=1#post40335784[/url]
[QUOTE=dragonitemaster;40335261]I actually don't really know cats but for some reason in my head i was thinking that cats act weird when pregnant.[/QUOTE]
Maybe the male cat is pregnant. Hell, if I got pregnant, I'd be acting weird.
Good morning friends. How are your lives?
Pretty bad. It's almost 4am and I have a doctor's appointment at 10:30 and I can't sleep.
I know not much about getting sleep but here's something to pass the time.
[url]http://www.bedtime.com/html/short_stories.html[/url]
What's the doctor appointment for?
I'm being prescribed anxiety pills. My psychologist couldn't do it herself.
I might need me some of those; these bed time stories are scary!!
But really that sucks. You been on medication for anxiety before now?
Nope. I didn't even realize that I had an anxiety problem until I taked to her the first time. I thought it was ADD. I worry about stuff a lot and apparently my procrastination is because of it.
Neat. Hopefully a lot of things will he much better for you soon then, if a lot of things were due to the anxiety.
[QUOTE=Tark;40335753]Situation has hopefully calmed down to this point. Shootings and explosions at/near the MIT Campus and in Watertown, 2 suspects and one has been detained. Other is possibly holed up somewhere.
We don't know if they're connected to the bombings, but these guys had and used pressure-cooker bombs tonight, the same kind used at the bombings. Also had grenades.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/mEHe4kT.jpg[/t]
Holy fuck.[/QUOTE]
shit like this makes misanthropy sound logical
[editline]19th April 2013[/editline]
seriously? fucking [i]grenades?[/i] are we greece now?
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