• Parenthood.
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[QUOTE=|FlapJack|;19884805]The year above me has people getting pregnant every few days / weeks. That's 6th year (I think the English call it 6th form) Pretty funny stuff. Should have used a condom :eng101:[/QUOTE] I certainly hope you don't mean 6th grade....:pseudo: [editline]09:30AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Kyle902;19888035]I can't have children I'm gay.[/QUOTE] Also you're a man
[QUOTE=Identity;19884557] I went to Palm Bay High School[/QUOTE] :raise: I live in Melbourne.
[QUOTE=Gluth;19884847]Absolutely. I want a son. Or, a daughter. Someone who can say shitty things about other people that I dislike, but, not get in trouble for it. "Listen, Tod, go over there and tell that man to go fuck himself, okay?" "Bababoobo" "No, GO FUCK YOURSELF. Say it, okay" "G-go" "Good." "Fua-" "Fuck, it's fuck" "Fuck" "Yeah, great! Now say GO FUCK" "Goa fuck." "Yourself" "Yosef" "My boy's first words. Now, go over there and tell off that fuckface, okay?" Ohhhh, the memories.[/QUOTE] That's a level beyond awesome. If I ever have a little shitstain I might get him to do that. :v:
[QUOTE=Ryu-Gi;19884726]I'd love to be a parent someday. I think I'd make a good father. :)[/QUOTE] Not if you spend time on facepunch.
I have two kids and I can tell you from experience that you had better have a good job and plenty of money coming in before you pull that trigger.
Being gay = Not having children = Lifelong happiness.
Some guy who i sit next to in applied tech told me that he got his girlfriend pregnant The other kid who sits at our table didn't understand that teen pregnancy is a bad thing, and told him congratulations.
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;19888744]Some guy who i sit next to in applied tech told me that he got his girlfriend pregnant The other kid who sits at our table didn't understand that teen pregnancy is a bad thing, and told him congratulations.[/QUOTE] why didnt you say congratulations asshole
[QUOTE=Ryu-Gi;19884726]I'd love to be a parent someday. I think I'd make a good father. :)[/QUOTE] You can't even drive!
Teenagers who drop out of high school and get a chick pregnant deserve everything they have coming to them. What the fuck is so hard about putting on a condom. THE PULL OUT METHOD DOES NOT FUCKING WORK. There are always going to be those green beret sperm that are eager as fuck to infiltrate the labia and totally demolish the egg. Also if the girl is willing to keep the kid even though she's a dumb fuck and hasn't even applied to college yet I would totally give the future father the once in a lifetime permission to throw her ass down the stairs. You never know maybe she'll smarten the fuck up. I don't want to be a dick or anything I understand that mistakes happen, I know that condom don't always work. What I've learned though is it's just easier to get the problem fucking nipped in the bud.
[QUOTE=Pajama Sam;19889062]Teenagers who drop out of high school and get a chick pregnant deserve everything they have coming to them. What the fuck is so hard about putting on a condom. THE PULL OUT METHOD DOES NOT FUCKING WORK. There are always going to be those green beret sperm that are eager as fuck to infiltrate the labia and totally demolish the egg. Also if the girl is willing to keep the kid even though she's a dumb fuck and hasn't even applied to college yet I would totally give the future father the once in a lifetime permission to throw her ass down the stairs. You never know maybe she'll smarten the fuck up. I don't want to be a dick or anything I understand that mistakes happen, I know that condom don't always work. What I've learned though is it's just easier to get the problem fucking nipped in the bud.[/QUOTE] that's why the girl is also supposed to use a form of birth control that plus a condom you won't be havin babiess
i am 12 what is this and were do babies come from.
[QUOTE=deathrat;19888192]:raise: I live in Melbourne.[/QUOTE] I used to live in Palm Bay, near Malabar actually. I was on Anchorage St NW.
You can mooch off the .gov for being a broke parent and single. Friend does it. But she's in pretty poor shape financially.
[QUOTE=lum1naire;19889086]that's why the girl is also supposed to use a form of birth control that plus a condom you won't be havin babiess[/QUOTE] Absolutely agree, but immature teenage girls don't know shit about contraception and are usually fucking lying. The dude imo is way more responsible for having contraception.
[QUOTE=Rubs10;19888679]Being gay = Not having children = Lifelong happiness.[/QUOTE] Because the gays in the public eye right now are receiving lifelong happiness by society who repels them for their sexual preference, which IMO is sad because they're still human, they just have a different preference from some, and that I think that it's sad they're persecuted for it.
Except hot lesbians.
My grandparents had my mom when they were in highschool, my mom turned out fine.
Man the school I went to we didn't have a single student pregnancy. But then again we were a bunch of eggheads. Another school in the same district had an issue where every single student was either a gang member or a prego. Or both. The recurring joke was that even the guys were knocked up.
Guys should probably consider themselves lucky that even though you may knock up a girl, that's nowhere as bad as actually being the one who is carrying the baby. It's a little more emotionally traumatizing. But I think kids these days are being way too lax with how often they have sex and under what circumstances. If you're going to have sex when you're 14, at least use a condom to keep from putting the girl and both of your families through emotional crap for the 9 months following that. Kids need to take more responsibility. It's getting ridiculous how many unplanned pregnancies there are. As for me, I'll probably have kids a year or two after I get married. Don't wanna be all old and whatnot watching them grow up. I wanna be able to be young enough to do a lot of stuff with my kids like go to theme parks and water parks and travel and everything. I am scared of child-birth though. I'll probably go for a water birth. But what girl isn't afraid? I guess that's normal.
