[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;31910652]This is fucking stupid. I'm leaving.[/QUOTE]
I guess that's what happens when you try to make yourself look cool by insulting someone, except they don't actually get insulted.
[QUOTE=Padgoi;31909044]I have a problem. You see, ever since I was a kid, I've always been a snitch. And even when I consciously try to alleviate the problem, I just can't seem to keep my mouth shut.
It all started when I was a kid. My older brother and I used to fight, just as every set of brothers do. The thing is, when I would get hurt, I would tell on my brother like a rat. It's not that I necessarily wanted him to get in trouble, more so I just wanted to get even for him hurting me. I hated myself for doing it.
When I was 16, I worked at a bowling alley. My brother and a friend were messing around and decided to tag up on a bathroom stall. When I saw it, I immediately got the owner of the bowling alley and without even thinking, I told him it was my older brother who defiled the stall (I recognized the tag). The owner made my brother repaint the entire bathroom.
When I was 17, I had a friend who always used to pretend he was more important than he actually was and had connections in high places. One day, he told me he heard that Al Queda was going to plan another bombing. I asked him how, he said he knew someone who had connections. Again, without even thinking, I called the FBI hotline and told them this. A week later, 2 FBI agents were at my doorstep asking me questions about him. When they got there, I realized what I had done, but it was too late. They asked me for his address so I gave it to them. Nothing even came of it, but still, it was such a shitty thing to do.
I'm such a damn rat and I can't help it. I always rat people out without even thinking and I don't realize what I did until it was too late. I know you guys are thinking, "wow, this dude is a fucking tool," but I'm bringing this up because I want to remedy this problem. What can I do to .... start thinking before I open my big mouth?[/QUOTE]
Ever heard of the saying ..Snitches get stitches.
Keep running that mouth and eventually someone is going to get you back.
I got a great remedy, stop ratting people out. There is no need for it unless it is something major, I think you're also just an attention seeker and will do anything for it.
I'll never forget the day when I was working in a jail, one guy who often cries and snitches on other inmates got messed up bad. He got a black eye, few broken ribs, and all that shit. Asked him what happened, he said he fell out of the shower. Needless to say we laughed at him because we knew what really happened, guess he learned his lesson the hardway.
Uh oh! Content from real world advice leaking; Here it comes! Go die.
[QUOTE=Real Hitler Fag;31909480]You obviously have autism. Have you been diagnosed?[/QUOTE]
I'd go so far as to say aspergers due to the serious condescension.
Great job, OP. You post about something stupid and everyone calls you an idiot, and so you go 'lol juss trolling guys don't worry' and make yourself look like an even bigger idiot.
Moral of the story: If you back idiots into a corner, hilarity ensues.
[QUOTE=Padgoi;31910734]I guess that's what happens when you try to make yourself look cool by insulting someone, except they don't actually get insulted.[/QUOTE]
You're stupid.
Keep your mouth shut.
Cut off your jaw, then you won't have to worry about saying stupid thing ever again.
(unfortunately you'll still be able to make posts like this)
[QUOTE=Padgoi;31909044]I have a problem. You see, ever since I was a kid, I've always been a snitch. And even when I consciously try to alleviate the problem, I just can't seem to keep my mouth shut.
It all started when I was a kid. My older brother and I used to fight, just as every set of brothers do. The thing is, when I would get hurt, I would tell on my brother like a rat. It's not that I necessarily wanted him to get in trouble, more so I just wanted to get even for him hurting me. I hated myself for doing it.
When I was 16, I worked at a bowling alley. My brother and a friend were messing around and decided to tag up on a bathroom stall. When I saw it, I immediately got the owner of the bowling alley and without even thinking, I told him it was my older brother who defiled the stall (I recognized the tag). The owner made my brother repaint the entire bathroom.
When I was 17, I had a friend who always used to pretend he was more important than he actually was and had connections in high places. One day, he told me he heard that Al Queda was going to plan another bombing. I asked him how, he said he knew someone who had connections. Again, without even thinking, I called the FBI hotline and told them this. A week later, 2 FBI agents were at my doorstep asking me questions about him. When they got there, I realized what I had done, but it was too late. They asked me for his address so I gave it to them. Nothing even came of it, but still, it was such a shitty thing to do.
I'm such a damn rat and I can't help it. I always rat people out without even thinking and I don't realize what I did until it was too late. I know you guys are thinking, "wow, this dude is a fucking tool," but I'm bringing this up because I want to remedy this problem. What can I do to .... start thinking before I open my big mouth?[/QUOTE]
I have killed people, please don't report me to the police.
Snitches get riches
oh my god you people are so fucking retarded
[QUOTE=synthiac;31911927]just a friendly reminder that the op got permabanned a while back for making a thread about wanting to fatally poison or kill a dog. fuck him.[/QUOTE]
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I love dogs and I hate the thought of them being killed but this OP is so pathetic I can't help but laugh.
OP is also a massive attention seeker
quick, take your cyanide pill
I cringed throughout this thread.
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