[QUOTE=Itsjustguy;30940417][URL]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1103934-Suits-They-are-awesome[/URL].
Brother !?[/QUOTE]
Go away.
How would you go about hiding a boner in one of these?
[QUOTE=RixxzIV;30942373]How would you go about hiding a boner in one of these?[/QUOTE]
You don't.
[QUOTE=RixxzIV;30942373]How would you go about hiding a boner in one of these?[/QUOTE]
Just chase people around with your obvious boner.
my crotch already bulges out enough wearing skinny jeans, don't think i can put one of these on without smacking people with my latex-encased cock
I have a ghost in my toilet. Every time I take a shit, he spits on my* balls.:zoid:
Ahaha on Canada Day some dude was wearing a red one of these, red shorts, red and white shoes, red and white wig.
He scared away every customer
Actually they're called zentai suits.
Orginally they were used(and still are) by the people who enjoyed wearing these. sexually.
ANYWAY....
Talking about hiding your identity. This method has been somewhat popular among the people who do not prefer using commando masks or just fake beards(CIA, Why so cheap?) or whatever. I am of course talking about high quality latex masks. Of course the professionals make their own because purchases leave traces but there's few online shops which sell these for film making purposes.
Here's few pics of a mask you can buy at SPFXMasks.com
[img]http://www.spfxmasks.com/gallery/p6.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.spfxmasks.com/gallery/p4.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.spfxmasks.com/gallery/p2.jpg[/img]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lc8ymNPkdc[/media]
And yes you can get latex hands which go with the mask, The price of the mask alone is somewhere around 800$.
Also if you're buying one of these you and you don't need to ditch the outfit in 20 seconds i'd say buy some make up for your eyelids and fill the parts of your mask which appear loose(as in the video) with cloth(ie: back of your mask, lower jaw and neck) inorder to push your face tightly to the mask. This way the mask will not appear loose or unrealistic by any detail. Keepping your eyes closed while wearing the mask should be also avoided as this may break the illusion.
""Fuck it, I'm going to be a bro and talk to everyone!"" I do this everyday. I don't need no morphsuit.
why does this exist
[QUOTE=Him1411;30936220]
[IMG]http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z177/him1411/IMG_3641.jpg[/IMG]
Already there mate.[/QUOTE]
So many bracelets.
Part of me says who would buy this, and part of me says that this is fucking amazing :v:
[QUOTE=Wonky;21748037]I went to a concert and some asshole was wearing one of those. He knocked a beer out of the hand of some guy's girlfriend and got a bottle across the skull.[/QUOTE]
But he's so cool because he was wearing a morph suit.
This is just one of those trends..
[editline]7th July 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Skelmech;30960313]Part of me says who would buy this, and part of me says that this is fucking amazing :v:[/QUOTE]
I don't know what's more repulsive, these suits or your avatar.. where is that from?..
[editline]7th July 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=certified;30731394]Just give the thing a few more years of tech advancements and we will have THIS!
[img]http://images.wikia.com/metalgear/images/3/39/Old_Snake.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Then nanosuits.
[QUOTE=Errorproxy;30960299]So many bracelets.[/QUOTE]
I have many more, i like to mix and match which i wear.
Oh these. I had a whole group in my year 12 class wear these for muck up day. It was kind of awkward as most of them didn't wear anything to cover their bits so you could see the outline of them :v:
So there were black shadows stalking people all day.
[QUOTE=ForTehWolf...2!;30933115]signatures make posts better though, thats just science XD
~Fortehwolf
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Checklist for being an idiot as followed Top to bottom:
Loud Mouthed about being a Furry, No "I think this will be the only good point"
Join date 2010 , Yes
Believes people give a shit about Big squares of pictures that "express who he is", Yes
Misspelled name, Yes
Misspelled name with a obvious misspell, "teh,w1n,1337,n00b, to name a few", Yes
Uses punctuation at the or near the end of name, Yes
Uses punctuation as well as uses a sequel number yet doesn't need to because of punc, Yes
Animae for "sig", Yes
More then 10 boxes, Yes
Didn't adjust attitude and attempted to defend something very annoying, Yes
Tried to explain "it's science" by using a personal reason and or opinion, Yes
Has a nonsensical Motto, Yes
Laughs at "HAHA, ITS A GIRAFFE!!", Yes
Over use of emoticons, Most likely requires more research.
Uses the "XD" emoticon way to much, Yes research confirmed.
Has his name in his signature and thus hyper redundant, Yes
Hipster, Yes
Logical conclusions:
Idiot.
Still better than a "loud" furry.
Typical for a face punch newb, and 2010er.
Likes animae/final fantasy.
Is a hipster.
It'd be cool to wear one with like, a jacket on and a fedora
I can honestly see why people fetishize these. They're REALLY comfortable to wear and breathe well while feeling like an all-over hug.:smile:
I think I'm going to buy a black or silver one and wear clothes over it. The only problem is it'll be incredibly hot inside it here in Florida.
[editline]7th July 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Gordon 154;30931929]I am 6' 2" and 150lbs, what size morphsuit should I get?
I went with an XL, I can't wait for it to get here.[/QUOTE]
Let me know how it fits you, I'm only about an inch taller than you and about the same weight. I'm between an XL and an XXL.
Slenderman.
That is all.
[QUOTE=GhostG45;30978362]I think I'm going to buy a black or silver one and wear clothes over it. The only problem is it'll be incredibly hot inside it here in Florida.[editline]7th July 2011[/editline]Let me know how it fits you, I'm only about an inch taller than you and about the same weight. I'm between an XL and an XXL.[/QUOTE] It's coming in sometime tomorrow so I'll let you know then.
The XL fits me perfectly; not baggy at all.
green suit
be invisible on a green screen!!!
Today was my last day of lessons for the year, and some guy changed into a red Morph Suit on the bus home (it's a coach, not a public bus or anything). He wore underpants over his crotch though, so he looked like some kind of retarded Spiderman.
buy one
wear clothes over it
go to club
strip down as you dance
[QUOTE=GhostG45;30978362]I think I'm going to buy a black or silver one and wear clothes over it. The only problem is it'll be incredibly hot inside it here in Florida.[/QUOTE]
I got a black one as well, and don't worry about the heat bro. Gets a little warm around the face, thats about it. Although I tend to wear mine with just shorts on.
Oh god i got mine today, I have a white and my friend got a green. We walked to burger king and many lulz were had. Alot of people wanted pictures. :v:
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