The Photoshop Contests Conspiracy V3.1 - Everyone is a Zombie!
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[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;34899111][B][U]IndieGamer did not meet our strict intelligence quota[/U][/B]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/38zZN.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/pSnwk.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Oh noooooo. Haha whos team can i join?
You're dead. You are on the dead team.
With the missile neutralized thanks to the Roger Waters bust, and with TRLEChippers' base secure from zombie attacks thanks to his big old prism, the man himself is practically safe. Now, as he waits for further leaders to gather (MCNAB WHERE ARE YOUUUU) so he can launch an all-out assault on Nixon, he poses for his first portrait since his inauguration, this time with his comrade Dr Salvador at his side.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/photoshopconspiracy_trlechippers_jecame.png[/img]
Can I help get Mcnab's awareness or should he look himself (which I doubt he would, he probably thinks its already dead thanks to V3.0)
Also, I wish I could be able to join, but, I admit it, I fucking suck at Photoshop/GIMP very very badly so id prefer not.
EDIT: I guess I should, since people agree.
[I][U]Meanwhile, in Atlasia, Anti-Hatless-Bomb tests go HORRIBLY RIGHT,[/U][/I]
[thumb]http://sciencecabin.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Atomic-Bomb-Blast.jpg[/thumb]
[U][I][B]Dr. Salvador had nothing to say on the matter, but wanted this image entered into public record forever,[/B][/I][/U]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/pUM2H.jpg[/img]
[[I]BZZT! BZZT![/I]]
[I]A loud buzzing occurs as an image appears on some of the Bases control panels as the newcomer's base appears.......lets go with that.[/I]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/yhaXd.png[/IMG]
[B]"Of course I would've blurred this, cannot let secrets be released. (AKA MY excuse for for low-res)[/B]
[B]"We have taken note of everything that has happend."[/B]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/BpVtp.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ndsjj.png[/IMG]
(images MIGHT be jpeg raped.)
P.S. Am i doing it right?
[QUOTE=MagicSwap;35033605]
P.S. Am i doing it right?[/QUOTE]
[I]Yes, very right.[/I]
To more serious news. Gentlemen, even though the threat of the rocket has been stopped, it is likely to have only made Team Nixon more angry. We might not stand a chance against his high power weaponry and uncanny powers of evil, so I suggest this:
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/photoshopconspiracy_newteamsheet.png[/img]
An alliance! This would ensure that our teams are stronger whilst making sure that any Nixonian attacks will be unlikely. If all you guys agree with me, then I can declare neutrallity with Teams Clitoris and Terrence, or even invite them into our alliance. Together, we can beat the Nixonians!
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/photoshopconspiracy_trlechippers_votenowbipches.png[/img]
[B]SO, who is with me?[/B]
I'll join nixon if I'm allowed to, or create my alliance against team clitoris.
[I]MagicSwap releases a feed to all of the bases about this new defensive measure he is developing.[/I]
[B]"Gentlemen, I bring you a VERY EFFECTIVE WEAPON of keeping fuckin' zombies away from my base......fence.....anyway it uses psychological warfare, a very effective way of keeping non-logical thinkers outta here."[/B]
Behold......A BEAR HOLDING A SHARK!
[IMG]http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/1/18/bearholdingshark.png[/IMG]
[B]"It pops out and scares the zombies to death!......er... you know what i mean"[/B]
[B]"But look! It scares the WITS out of those zombies!"[/b]
[IMG][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/PsmgY.png[/IMG][/IMG]
[U]THIS HAS BEEN A MESSAGE FROM TENERENCE BASE: [B]STRONGBADIA[/B][/U]
[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b31/katzeness/strongbadia.png[/IMG]
[B]Meanwhile, Drsalvador has landed in TRLEChippers's territory to discuss plans.[/B]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/o3Oww.jpg[/img]
[img]http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/9650/reportforduty.jpg[/img]
Escaped from my native homeland of Arizona, joining R&C Alliance!
[img]http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/8320/thelakehasaids.png[/img]
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[sp]That is the last time I try and use Paint.NET for pasting![/sp]
The members of the Raptor/Chippers alliance meet together to discuss their plans.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/photoshopconspiracy_trlechippers_thebigmeeting.png[/img][I]
"So, I think that what we should do is attack the Nixonian Base with all of our combined forces. That'll surely bring him down."[/I][B]
"Sounds like a good idea. We'll have to wait for us all to come to an agreement on this plan."[/B]
"Wait, what about the other teams? They'd be unable to cope with the Nixonian forces!"[B]
"Well, I already have a small 'present' for Team Terence..."[/B]
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/photoshopconspiracy_trlechippers_TROGDOOOOOOOOORdelivery.png[/img]
[B]"That one's for keeping away Team Nixon AND zombies. OK, all in favour of attacking their base all at once..."[/B]
[img]http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/9111/aidsman.png[/img]
I second this motion.
[[I]After countless casualties, the beast was finally slain, and because of food shortages, we eat what we just killed.[/I]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ygxXI.png[/IMG]
[B]*Munch* *Crunch* *Chomp* "Alright! Snack times over, we must rebuild, and after that, we must find a way to keep these 'presents' out of our base. The bear didn't have a chance!" *Munch*[/B]
[editline]9th March 2012[/editline]
Oh crap wait, the beast was friendly? [B][U][I]FUCK![/I][/U][/B]
So you shot down my Derpian missile? No matter. We have [b]PLENTY[/b] more. Come get me you fucking hippies.
