• Funny things in my insurance policy
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So if a nuclear war happens your xbox can be replaced, so you can play fallout 3 and learn how to survive.
[QUOTE=^Lacey^;18510300]So if a nuclear war happens your xbox can be replaced, so you can play fallout 3 and learn how to survive.[/QUOTE] No, you misunderstand. If these things happen, your xbox is NOT covered. Though honestly, that would be the least of your worries.
Well, my xbox was a refurbished one, so im pretty sure i only get 1 year limited warrenty. It glitched this morning while loading forza 3 so i want to take no chances.
Here's an answer to the sonic boom question: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cc4jw_3RE4E[/media] No, Sonic Boom wouldn't do anything. Its a one in a billion shot.
nobody even asked if it breaks glass...
[quote]14. War Risk Terrorism, war, invasion, acts of foreign enemies, hostilities whether war is declared [highlight]or[/highlight] not, civil war, rebellion, revolution insurrection, military [highlight]or[/highlight] usurped power, confiscation, nationalism [highlight]or[/highlight] requisition [highlight]or[/highlight] destruction [highlight]or[/highlight] damage to property by [highlight]or[/highlight] under the order of any government [highlight]or[/highlight] public [highlight]or[/highlight] legal authority. 15. Nuclear Risk Damage [highlight]or[/highlight] destruction caused by, contributed to [highlight]or[/highlight] arising from: a. ionizing radiation [highlight]or[/highlight] contamination by radioactivity from any nuclear fuel [highlight]or[/highlight] from any nuclear waste from the combustion of nuclear fuel; [highlight]or[/highlight] b. the radioactive, toxic, explosive [highlight]or[/highlight] other hazardous properties of any explosive nuclear assembly [highlight]or[/highlight] component thereof. 16. Sonic Boom Damage [highlight]or[/highlight] destruction directly occasioned by pressure waves caused by aircraft [highlight]or[/highlight] other aerial devices traveling at sonic [highlight]or[/highlight] supersonic speeds [/quote] [highlight]Or[/highlight] else what?
[QUOTE=PartyPancake;18508556]Gotta watch out for those low-flying supersonic jets.[/QUOTE] It's illegal to do a sonic boom anywhere near a populated area.
[QUOTE=Kyle902;18512649]It's illegal to do a sonic boom anywhere near a populated area.[/QUOTE] Terrorism is also illegal, but it's committed in a populated area. I mean, otherwise what's the point of terrorism? Blowing up a field somewhere won't bother anyone. Except the farmer who owns the field, but as long as he has the right insurance...
[QUOTE=PartyPancake;18508556]Gotta watch out for those low-flying supersonic jets.[/QUOTE] I used to, seeing as the Concorde used to take-off and land at an airport a couple miles away. Sure, it wasn't going near Mach 1, but it shook the house to death every time. If I had a console on a ledge somewhere I have no doubt it would have fallen and broken. And I've had windows break because of local artillery tests at a nearby military base. So yeah, it's smart that they're covering their asses.
[QUOTE=:smug:;18514215]Terrorism is also illegal, but it's committed in a populated area. I mean, otherwise what's the point of terrorism? Blowing up a field somewhere won't bother anyone. Except the farmer who owns the field, but as long as he has the right insurance...[/QUOTE] If he owns a Xbox.
[QUOTE=PulpedFiction;18508499]Reminds me of the iTunes user agreement that said you wouldn't use the software to make bombs or biological weapons... Makes you wonder what's actually in that program.[/QUOTE] When they say biological weapons they mean iPod speakers blasting the Jonas Brothers
[QUOTE=PartyPancake;18508556]Gotta watch out for those low-flying supersonic jets.[/QUOTE] I feel sonic booms occasionally from space shuttles, so it's not like it's NEVER going to happen.
[QUOTE=gRuKz;18508605]Sonic booms arn't lethal.[/QUOTE] [img]http://rookery2.viary.com/storagev12/1118000/1118281_9647_625x1000.jpg[/img] no, but they're cool as fuck
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