I'm a snitch, a rat, a big mouth... - General

Summarization of OP: I am a snitch but I am so cool better than you I don't need you help despite openly asking for it on a public forum *insert immature dick/mom joke here*

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;31909822]The dick joke just tells itself.[/QUOTE] What? Was this an attempt at a zing? You failed miserably.

[QUOTE=Padgoi;31909855]What? Was this an attempt at a zing? You failed miserably.[/QUOTE] Obviously your dick "joke" was an obvious and bad attempt at a Zing! and it failed harder than TheFilmSlackers nearly as poor attempt at a Zing!

[QUOTE=The89thAlt;31909853]Summarization of OP: I am a snitch but I am so cool better than you I don't need you help despite openly asking for it on a public forum *insert immature dick/mom joke here*[/QUOTE] It was a defense mechanism. A very bad poorly implemented defense mechanism. [editline]23rd August 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=The89thAlt;31909878]Obviously your dick "joke" was an obvious and bad attempt at a Zing! and it failed harder than TheFilmSlackers nearly as poor attempt at a Zing![/QUOTE] Again, a defense mechanism. You're kinda slow, aren't you?

[QUOTE=Padgoi;31909888]It was a defense mechanism. A very bad poorly implemented defense mechanism. [editline]23rd August 2011[/editline] Again, a defense mechanism. You're kinda slow, aren't you?[/QUOTE] Control your defense mechanisms. They are making you a shit poster.

[QUOTE=Padgoi;31909888]It was a defense mechanism. A very bad poorly implemented defense mechanism.[/QUOTE] So you are saying your "defense" mechanisms are poorly designed and implemented? Good. There are times when you snitch, and times when you don't. For example, you tell mommy when you pee on the toilet seat so she can wipe it up and refill your sippy cup. But you don't tell anyone where Uncle Jeff touches you because he gives you candy. [editline]24th August 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;31909922][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npU_XeL6YDs[/media] Get help from professionals, OP. Not Facepunch.[/QUOTE] I am a professional. What I am a professional IN exactly, I don't know.

[QUOTE=bravojr;31909916]Control your defense mechanisms. They are making you a shit poster.[/QUOTE] I'll try, man. I'll try.

Also, your defense mechanisms are gay, poofy, queer, and shit. A REAL mans defense mechanism isn't crying to mommy over spilled milk, or an immature joke. A MANS defense mechanisms is a gun, or his fist impaled in your cheek because you said a stupid faggoty joke to him.

[QUOTE=The89thAlt;31909926]So you are saying your "defense" mechanisms are poorly designed and implemented? Good. There are times when you snitch, and times when you don't. For example, you tell mommy when you pee on the toilet seat so she can wipe it up and refill your sippy cup. But you don't tell anyone where Uncle Jeff touches you because he gives you candy. I am a professional. What I am a professional IN exactly, I don't know.[/QUOTE] So if Uncle Jeff touches my penis, I can't tell? I'm supposed to let him touch my penis if he gives me a Twix?

[QUOTE=The89thAlt;31909969]Also, your defense mechanisms are gay, poofy, queer, and shit. A REAL mans defense mechanism isn't crying to mommy over spilled milk, or an immature joke. A MANS defense mechanisms is a gun, or his fist impaled in your cheek because you said a stupid faggoty joke to him.[/QUOTE] Wow.... Wow... You have much to learn about being a man, dude.

Padgoi i'm gonna release a bunch of wild animals...towards ya

[QUOTE=Padgoi;31909976]So if Uncle Jeff touches my penis, I can't tell? I'm supposed to let him touch my penis if he gives me a Twix?[/QUOTE] Yes Uncle Jeffy is allowed to touch your penis, force your mouth onto his penis, and he is ESPECIALLY allowed to urinate all over you while rubbing his nipples. Its just the circle of life.

[QUOTE=Padgoi;31909989]Wow.... Wow... You have much to learn about being a man, dude.[/QUOTE] And I am meant to take lessons about being a bloke from some 12 yearold (if you are actually 17, I pity you) that cries to mom over everything?

[QUOTE=The89thAlt;31909999]Yes Uncle Jeffy is allowed to touch your penis, force your mouth onto his penis, and he is ESPECIALLY allowed to urinate all over you while rubbing his nipples. Its just the circle of life.[/QUOTE] If he ejaculates, what should I do?

What the fuck is wrong with you, do you have downs?

[QUOTE=The89thAlt;31910015]And I am meant to take lessons about being a bloke from some 12 yearold (if you are actually 17, I pity you) that cries to mom over everything?[/QUOTE] Yes

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;31910055]Now, stop that. Silly. This thread has gotten far too silly. [img]http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb273/toshiromifunesletteropener/sillycolonel.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] [img]http://www.keepcalmcarryon.me.uk/shop/thumbnail/1552301249784837/keep-calm-and-carry-on-red-posters/[/img] This is too much fun to let up.

Wow you guys are huge assholes. Be nice to the OP.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;31910055]Now, stop that. Silly. This thread has gotten far too silly.[/QUOTE] I was really enjoying it, but ok. [editline]23rd August 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Ond kaja;31910097]Wow you guys are huge assholes. Be nice to the OP.[/QUOTE] Thanks man, but it's all jokes. I'm literally in tears laughing. Isn't this what forums are about? Getting laughs. I got a shit ton of em from this thread. Sorry if you guys didn't.

are you backpedaling dont do that

[QUOTE=Padgoi;31910101]I was really enjoying it, but ok. [editline]23rd August 2011[/editline] Thanks man, but it's all jokes. I'm literally in tears laughing. Isn't this what forums are about? Getting laughs. I got a shit ton of em from this thread. Sorry if you guys didn't.[/QUOTE] don't cry over spilt snitches you idiot dil

[QUOTE=Juniez;31910212]are you backpedaling dont do that[/QUOTE] I think he did a backflip, landed on his head and then had the gall to state that he did it on purpose to get laughs.

[QUOTE=Padgoi;31910101]I was really enjoying it, but ok. [editline]23rd August 2011[/editline] Thanks man, but it's all jokes. I'm literally in tears laughing. Isn't this what forums are about? Getting laughs. I got a shit ton of em from this thread. Sorry if you guys didn't.[/QUOTE] Typical 12 yearold 4 chan meme spewing "troll" maneuver number #48: When you have totally and utterly lost and argument and everyone knows what a faggot you are, claim you are laughing your ass off while you wipe your butt-tears from your butt because you are, in fact, butt-massively butt-mad. Claim it was all for shits and giggles and only for a laugh, when it wasn't.

You rat.

I got some owls to fit in that big mouth of yours

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3f9UJTmgd0[/media]

I hate how one little thing happens and someone has to make a thread about it

A snitch, a rat and a dumbass...

By the time I posted this 69 people were viewing this thread. Instantly a image of rats in the 69 position popped into my head. Thanks a lot internet... I have been on the internet to long.

[QUOTE=bravojr;31910257]I think he did a backflip, landed on his head and then had the gall to state that he did it on purpose to get laughs.[/QUOTE] Looks like you got it all figured out.