The Photoshop Contests Conspiracy V3.1 - Everyone is a Zombie! - General

It's just a -snip- of a post that I changed my mind on dawg

FFFUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK [IMG]http://niggaupload.com/images/h73K.png[/IMG] I didn't want to have to use this without testing it first, but... [IMG]http://niggaupload.com/images/5az2h.png[/IMG] See you on the other side [IMG]http://niggaupload.com/images/LhQgd.png[/IMG] Well, that worked surprisingly wel- URP *pukes all over the floor alright Im okay Well, let me show you around. Over there is the flight deck, where I store all of my planes, the artillery guns are on the back, the snack bar rivals Valve's, and the best part? The antenna array broadcasts anti-psychic signals, so mew can't detect or attack this ship. If he can pull cheap moves, so can I. [IMG]http://niggaupload.com/images/52Sd3.png[/IMG] Once again, not broadcasting my location, all you people know is that I am on a boat somewhere in some water anywhere on earth. Now I can continue me anti-derp research without being rudely interrupted by a power-hungry psychic mouse and having my favorite plane destroyed.

[QUOTE=Birdman101;37088440]FFFUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK [IMG]http://niggaupload.com/images/h73K.png[/IMG] I didn't want to have to use this without testing it first, but... [IMG]http://niggaupload.com/images/5az2h.png[/IMG] See you on the other side [IMG]http://niggaupload.com/images/LhQgd.png[/IMG] Well, that worked surprisingly wel- URP *pukes all over the floor alright Im okay Well, let me show you around. Over there is the flight deck, where I store all of my planes, the artillery guns are on the back, the snack bar rivals Valve's, and the best part? The antenna array broadcasts anti-psychic signals, so mew can't detect or attack this ship. If he can pull cheap moves, so can I. [IMG]http://niggaupload.com/images/52Sd3.png[/IMG] Once again, not broadcasting my location, all you people know is that I am on a boat somewhere in some water anywhere on earth. Now I can continue me anti-derp research without being rudely interrupted by a power-hungry psychic mouse and having my favorite plane destroyed.[/QUOTE] Seems fair enough. You're lucky my psychic mice can't hold guns or fight hand to hand or you would be screwed.

Mew, for your unprovoked attack on the floating island and my favorite plane, I have also begun mass production of high yield rat poison and rocket propelled mousetraps. [editline]5th August 2012[/editline] Natedude, you are free to come and go as you please and continue about your business.

[QUOTE=Birdman101;37091385]Mew, for your unprovoked attack on the floating island and my favorite plane, I have also begun mass production of high yield rat poison and rocket propelled mousetraps.[/QUOTE] Alrighty then, well in that case [B]EVERY FUCKING MEW EVACUATE THE PLANET![/B] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/S6GAG.png[/IMG] But not you, you stay here. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/fRzpv.png[/IMG] The portal has closed, and I just realized that we have never invented a gun, as we HAVE fingers, I'm going to overgrow them, maybe call them Twomew or something, no... That doesn't sound right... Aha! Mewtwo! That's their official names when I come back on page six! Also, everyone prepair for buster... He was told about on page 3 and he will come on page 6. [IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1f/Buster_is_coming.jpg/270px-Buster_is_coming.jpg[/IMG]

[img]http://i45.tinypic.com/10gjp5g.png[/img] i've recently discovered a strange material called "nortonium", it seems to have the ability to kill infected beings if you throw it at them hard enough [img]http://i45.tinypic.com/2njd6k1.png[/img] i've placed a good amount into this rocket, which i will fire at florida as a test if this works i plan on establishing a base in florida so i can attempt to clean out the east coast [sp]am i doing it right[/sp]

[QUOTE=DimJim;37092084][img]http://i45.tinypic.com/10gjp5g.png[/img] i've recently discovered a strange material called "nortonium", it seems to have the ability to kill infected beings if you throw it at them hard enough [img]http://i45.tinypic.com/2njd6k1.png[/img] i've placed a good amount into this rocket, which i will fire at florida as a test if this works i plan on establishing a base in florida so i can attempt to clean out the east coast [sp]am i doing it right[/sp][/QUOTE] If it works, when I get another of my planes running, I'd like to stop by and buy a large quantity for use in bombs.

