[QUOTE=polarbear.;34869993]what the fuck am i reading[/QUOTE]
War
[QUOTE=Xieneus;34869969][img]http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/4831/outbreakstage2.png[/img]
[b]INFECTION MAP UPDATED[/b][/QUOTE]
I see the infection started mainly in the south but what the hell is going on with vermont?
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;34871400]I see the infection started mainly in the south but what the hell is going on with vermont?[/QUOTE]
That used to be the old state known as Vermont... we don't go there anymore...
[B][U]The Cat Army of the Free Democratic Communist State of Clitorisland has successfully eradicated California and parts of Arizona of the derpian zombie threat![/U][/B]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/5DmbW.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/wg58h.png[/IMG]
Xieneus, Don't mean to be an arse but could you use another host instead of Imageshack? It takes forever to load.
[QUOTE=Drsalvador;34872923]Xieneus, Don't mean to be an arse but could you use another host instead of Imageshack? It takes forever to load.[/QUOTE]
Loads fine for me. I'll try Filesmelt or Imgur I guess.
What is this thread haha do you join a team or something?
[QUOTE=IndieGamer;34878628]What is this thread haha do you join a team or something?[/QUOTE]
Put your avatar on one of the team's
[QUOTE=Xieneus;34878680]Put your avatar on one of the team's[/QUOTE]
Any?
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[IMG]file:///C:/Users/Thomas/Pictures/pSnwk.jpg[/IMG]
Done. :D
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[QUOTE=IndieGamer;34878695]Any?
[editline]26th February 2012[/editline]
[IMG]file:///C:/Users/Thomas/Pictures/pSnwk.jpg[/IMG]
Done. :D[/QUOTE]
why doesnt the picture come up -_-?
[QUOTE=IndieGamer;34878695]Any?
[editline]26th February 2012[/editline]
[IMG]file:///C:/Users/Thomas/Pictures/pSnwk.jpg[/IMG]
You need to use an image hosting service. Try filesmelt or imageshack.
Done. :D
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why doesnt the picture come up -_-?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Xieneus;34878889][/QUOTE]
ok
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[U][I][B]Meanwhile, in Atlasia, Salvador is making his lunch.[/B][/I][/U]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/oJ3CB.png[/img]
[B]"Wonderful! A jacket potato! Just pop it in the microwave."
*BEP-BEP*
"OH NO, I FORGOT TO TAKE THE TINFOIL OFF! IT'S CREaTiNg a FUCKing RiFt iN tImEEEEEE[/B]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/02Wkw.gif[/img]
[thumb]http://i.imgur.com/sjeb3.jpg[/thumb]
[sub]HAMMER! HAMMER! HAMMER! HAMMER![/sub]
[B][U]Dr. Salvador will return in the next update.[/U][/B]
Whats the story of this thread ahaha.
[QUOTE=IndieGamer;34879604]Whats the story of this thread ahaha.[/QUOTE]
Basically a wide variety of factions have spawned. Most of them appear to be against Team Nixon, and alliances seem likely.
Also, since that "team sheet" was resized, here it is fixed.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/changedittotheproperfuckingsizeyoulazybastard.png[/img]
Use Imgur or Filesmelt next time.
[QUOTE=TRLEChippers;34879712]Basically a wide variety of factions have spawned. Most of them appear to be against Team Nixon, and alliances seem likely.
Also, since that "team sheet" was resized, here it is fixed.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/changedittotheproperfuckingsizeyoulazybastard.png[/img]
Use Imgur or Filesmelt next time.[/QUOTE]
Ahah ok.
"I'm sorry Chippers, I think we can't give you any troops.
But we have something better..."
[I]Raptor Labs[/I]
"Okay, Derpian virus subject is tightly secured in. Begin feeding data."
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/consppicweaponlab.png[/img]
>RUN harvest.exe
[l o a d i n g...]
Startup complete!
Feeding data in 3... 2... 1...
Transfer complete! Proceed Y/N?
> Y
"Seems like the virus can be inverted into an antivirus solution that will eliminate
the virus within the subject... but the subject as well. Well, off to weponizing this fucker goes."
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/consppicweapon_copy.png[/img]
"It seems that the weapon emits rainbow-y traces.
Possible side-effects like mutations before death are likely... Well, that will do just fine!"