5 bucks says in the near future people will start caring about genealogy. Seems that I'm the only person I know in real life who knows what it is.
[QUOTE=Gluth;19884977]Also, she's quite manly. [IMG]http://www.hantelparty.de/xt/female-bodybuilder.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] [URL="http://img22.imageshack.us/i/donotwanti.jpg/"][IMG]http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/6750/donotwanti.jpg[/IMG] [/URL]
There were a lot of pregnant chicks at my high school, I even knew a few who were working on their second kid because they were so in love with the attention people heaped on them during the first one. I was young and stupid too, I know, but it's hard for me to comprehend why it is that these stupid little sluts don't understand that by popping out kids at 15 or 16, they're just condemning them to the same shitty trailer trash lifestyle they grew up in, along with placing an added burden on their parents, who always end up taking care of them.
[QUOTE=Rubs10;19888679]Being gay = Not having children = Lifelong happiness.[/QUOTE] You can adopt... You should all adopt... Why create more people? when you could adopt and take in one or 2 from a bad place... You get like 100 bucks a week to take care of them too... [editline]12:14AM[/editline] [QUOTE=sloppy_joes;19892820]5 bucks says in the near future people will start caring about genealogy. Seems that I'm the only person I know in real life who knows what it is.[/QUOTE] I also care about it :D But allas im gay :3 And i also cant have kids due to being born a preemie... [editline]12:16AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Pascall;19892777]Guys should probably consider themselves lucky that even though you may knock up a girl, that's nowhere as bad as actually being the one who is carrying the baby. It's a little more emotionally traumatizing. But I think kids these days are being way too lax with how often they have sex and under what circumstances. If you're going to have sex when you're 14, at least use a condom to keep from putting the girl and both of your families through emotional crap for the 9 months following that. Kids need to take more responsibility. It's getting ridiculous how many unplanned pregnancies there are. As for me, I'll probably have kids a year or two after I get married. Don't wanna be all old and whatnot watching them grow up. I wanna be able to be young enough to do a lot of stuff with my kids like go to theme parks and water parks and travel and everything. I am scared of child-birth though. I'll probably go for a water birth. But what girl isn't afraid? I guess that's normal.[/QUOTE] Adopt :3 And i agree! [editline]12:19AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Identity;19891219]Because the gays in the public eye right now are receiving lifelong happiness by society who repels them for their sexual preference, which IMO is sad because they're still human, they just have a different preference from some, and that I think that it's sad they're persecuted for it.[/QUOTE] Right on!
[QUOTE=Pascall;19892777]Guys should probably consider themselves lucky that even though you may knock up a girl, that's nowhere as bad as actually being the one who is carrying the baby. It's a little more emotionally traumatizing. But I think kids these days are being way too lax with how often they have sex and under what circumstances. If you're going to have sex when you're 14, at least use a condom to keep from putting the girl and both of your families through emotional crap for the 9 months following that. Kids need to take more responsibility. It's getting ridiculous how many unplanned pregnancies there are. As for me, I'll probably have kids a year or two after I get married. Don't wanna be all old and whatnot watching them grow up. I wanna be able to be young enough to do a lot of stuff with my kids like go to theme parks and water parks and travel and everything. I am scared of child-birth though. I'll probably go for a water birth. But what girl isn't afraid? I guess that's normal.[/QUOTE] I think the parents are also getting a little lax about what their kids are doing. Some parents don't care what their kids do, and by the time they do care, it's either the child has been injured, killed, or is on their way to becoming a parent themselves.
[QUOTE=Identity;19910938]I think the parents are also getting a little lax about what their kids are doing. Some parents don't care what their kids do, and by the time they do care, it's either the child has been injured, killed, or is on their way to becoming a parent themselves.[/QUOTE] That too. Adoption would be cool, but I kind of want to have my own kids. <3 I'll adopt stray puppies from rescues instead. :3
[QUOTE=Pascall;19911003]That too. Adoption would be cool, but I kind of want to have my own kids. <3 I'll adopt stray puppies from rescues instead. :3[/QUOTE] Adoption isn't the same. If you have kids they are your own flesh and blood, you are more likely to treat them right. If they are adopted there is a chance that you will neglect them more.
[QUOTE=sloppy_joes;19911059]Adoption isn't the same. If you have kids they are your own flesh and blood, you are more likely to treat them right. If they are adopted there is a chance that you will neglect them more.[/QUOTE] Not if you're a good person. If I chose to adopt, I wouldn't love the child any less. Anyways, the only situation in which I would adopt is if I couldn't have a child of my own.
[QUOTE=Pascall;19911070]Not if you're a good person. If I chose to adopt, I wouldn't love the child any less. Anyways, the only situation in which I would adopt is if I couldn't have a child of my own.[/QUOTE] You say that now. But if you were to take care of your own child and an adopted child by choice, it's more likely that you would love your own child more per say.
[QUOTE=sloppy_joes;19911079]You say that now. But if you were to take care of your own child and an adopted child by choice, it's more likely that you would love your own child more per say.[/QUOTE] But I wouldn't adopt if I had my own child. Also, there is a certain motherly instict that kicks in with any child, which is why mothers tend to fawn over others' children as well. So I'm sure a good mother would be able to balance the two, adopted or not.
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