[QUOTE=Birdman101;37092166]If it works, when I get another of my planes running, I'd like to stop by and buy a large quantity for use in bombs.[/QUOTE] ... You know that he is basically just throwing rocks at their faces right? and the Aliens won't enjoy the company of your rocket very much...

[QUOTE=DimJim;37092084] i've recently discovered a strange material called "[highlight]norton[/highlight]ium", it seems to have the ability to kill infected beings if you throw it at them hard enough[/QUOTE] I dont know about that substance man, doesn't seem very reliable. [IMG]http://now-static.norton.com/now/en/pu/images/Product_Family/NAV/Norton_AntiVirus_2012/Boxes/BX_NAV2012_refl_r_EN_342.png[/img]

[QUOTE=Tom083;37092383]I dont know about that substance man, doesn't seem very reliable.[/QUOTE] i wasn't the one who named it, that was my professional cool namer guy [img]http://i50.tinypic.com/24ymty1.png[/img]

[QUOTE=DimJim;37092827]i wasn't the one who named it, that was my professional cool namer guy [img]http://i50.tinypic.com/24ymty1.png[/img][/QUOTE] It's good to see that more people are becoming interesting, if you want to, join a faction, and stay interested to the end.

and dont side with mew, hes an asshole

i've gotten the results of the nortonium missile test, and i'd say they're better than expected [img]http://i45.tinypic.com/5v7guq.png[/img] sure, it's not much, but they're better results than i've seen throughout the entire war [img]http://i49.tinypic.com/25t7y4k.png[/img] i'm already establishing a base in orlando to see if i can clean this zone completely missile production will be difficult, seeing as nortonium is extremely rare, but i'm hoping to find more in florida

Remember to add the name of your base when you add it, a black triangle looks more like a triangular wasteland zone. (The Color Black) [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/keE9w.png[/IMG]

I'm gonna make a post but fucking I'm like figuring out what to do so sorry for my ~absence~

I thought this thread died a while ago. [editline]o[/editline] Due to my avatar change, I guess I'm dead. [IMG]http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/4149/deadscorch.jpg[/IMG]

Maybe you just got facial reconstructive surgery and that's just what you want our enemies to think

[IMG]http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/3527/aftersurgery.png[/IMG] In that case, I am back. [IMG]http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/1024/rbmw5.jpg[/IMG]

[B]GENTLEMEN.[/B] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/photoshopconspiracy_trlechippers_newspaper_001.png[/IMG] Chippers is back, and the first thing he's doing is moving away from his US base so it doesn't get flooded by fucking zombies. [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/photoshopconspiracy_newmap.png[/IMG] Chippers then goes and calls a meeting with the rest of the Raptor/Chippers aliance to catch up on the current situation. [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/photoshopconspiracy_trlechippers_reformedmeeting.png[/img] [I]"So...what's been going on recently?"[/I]

What's this? A sneak air attack? That's right, I was able to get my old B-29 running. A lot slower than the B-52, but it will get the job done [IMG]http://niggaupload.com/images/bvf7i.png[/IMG] Hooking up with with the nixon crew has enabled me to get my hands on some potent derpian bombs. [IMG]http://niggaupload.com/images/Rnlo.png[/IMG] Birdman flies off into the distance. Due to your lack of readiness due to having a new base, you couldn't even see me coming.

