The Photoshop Contests Conspiracy V3.1 - Everyone is a Zombie!
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Mew King Andololol was speaking with Tom083 about possible Alliances with the Raptor and Chippers Alliance when suddenly a mob of reporting Asians came out of nowhere.
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How about it Tom? Will you join The RCA?
[QUOTE=andololol;37071378]Mew King Andololol was speaking with Tom083 about possible Alliances with the Raptor and Chippers Alliance when suddenly a mob of reporting Asians came out of nowhere.
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How about it Tom? Will you join The RCA?[/QUOTE]
At a conference held later that day by me with you and your allies, I stated that I will remain a neutral army for now, but your efforts for an alliance have made a good impression on me.
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A future alliance is quite possible. We'll see how things turn out for us and whether other leaders ask for alliances or not.
Just so you guys know, I have two eyes, I wear an eyepatch on special occasions like meetings I hold.
[QUOTE=Tom083;37073386]At a conference held later that day by me with you and your allies, I stated that I will remain a neutral army for now, but your efforts for an alliance have made a good impression on me.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/fjxGr.jpg[/IMG]
A future alliance is quite possible. We'll see how things turn out for us and whether other leaders ask for alliances or not.
Just so you guys know, I have two eyes, I wear an eyepatch on special occasions like meetings I hold.[/QUOTE]
Well said, we will see what will come of this.
Did I mention? I have a [B]fucking island.[/B]
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[sp]It's not overpowered as it is literally an empty (right now anyway) floating piece of Landmass that can and WILL come crashing the fuck down if it's hit enough[/sp]
Hehe, too bad kaukassus was the only one to spot the threat...
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[QUOTE][video=youtube;VJ3j5jp5IoY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ3j5jp5IoY[/video][/QUOTE]
Count me in on Saurian League ( I completely fail at photoshop so I didn't shop myself in or give myself an avatar, I can snip this post if you want ) Edit: I will edit profile to give myself an avatar if somebody will photoshop me into it
[B][I][U]MAYDAY MAYDAY I HAVE LOST ENGINES ONE AND TWO, MUST HAVE SUCKED IN AN ALBATROSS [/U][/I][/B]
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Requesting permission to land at Natedude's floating island for repairs. Do you copy Natedude?
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"ScottWired, I'm officer Tasket. My advice for where you are going- don't drop the soap."
[QUOTE=Xieneus;34853080]
[b]RULES[/b]
- NATO is watching this thread, [B]no nuclear weapons[/B] (However they're infected with Derpian so you can use biological and chemical weapons)
- No instant killing of a user, for example launching 200200394923049320 rockets at the target and saying "LOL YER DEAD N00B". No that only angers us and you will be eaten alive.
- While not everyone is equal in this war,[B] give everyone a fair chance.[/B]
- Zombification and reincarnation is allowed. Hell this thread starts in the midst of a zombie apocalypse.
- Declare before you post! This is mandatory if you want your post to count towards the war.
[B]- You must always use the term "FUCK" in every post dedicated towards the war.[/B]
[B]- Put effort into your posts that contribute towards the war. [/B]
[B]- Most importantly, have fun. [/B]Think of this as a giant game of chess. Except no rules of chess actually apply and zombies roam the earth.
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You'll never take me alive!
[QUOTE=ScottyWired;37074062]Hehe, too bad kaukassus was the only one to spot the threat...
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I don't mean to rain on your parade, but one thing I didn't mention about why I was wearing an eye patch, is because its transmitting a hologram of us from a conference room we are actually meeting at in an undisclosed location.
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Only a few hours in to my time here and someone has already tried to kill me, or at least attempted to kill other people in the room with me, which would kill me as well.
[QUOTE=Tom083;37077220]Only a few hours in to my time here and someone has already tried to kill me, or at least attempted to kill other people in the room with me, which would kill me as well.[/QUOTE]
Sheessh! Don't be so suspicious of everyone! That's not a detonator, she's just uhhh... *thinking* a chick who clicks a button to move the slideshow? Yeah. That's the true story. :nonchalant:
[sp](Tom will totally fall for that excuse!)[/sp]
Did my meeting just [B]FUCKING EXPLODE[/B]
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after a split second teleport-to-TRLEChippers-base-rescue of everybody, Mew King Andololol, out of pure rage goes to the RIZ border and [B]TAKES DOWN THE FUCKING BARRIER[/B] and commands his Mew Army to spread [B]THOUSANDS OF FUCKING ZOMBIES to all enemy territory[/B] and sets another barrier at TRLEChippers Base, which afterwards goes into hiding in his other
Non-Korean owned dimension.
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[editline]4th August 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Tom083;37077220]I don't mean to rain on your parade, but one thing I didn't mention about why I was wearing an eye patch, is because its transmitting a hologram of us from a conference room we are actually meeting at in an undisclosed location.
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Only a few hours in to my time here and someone has already tried to kill me, or at least attempted to kill other people in the room with me, which would kill me as well.[/QUOTE]
All visions of me are always present in every area that is visible of me, so I was there to explode anyways. And maybe that's why no one teleported...