[img]http://static.flickr.com/3181/2659603879_19b1f1a273.jpg[/img]
[[I]In order to compensate for killing the support we got from the R&C Alliance, MagicSwap sends the best fuckin' troop he has to help them in the war[/I]]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/iN5pI.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=MagicSwap;35080391][[I]In order to compensate for killing the support we got from the R&C Alliance, MagicSwap sends the best fuckin' troop he has to help them in the war[/I]]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/iN5pI.png[/IMG][/QUOTE][I]
"Cheers MagicSwap! What a fantastic aid, I'm bound this Marzipan Poopstar is bound to come in handy."[/I]
Obviously Chippers is no Homestar Runner fan, but there are more pressing matters at hand than this helpful bloke's identity. Namely, the [B]HUNDREDS OF FUCKING MISSILES COMING STRAIGHT TOWARDS US.[/B]
Luckily, Chippers has a solution yet again - an enormous inpenetrable dome made of Welsh Silver (bakelite and plastic) surrounding the R&C Alliance headquarters.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/photoshopconspiracy_trlechippers_bigdome.png[/img]
Nothing can get in - should a FUCKING MISSILE approach the dome, it'll just bounce off harmlessly like [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CS7j5I6aOc]the whole mind explosion.[/url] Pwoooaaahhh. PWOOOAAAAAAHHHH
My construction workers are currently building me a defensive upgrade to the FUCKING BEAR HOLDING A SHARK so it could deflect the missiles. Here! Take a look!
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/xxldG.png[/IMG]
I may have them just upgrade the fence instead.
[IMG]http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/8266/zombiesoldier.jpg[/IMG]
[B]The Happy Zombie Squad is Ready![/B]
[IMG]http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/8320/thelakehasaids.png[/IMG]
[B]TEAM NIXON![/B]
[INCOMING TRANSMISSION]
>private//mission.ctrl.net/blimp.exe
Load succesful!
>TOGGLE BLIMP SECURITY
l o a d i n g . . .
Connection established!
>Stream1.mp4
"Stream1" loaded! Streaming state: stable.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/warroom2.png[/img]
[B]"So, why did we have to change our office into a fucking BLIMP?"[/B]
[I]"Because zombies can't reach blimps, right?"[/I]
[B]"What if they GROW effing WINGS?!?[/B]
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/conspicblimp1_copy.png[/img]
[I]"That's why I installed a huge, multi-cell core RAINBOW LAZOR in this floating fortress."[/I]
Test fire!
[I]"You know, the psychological effect of seeing this blimp. It comes slowly and you could run but you know you are just going to die. Gosh, I am evil."[/I]
[B]Hey zombies! You'll be on your way to hell in a rainbow-y fire![/B]
The blimp floats peacefully (yet war-mongeringy) away trough a hidden hole leaving the domed and secured city.
In the event that the zombies end up getting jetpacks or growing wings and becoming brave enough to face the blimp and the rainbow cannon fails, I have mounted a FUCKING Anti-Aircraft cannon onto it.
[img]http://img803.imageshack.us/img803/2463/conspicblimp1aa.png[/img]
[img]http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/9332/scorchthumbsup2.png[/img]
This shit is fucking hilarious
In another one of his fits of demented genius, Chippers suddenly volunteers to eat the antivirus, using it as "butter" inbetween two chocolate digestives.
[I]"Why the fuck would you do that?"[/I][B]
"Ah-h-h, that's the whole thing you see. The zombies certainly won't be expecting this."[/B]
Minutes later, Chippers is on the loo
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/photoshopconspiracy_trlechippers_rainbowshit.png[/img]
[B]"PRRRP PRRRP PRRRP [I]plop[/I]"[/B][I]
"Oh-h! Now I see what you mean! So if you eat some of the anti-zombie-virus solution..."[/I][B]
"...I can shit it out immediately afterwards. [url=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ChekhovsGun]This is sure to come in handy against all them fucking zombies.[/url][/B]
[u]Meanwhile, Richard Nixon calls up his good friend Kim Jong TF2 loving un[/u]
[URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/854/treepropoganda.png/][IMG]http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/165/treepropoganda.png[/IMG][/URL]
Kim Jong hat loving un stares into the void, Richard Nixon is baffled.
[b]XIENEUS WILL RETURN IN THE NEXT UPDATE[/b]
[I][U][B]"Fucking finally, at long last..."[/B][/U][/I]
[B]"THE DEFENSIVE SYSTEM AGAINST SCARY FLYING MISSILES (TDSASFM) IS FINISHED!"[/B]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/vzGAz.png[/IMG]
[B]"Basically, when the Bear Holding a Shark detects flying missiles, a camera pops out of The Tire to track them. If they are missiles heading STRAIGHT TOWARDS US a HUGE counter-missile carrier rises from the soil and fires missiles full of virus-neutralization substances. Destroying the enemy rocket AND the derpian virus on it."[/B]
[QUOTE=Minimole;35141729][b]So who's recruiting?[/b]
[URL=http://cubeupload.com/im/a2PRKG.png][IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/a2PRKG.png[/IMG][/URL][/QUOTE]
[URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/252/isay.png/][IMG]http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/4007/isay.png[/IMG][/URL]
Kim Jong un approves...
[b]RICHARD NIXON FUCKING DOES NOT[/b]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/maQYu.png[/IMG]
[B][U]MagicSwap thinks of new battle innovations to build while drinking a Shamrock Shake™ and eating a Fish Sandwich.[/U][/B]
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