Our base location has been revealed to be on the coast, nearby a desolated city. [IMG] http://filesmelt.com/dl/worldmap10.png[/IMG] Luckily, our slightly-advanced technology has allowed us to create a [i]Zombie Mind Control Facility[/i]. Unfortunately, the only thing we can make the zombies do right now is play the piano. But we're working on making them fight! Set high in the nearby city, our perfect factory stands tall and proud. [IMG] http://filesmelt.com/dl/desolatedcity.png[/IMG]

OH FUCK, Buster is coming! Time to fortify the cave with flak, warships, sea mines, and a vault door! [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/fortifiedbase.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Birdman101;37105892] Hooking up with with the nixon crew has enabled me to get my hands on some potent derpian bombs.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i49.tinypic.com/dxzqfo.png[/img] You bastard! We should be trying to contain and destroy the virus, not spread it! [img]http://i48.tinypic.com/vsgk0m.png[/img] Meanwhile, the new facility in Orlando is working with what little Nortonium we have left. They're looking into the idea of chem-sprayers to equip soldiers with, so the virus can be dealt with using squads instead of missiles. In theory, this would cut down on Nortonium usage drastically.

[B]OOOH FUCK! BEGIN MASSIVE FUCKING PRODUCTION OF MEWTWO!![/B] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/SCilA.jpg[/IMG] also, TRLEChippers, your previous base was protected by a double barrier, one created by you, and one created by my powerful army, also, I have established a barrier at UK chippers and wiped-out the zombies, I was just too lazy to Photoshop it. Birdman101, I will kill you eventually... Also [B]BRING IT ON! MY FUCKING ARMY IS NO LONGER CLASSIFIED AS RODENT AND I HAVE FUCKING ARMOUR TO BE IMMUNE TO FUCKING BULLETS AND POISON![/B] [editline]6th August 2012[/editline] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/E1skr.png[/IMG] Also that was 1 group, it has 132 MewTwo's, I have as many soldiers as the Nazi's had(4,200,000), but I'm not using them right now, but I can, and I will.

I made a nice little overview of the world. [t]http://i653.photobucket.com/albums/uu253/Haloscott3/wrld-bp-2-jpg.jpg[/t] America is now a wasteland so Nixon HQ moves to outback Australia [t]http://i653.photobucket.com/albums/uu253/Haloscott3/orice3h4.jpg[/t] Here we go! [t]http://i653.photobucket.com/albums/uu253/Haloscott3/E1skr.png[/t] [QUOTE=andololol;37111931][B]OOOH FUCK! BEGIN MASSIVE FUCKING PRODUCTION OF MEWTWO!![/B] [t]http://i.imgur.com/SCilA.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] My friends, we are FUCKED. [sp]For now >:)[/sp] [B]On another note, start using thumb tags for big maps [t]. Sorry that all the maps got smaller in this upload. Anyone got a host that doesn't make stuff smaller? I'll reupload at original size.[/B]

Alright, I'm halting production on the rocket propelled mousetraps and working on a new line of anti-mew weaponry. Still classified. I'm going to keep the few rocket propelled mousetrap prototypes as souveneers.

[QUOTE=ScottyWired;37117369]I made a nice little overview of the world. [t]http://i653.photobucket.com/albums/uu253/Haloscott3/wrld-bp-2-jpg.jpg[/t] America is now a wasteland so Nixon HQ moves to outback Australia [t]http://i653.photobucket.com/albums/uu253/Haloscott3/orice3h4.jpg[/t] Here we go! [t]http://i653.photobucket.com/albums/uu253/Haloscott3/E1skr.png[/t] My friends, we are FUCKED. [sp]For now >:)[/sp] [B]On another note, start using thumb tags for big maps [t]. Sorry that all the maps got smaller in this upload. Anyone got a host that doesn't make stuff smaller? I'll reupload at original size.[/B][/QUOTE] Shouldn't Antarctica be ClitorisLand?

[QUOTE=ScottyWired;37117369]Anyone got a host that doesn't make stuff smaller? I'll reupload at original size.[/B][/QUOTE] Niggaupload best upload. Also, shit, its gonna take a while for my aircraft carrier to get to austrailia.

Brazil is still clean. Thank God!

[QUOTE=Cesar Augusto;37123976]Brazil is still clean. Thank God![/QUOTE] [t]http://niggaupload.com/images/IKcB.png[/t] [quote][b]OKAY![/b][/quote] [t]http://niggaupload.com/images/eG3g.jpg[/t] [t]http://niggaupload.com/images/LBwND.png[/t]