[QUOTE=Xaphania;21761314]Well, heres some of the most sexy morph related porn.
*eyerape*[/QUOTE]
Goddammit.
Me and some friends are thinking of buying a few of these and wearing them to the local Relay for Life :v:
I have to admit, I'm tempted to wear a green one with a business suit.
[QUOTE=dudder;21764982]Me and some friends are thinking of buying a few of these and wearing them to the local Relay for Life :v:[/QUOTE]
Dude, that's brilliant.
Defiantly need someone to pretend to be slenderman in one of these. If you do make sure you take pictures or better yet a video.
Depends on what you wear, lonely you'll look mostly fucking awful.
Seriously, your penis sticks out like a sore penis.
One of my good friends has a green one and ran through a grocery store with one on. Good times.
1. Get Really Buff
2. Buy Blue Morph Suit
3. Look like Dr. Manhattan
This thread just made me think of Bodysuit Man from Seinfeld.
Haha oh god. I now know what I'm doing for Halloween this year.
What if you get a boner?
[QUOTE=Haxxer;21768755]What if you get a boner?[/QUOTE]
Then you display it to the world!
were boxers over it to cover your scrunched up dick
Damn I really want to dress as "image not available"
I would sort of love this, simply because I could say *exactly* what I think in public and nobody would recognise me ifthey saw me again. I'd tell those faggot schoolgirls on the bus to shut the fuck up because their screaming makes them sound like a mixture between witches, "special" people and victorian prostitutes. I'd tell that bitch in the back row of the cinema that her *constant* innapropriate laughter sounds like a puppy being raped. It would be so much fun (till I got stabbed by bithcing at the wrong person but whatever).
Plus if my ass can look nice in the suit then it's a plus
[img]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs139.snc3/18635_254228378254_87481778254_4230736_5109262_n.jpg[/img]
Nothing beats the Scramble Suits from A Scanner Darkly.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWne23FfKW8[/media]
[QUOTE=xXDictatorXx;21770810]I would sort of love this, simply because I could say *exactly* what I think in public and nobody would recognise me ifthey saw me again. I'd tell those faggot schoolgirls on the bus to shut the fuck up because their screaming makes them sound like a mixture between witches, "special" people and victorian prostitutes. I'd tell that bitch in the back row of the cinema that her *constant* innapropriate laughter sounds like a puppy being raped. It would be so much fun (till I got stabbed by bithcing at the wrong person but whatever).
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Just don't get too close to a bank and that's a great idea :v:
Also wouldn't these feel a lot like walking around naked? Seeing great bulging penises on every man who wears one is slightly disturbing.
[QUOTE=Super_Poo;21749997]I wish my dick was big enough to wear one...maybe I'll stuff my crotch with tissues.[/QUOTE]
I kind of fear mine might be too big.. like seriously obscene.
And I am 20 which still means as a guy I get boners pretty randomly, which would suck.
Then again, they would not know who green boner man is.
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Ordered a purple one because it was the only one with my size available..
Also purple is fucking awesome.
[url]http://begreenman.com/[/url]
They have black ones. They would probably be good to rob houses with. :ninja:
I think they were wearing these in an Animal Collective music video.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zol2MJf6XNE[/media]
is anyone in this thread actually oblivious to the fact these are for fetish, not style?
I need to get these with my friends so we can go around the city showing our huge dicks.
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Maybe stick some gigantic horse dildo in there too for an extra large crotch.
Must buy.
I'm gonna buy one and wear clothes over it so none of my body is showed. Then just sit somewhere doing nothing.
[QUOTE=xXDictatorXx;21770810]
Plus if my ass can look nice in the suit then it's a plus
[img]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs139.snc3/18635_254228378254_87481778254_4230736_5109262_n.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Plus pics
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