A pizza vending machine, that will soon be coming to the United States - General

That cheese looks real fucked up. Honestly, it's quicker, probably cheaper and better tasting just to order out instead. Why even bother?

personally I find pizza that looks like it has cancerous tumors all over unappetizing, whether it's from a shitty employee or a shitty machine process not that hard to get bubbles out of pizzas

Skip to the end. Probably not a surprise to anyone, but it actually comes out looking like garbage. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wINf5mdhnCU&feature=related[/media]

Not surprising. Everything always looks better in ads.

[QUOTE=FFStudios;36312788]I always wanted cool vending machines like the ones they have in Japan here in America. Getting ever so closer with the roll-out of the Coca Cola Freestyle. It's a soda machine with a touch-screen that lets you choose any soda, and custom flavor of soda you want.[/QUOTE] The Kelly's restaurant near Boston has one of those. I've used it a few times now, and it's kickass. There's so many fucking flavors, it just mixes it when you select it I think. The only problem I had with it was deciding what I wanted to drink, because I'm never offered those many flavors in one place and time. Ended up getting Vault soda I think.

What really makes that whole pizza look gross is how it looks so flat. The crust has to be puffier, hell it looks like cardboard in the video.

[QUOTE=Frisk;36315791]Not surprising. Everything always looks better in ads.[/QUOTE] It's because what you see in ads is plastic. No, literally, they hire sculptors to make figures out of Plasticine that are way more appetizing than can ever be made by the actual restaurant or company.

Not an optimist, but I think all that's gonna happen is one of the following: The pizzas are so dull in term of taste or topping it's not gonna sell a lot of it. Or Retards and assholes will break the machines, so they'll be removed. The second one is inevitable, too many fuckfaces out there nowadays not to happen.

Doesn't look too good, way too little sauce and cheese and the sauce doesn't look natural, it just looks like bad ketchup or something It's fun how she keeps saying they've perfected the process of making pizzas untouched by filthy inferior humans.

I've seen worse. Like, microwave-quality worse. I'd definitely choose this over the snack bars and other sugar bombs.

I saw one of these in Rome/Italy last time I visited it looked so cool!

They couldn't have hired someone without a speech impediment? Pizzer. And no thanks anyway, I'd rather go to the pizza store and have a slice handed to me within seconds, I don't need the gimmick of having a machine make it.

[QUOTE=cdr248;36315235]Only in America.[/QUOTE] How did you even get into this thread without reading the title. It's coming to America, as in it's not there yet...so think about this...where could it be coming from?

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I doubt it'll be all that great, but hey, we're advancing. Soon, maybe we can have other vending machines and other cool things like that.

I can't wait to get my origaano with my pizzer.

[QUOTE=Zoran;36316775]I doubt it'll be all that great, but hey, we're advancing. Soon, maybe we can have other vending machines and other cool things like that.[/QUOTE] We'll have vending machine vending machines.

less sauce more cheese just how i like it

I'd say it really all depends on how much the Pizzer Pizza costs. If it's super expensive and not that great, it can just fuck off. However, if it's cheap, it could be worth it regardless.

So much room for error. Imagine if like the pizza doe is misplaced on the sheet or gets stuck to something and the cheese and sauce completely misses and your pizza comes out as a burnt piece of bread. Lol what would you do?

[QUOTE=W00tbeer1;36317275]So much room for error. Imagine if like the pizza doe is misplaced on the sheet or gets stuck to something and the cheese and sauce completely misses and your pizza comes out as a burnt piece of bread. Lol what would you do?[/QUOTE] They've probably thought of this. Even if there's loads of fail safes, it looks like something that requires maintenance at least once or twice per day, but hiring one guy to clean it is cheaper than a kitchen of chefs.

that lip sync shes cute though

[QUOTE=FFStudios;36312788]I always wanted cool vending machines like the ones they have in Japan here in America. Getting ever so closer with the roll-out of the Coca Cola Freestyle. It's a soda machine with a touch-screen that lets you choose any soda, and custom flavor of soda you want.[/QUOTE] They have those at taco time here in Washington

Let's Pizza: Cooking Momma Pt 2/3

Looks interesting, but my local pizza guy would never forgive me if I bought pizza from a machine.

I thought the milk shake machines at your gas stations were amazing enough...

the dough has no yeast in it. what the fuck? flour and water does not make pizza dough... if you skip on yeast you at least need baking powder.

[QUOTE=BrickInHead;36318339]the dough has no yeast in it. what the fuck? flour and water does not make pizza dough... if you skip on yeast you at least need baking powder.[/QUOTE] They fail to mention the technicalities. Of course it must have (artificial) yeast in it.

Reminds me of that episode of Jimmy Neutron where the gang have a sleep-over and the machine also tells scary stories.

[QUOTE=FFStudios;36312788]I always wanted cool vending machines like the ones they have in Japan here in America. Getting ever so closer with the roll-out of the Coca Cola Freestyle. It's a soda machine with a touch-screen that lets you choose any soda, and custom flavor of soda you want.[/QUOTE] sadly it won't possible, health inspectors say's no.