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Let's do this shit! Bring it on you zombie [B]MOTHER FUCKA'S![/B]
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[QUOTE=ScottyWired;37077334]Sheessh! Don't be so suspicious of everyone! That's not a detonator, she's just uhhh... *thinking* a chick who clicks a button to move the slideshow? Yeah. That's the true story. :nonchalant:
[sp](Tom will totally fall for that excuse!)[/sp][/QUOTE]
Time will tell what will happen to you for this if you don't make up for it.
This isn't a threat, just a warning.
Hell, I haven't even chosen an alliance, I'm still neutral.
[QUOTE=Birdman101;37075909][B][I][U]MAYDAY MAYDAY I HAVE LOST ENGINES ONE AND TWO, MUST HAVE SUCKED IN AN ALBATROSS [/U][/I][/B]
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Requesting permission to land at Natedude's floating island for repairs. Do you copy Natedude?
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"[I]Positive Albatross, you are clear for landing. Over.[/I]"
[QUOTE=NateDude;37077644][t]http://i.imgur.com/gSJrQ.png[/t]
"[I]Positive Albatross, you are clear for landing. Over.[/I]"[/QUOTE]
King Mew talks from his dimension....
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[QUOTE]It is good to see that people are seeking refuge in places that are unreachable from the zombies....
smart move...[/QUOTE]
[I]"We need to talk.."[/I]
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[I]"As I'm sure you're aware, Mew has spread the Derpian Virus all across the Nation. Xieneus is MIA, our enemies as well as friends are terrified, and Mew could very well do something stupid another time. I'd thought of relocating as many friendlies to the Island as possible, but even though it is very, very large, it will gladly go crumbling down to the earth if someone started shooting at it with enough Force. Quite frankly I think we're fucked." [/I]
Xieneus is going to think "WHAT THE FUCK!?" when he comes back.
Okay, for some reason I never updated the team chart, here you go, and that guy with a koala avatar is now part of the Saurian League.
[B]You're Welcome.[/B]
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Woah, wierd, everything is pixellated in your palace
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Repairs should be complete by page 6, in the meantime, I'm going to be doing some experimentation on this derp I brought, see which weapons are effective against them. This is my arsenal: I have anthrax, agent orange, mustard gas, bleach+windex, many virus inhibitors, and good old high explosive. Something is bound to work.
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[Current location of BRD-52: Natedude's island] [Repairs underway]
It is my hope that when I find an effective poison against derps, I can carpet bomb 1 state a day, mostly clearing it of infection.
[QUOTE=Birdman101;37080047][IMG]http://niggaupload.com/images/itQUA.png[/IMG]
Woah, wierd, everything is pixellated in your palace
[IMG]http://niggaupload.com/images/G3mnQ.png[/IMG]
Repairs should be complete by page 6, in the meantime, I'm going to be doing some experimentation on this derp I brought, see which weapons are effective against them. This is my arsenal: I have anthrax, agent orange, mustard gas, bleach+windex, many virus inhibitors, and good old high explosive. Something is bound to work.
[IMG]http://niggaupload.com/images/ieQO.png[/IMG]
[Current location of BRD-52: Natedude's island] [Repairs underway]
It is my hope that when I find an effective poison against derps, I can carpet bomb 1 state a day, mostly clearing it of infection.[/QUOTE]
Alright, I guess my anger died down now...[B]WHAT THE FUUCK[/B]
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[B]NO YOU FUCKING DON'T[/B]
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We need a better look at those pictures:
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I can run on 6/8 engines for a while. However, due to short notice, I have left my arsenal and derp zombie behind. I was able to grab Natedude on my way out, so he is alive on BRD-52, though wounded from the blast.
I will now stop broadcasting my location, as it is a hazard to our safetey. I plan on returning to my secret base and returning later.
[QUOTE=Birdman101;37082018]We need a better look at those pictures:
[IMG]http://niggaupload.com/images/X7OY.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://niggaupload.com/images/3WdEH.png[/IMG]
I can run on 6/8 engines for a while. However, due to short notice, I have left my arsenal and derp zombie behind. I was able to grab Natedude on my way out, so he is alive on BRD-52, though wounded from the blast.
I will now stop broadcasting my location, as it is a hazard to our safetey. I plan on returning to my secret base and returning later.[/QUOTE]
Well played...
[B]Birdman101 has just ran into a flock of Mew[/B] (It's fair because Mews populates the sky because of the zombie movement)
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[B][I][U]Birdman101[/U]and [U]Nate_Dude[/U] are now being FUCKING PERMATRACKED![/I][/B]
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There you are!
Was the saurian league completely demolished or something or has nobody bothered adding it to map?
[QUOTE=gingee703;37084350]Was the saurian league completely demolished or something or has nobody bothered adding it to map?[/QUOTE]
Oh, I'll gladly add the rest of the faction locations, but with the Wasteland areas, they'll have to deal with shitloads of Derpians.
Holy fuck
[B]Well everybody, use this from now on:[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/XXx8h.png[/IMG][/B]
Quite frankly, two teams are currently going to get fucked by zombies.
