The Photoshop Contests Conspiracy V3.1 - Everyone is a Zombie! - General

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVGb7JU4TSU&feature=related]----Alert, warning----[/url] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/kw2J0.jpg[/IMG] "Greetings, humans. For so long we witness your kinds blatant murders, killing is so entrenched in your DNA thatnow your planet is now at the midst of destruction from your different factions. We have come to claim your resources for our own use. This message addresses all humans that wish to join us. Those that do shall be spared and let be to continue living on this planet, but under our reign. Those that defy, you shall perish. Already our forces are landing: [img]http://arealiensreal.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/real-ufo-pictures-3.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.alienandufopictures.com/ufo_picture_2.jpg[/img] Surrender now. Prepare as we establish our base of operations. Warning to [url=http://facepunch.com/members/489363-JLR758]JLR758[/url], we are disappointed you chose to side with the humans. We ask that you listen to reason and join your own kind, for resistance is futile. We give you until page 6 to realign your pledge to the filthy humans, or else you will be treated as an enemy and be vanquished. -[End Transmission]- [t]http://i.imgur.com/UiTHO.png[/t] [editline]17th March 2012[/editline] Deploying terrestrial builders [I]Treaul-Recari XR-435[/I] to establish base. [t]http://elissestuart.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/204fc162c1c143688c987a6587341df9_earth-2124-alien-spaceship-2.jpg[/t] Production of security robots [I]Derlasmer I-34c[/I] to contain reanimated human populace in the area [T]http://i.imgur.com/3Sgtm.png[/T] :Progress Report: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ECE7J.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE]ALIENS[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5ZBu3nHJkM[/url] [b]CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT ALIEN_23![/b] [URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/560/theplotthickens.png/][IMG]http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/4375/theplotthickens.png[/IMG][/URL] [b]TOO BAD MOTHERSHIP IS NOT HERE TO SEE YOU FAIL![/b] Richard Nixon reveals that he is actually the leader of the Intergalactic Union of North Korea. He will squash anyone in his path.

Signaling battlecruiser to provide support [img]http://www.sg-operations.com/Images/Daedalus_in_orbit.jpg[/img] Back down or we will demolish you

[QUOTE=Alien_23;35175167]Signaling battlecruiser to provide support [img]http://www.sg-operations.com/Images/Daedalus_in_orbit.jpg[/img] Back down or we will demolish you[/QUOTE] Bitch please, I own the galaxy.

[B][U]With the new alien threat. MagicSwap ordered engineers to install a computer to the Missiles to code them so they can shoot down any other threats.[/U][/B] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/VLZHW.png[/IMG] Now MagicSwap enters FUCKING CODES INTO THE MISSILES TO FURTHER PROTECT HIS SHIT! [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/lNlpn.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Minimole;35141729][b]So who's recruiting?[/b] [URL=http://cubeupload.com/im/a2PRKG.png][IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/a2PRKG.png[/IMG][/URL][/QUOTE] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/conspicblimp1magazines.png[/img] [I]"Gentlemen, unleash the adult-oriented magazine magazine."[/I] Suddenly, the sky is filled with floating pr0nZ. [I]"Hey, we have a rainbow-shootin' rad-lookin' blimp that doesn't lack pimp!" [/I] [B]"Since when were you that fucking swag?"[/B] [I]"Uh, since I tried to convince that our recruting standards have gotten higher... onwards, gentlemen![/I] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/conspicnewyork.png[/img] [I]"Oh, were already on the east coast. Anything you would like to do, gentlemen?"[/I]

[B][U]With these new security measures in place, MagicSwap deems Strongbadia safe. And the deadly weapons go underground. Strongbadia is now at a peaceful, calm state.[/U][/B] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/MUtdE.png[/IMG] MagicSwap needs to find a way to develop a way to prevent FUCKING automerge breakage.

Oh wow I forgot about this thread. Anyway, new avatar: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ck2TC.png[/IMG] [B]New line of defence to keep the zombies and other enemies out of the Clitorisland California Base:[/B] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/nIpLM.png[/IMG]

Gentlemen, The world is in a dire state, but, what is to stop us from doing our job, Our base is currently located at: [IMG]http://www.imger.info/?di=2WE3[/IMG] Also, Due to Recent Developments we would like to offer our Mutual Friendship to Team Nixon. [IMG]http://www.imger.info/?di=BARB[/IMG] we offer our use of our state of the art zombie testing facility in the heart of our island Team List: [IMG]http://www.imger.info/?di=RREP[/IMG]

Oh boy, sure are a lot of teams popping up.

I wish I can join in to,but my hard drive got fried by cans of soup.

Good evening Swap Magic, Id like to join your team. [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/53484371/magicswap.png[/IMG] Now that Ive established a position within a team Ill do something truly beneficial. (Zteven3000 hops over fence and gets to work on a super cool secret handshake.) [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/53484371/waaaar.png[/IMG]

[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rAHrHd2lcw"]-Incoming Transmission-[/URL] A challenger appears! [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/GijvX.png[/IMG]

[b]BIG FUCKING PLOT TWIST[/b] Dr. Salvador & Chippers contact Richard Nixon on the issue of the war. Richard Nixon warns that he is only a pawn of the army that will rule this war. The two leaders listen to the puppets call, yet only to ignore him. Chippers beats Nixon with an over-sized golf-club. He dies. [img]http://img.timeinc.net/time/photoessays/2011/iconic_leaders/icon00000000022.jpg[/img] Kim Il-Sung, the eternal ruler of the universe contacts the two gentlemen, waging war. The two men ignore Kim's message, Kim hits a button. The slain leader of Team Nixon begins to mutate into a Derpian Undead Supersoldier. [img]http://images.wikia.com/cnc/images/7/7c/CNCR_Raveshaw_Mutated.jpg[/img] He attacks Chippers. [b]This is the war, to end all wars[/b]