[QUOTE=ForestRaptor;34879826]mothafucking MAGIC[/QUOTE]
[B]"holy shit this is the FUCKING GREATEST THING EVER THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS EEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH-"[/B]
After clearing up the sperm, Chippers returns with an antivirus sample to his top secret HQ at 10871 Northeast Southwest Street, Bellevue, WA, just opposite Kenneth's Quality Langerie and Donuts. Here, he works on a concentrated version of the antivirus, taking care not to fall into the rift created by Dr Salvador's faulty jacket potato.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/photoshopconspiracy_trlechippers_laboratorytimewarp.png[/img]
Several hours and packets of chocolate digestive biscuits later, Chippers unveils his once-in-a-lunchtime creation.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/photoshopconspiracy_trlechippers_dsotmroof.png[/img]
"By firing the light generated by the antivirus through a whoppin' big glass triangle, I have created a constantly-firing controllable laser antivirus. Now I can just aim it at any Derpian zombies approaching my base and they'll be eradicated! HE HE HE"
[img]http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/2070/itstime.png[/img]
Xieneus is [b]FUCKING[/b] disappointed with his troops for not eradicating the cure... Then he realizes... Its time...
[img]http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/9383/nixonsorders.png[/img]
Nixon orders Xieneus to launch the Derpian Class X Missile. The largest concentration of the new strain of Derpian... Xieneus takes the key, turns it and hits the button.
[img]http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg840/scaled.php?server=840&filename=missilelaunch.png&res=medium[/img]
[highlight]WARNING - DERPIAN CLASS X MISSILE LAUNCH DETECTED - MISSILE CAN BE STOPPED HOWEVER ITS VERY DIFFICULT, MISSILE WILL IMPACT ON PAGE 4. IF MISSILE IS NOT STOPPED, ZOMBIES WILL INFEST THE UNITED STATES OF PHOTOSHOP.[/highlight]
[IMG][URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Untitled-1308.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/IMG]
Good job i'm from the UK then isnt it. :3
I'm safe. :D
INCOMING FUCKING TRANSMISSION GUVNER OK GUVNER
[img]http://i.imgur.com/r2klB.gif[/img]
[B][U][I]I have returned from the midsts of time![/I][/U][/B]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/40YNk.gif[/img]
[I][U][B]As a result of my time-travelling endeavours, i have become imbued with time-powers of awesomness.[/B][/U][/I]
[h2]NOW I AM BECOME DEATH. DESTROYER OF WORLDS.[/h2]
[QUOTE=Drsalvador;34882094]INCOMING FUCKING TRANSMISSION GUVNER OK GUVNER
[img]http://i.imgur.com/r2klB.gif[/img]
[B][U][I]I have returned from the midsts of time![/I][/U][/B]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/40YNk.gif[/img]
[I][U][B]As a result of my time-travelling endeavours, i have become imbued with time-powers of awesomness.[/B][/U][/I]
[h2]NOW I AM BECOME DEATH. DESTROYER OF WORLDS.[/h2][/QUOTE]
Go hammer yourself to a wall hippy!
But i am a warmongering racist scumbag?
[QUOTE=Drsalvador;34882626]But i am a warmongering racist scumbag?[/QUOTE]
Oh yeah, CONTINUE!
[QUOTE=Xieneus;34880270]MISSILE LAUNCH OH FUCK[/QUOTE]
[highlight]"this shit just got real"[/highlight]
In order to protect the United States of Photoshop from the Nixonian menace, TRLEChippers' forces construct the most logical and protective form of defense: a massive sculpture of Roger Waters disguised as a fertility goddess, suspended by a convoy of helicopters.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/photoshopconspiracy_trlechippers_watersfertility.png[/img]
The busty figure is moved around the USP until the rocket is discovered flying through a city somewhere. It is dropped in its path, and [B]PWOP[/B] -
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/photoshopconspiracy_trlechippers_rocketjam.png[/img]
Success! Now the rocket has been halted [sp]but not disarmed[/sp]. It ain't going any further from now on. Hopefully the residents of this anonymous city will worship this missile/fatass prog rock legend and not blow it up or anything stupid like that.
[B][U]IndieGamer did not meet our strict intelligence quota[/U][/B]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/38zZN.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/pSnwk.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE]FUCKING EXECUTION[/QUOTE]
Rest in Peace
:(
These used to be fun but now it feels like the main players have long gone
Where is McNab?
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1054238[/url]
Besterestest
[QUOTE=Trumple;34902268]: McNab followed by nostalgia[/QUOTE]
He has yet to find the thread. Join a team Trumple, the war has just begun.
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