[U][I]Meanwhile, Drsalvador fires Hammers out of artillery cannons to stop the Derpian Missile.[/I][/U] [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/W4FcP.jpg[/thumb] [editline]20th March 2012[/editline] [U][I][B]Now citizens, There are certainly NO side effects from Time-Rift exposure...[/B][/I][/U] No... Side... Effects... [img]http://i.imgur.com/dOOm6.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=zteven3000;35219404]Good evening Swap Magic, Id like to join your team. [IMG[/IMG] Now that Ive established a position within a team Ill do something truly beneficial. (Zteven3000 hops over fence and gets to work on a super cool secret handshake.) [IMG[/IMG][/QUOTE] [B]"Ah, yes. A new secret handshake would be in dire need right now; we need it to replace the one that we use currently."[/B] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/b3K7c.png[/IMG] [B][U]It is unknown why MagicSwap thinks that a new secret handshake has a higher priority than the FUCKING MUTANT RICHARD NIXON CREATED BY KIM SUNG![/U][/B]

[thumb]http://i.imgur.com/bGMul.png[/thumb] [U][I][B]As Mr SuNg ReFuSeS To QuIt, I Am UNLEASHING MY SECRET WEAPON.... [/B][/I][/U] [h2]JIM.[/h2] [U][I][B]Later, Sung gets a message from his arch-nemesis.. JIM... The creator of roads. The one thing Sung never mastered![/B][/I][/U] [img]http://i.imgur.com/itTj8.gif[/img]

[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1xtpsY0_LI"]Meanwhile [/URL] in the Team Raptors and Chippers alliance's war room. Gentlemen we have a crisis on our hands. [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOEyKE7W9IU&feature=related"][IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1f/Buster_is_coming.jpg/270px-Buster_is_coming.jpg[/IMG][/URL] We have till page 6 before he comes, we need to prepare.

[b]ETERNAL RULER OF THE UNIVERSE KIM IL-SUNG SPREADS HIS PROPAGANDA![/b] [highlight]IT IS LARGE TO GET THE POINT ACROSS[/highlight] [img]http://i.imgur.com/5Hung.jpg[/img] Thanks to Drsalvador for the painting of our dear leader. Which we stole. [b]EDIT EDIT - FUCK STEAM IS DOWN![/b]

In retaliaton, Dr. Salvador unleashes a mass of propaganda posters, among them is this gem: [img]http://i.imgur.com/xdwRu.jpg[/img]

NEWS directly to you! -------------------- Today, Limed00d, leader of Emil Corp, stated in a public speech that he would aid the highest bidding faction in this civil war, by handing out High tech weaponry to serve their cause. "Today, we stand on an edge. And we are being chased by hungry, black wolves. So we must choose to jump! But what direction do we have to jump in? We need to act, and act fast! Therefore, Emil Corp is offering their service to the highest bidder of resources; in return we will support them with weapons beyond comprehension!" [IMG]http://s18.postimage.org/fewd6hjdj/president.png[/IMG] [I]The president of Emil Corp, for no explicit reason, in front of a garden.[/I] Emil Corp is known for their highly successful MouthZip Self-Defense Pocket Gun, and the not-so very successful Memetank [I](Failure due to being overused)[/I] Back to studio. ----------

Now that we've established a super cool secret handshake, lets put it to work. [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/53484371/war2.png[/IMG] The construction worker now trusts me due to performing the super cool secret handshake with him and agrees to abide by my orders. We will dig out an underground bomb shelter just to be safe and we will also build a neat submarine for no specific reason. (Im just going to... put real photos in, because this was...)

meanwhile, on Dr. Salvador's Telescreen... [img]http://i.imgur.com/EeUec.png[/img]

The Derpian virus has reanimated dinosaurs and... [h2]The Saurian League emerges![/h2] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/teams2.png[/IMG] The virus quickly wears off, however, leaving easily controlled mindless killers! [U]The virus is mostly destroyed in Texas, our headquarters[/U] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/map98.png[/img] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/RUN_IN_FEAR.png[/IMG] [U]JOIN US OR DIE![/U]

[highlight]TOO MANY TEAMS, I WILL DETONATE THIS MISSILE NOW TO REDUCE THE TEAMS IF I HAVE TO![/highlight]

[QUOTE=Xieneus;35325063][highlight]TOO MANY TEAMS, I WILL DETONATE THIS MISSILE NOW TO REDUCE THE TEAMS IF I HAVE TO![/highlight][/QUOTE] [b]IF MY DINOSAURS HAVE SURVIVED ONE DESTROYER OF WORLDS, THEY CAN DEAL WITH 2![/b]

Drsalvador is currently predisposed [img]http://i.imgur.com/6D2yw.jpg[/img] [h2]WHERE THE FUCK AM IIIIIII[/h2] Drsalvador will return on [B]Page 4[/B]

[URL=http://cubeupload.com/im/SFdH5B.png][IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/SFdH5B.png[/IMG][/URL]

Why cant we have a "neutral faction" section so we won't have 10,000 teams? You should only be able to "form" a team if one other person and you wants to make one.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/IjKJC.png[/img] [B][U][I]JESUS FUCK CHRIST I WAS LOST IN FUCKING LIVERPOOL OF ALL PLACES ANYWAY. *fumble fumble grumble grumble*[/I][/U][/B] [img]http://i.imgur.com/f6Jlx.png[/img] [B][U][I]Drsalvador has ascended to Hartmann Prime!!![/I][/U][/B]