Hey you, sad person! Come here, I'll help you out of that rut!
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[QUOTE=Goggles;26352699]Well, atleast I get paid.
Hey, waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
Goddamn free psychiatric help from a non-psychology student.[/QUOTE]
Who cares it's just gurant....
Joking, I love you!
Doctor,
I have a date in 2 weeks with a really pretty girl, I'm sure she likes but I need some advice with women
I'm generic emo kid with snakebites, eyebrow piercing and skinny jeans
[QUOTE=mr apple;26352745]Doctor,
I have a date in 2 weeks with a really pretty girl, I'm sure she likes but I need some advice with women
I'm generic emo kid with snakebites, eyebrow piercing and skinny jeans[/QUOTE]
be a man and slap her into sucking your dick
[QUOTE=mr apple;26352745]Doctor,
I have a date in 2 weeks with a really pretty girl, I'm sure she likes but I need some advice with women
I'm generic emo kid with snakebites, eyebrow piercing and skinny jeans[/QUOTE]
Why would you need advice, if you've already gotten a secured date?
The only "tip" I've got is to find a common ground, and be ready for small talk - just don't plan it ahead of time, because it'll come up as nothing like your hypothetical situation. Also, snakebites?
[QUOTE=Goggles;26352699]Well, atleast I get paid.
Hey, waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
Goddamn free psychiatric help from a non-psychology student.[/QUOTE]
So it's like getting a free prostate exam, from a mechanic?
Or from a robots engineer.
I think I'm a male elitist.
[editline]28th November 2010[/editline]
I don't like to call it sexist.
[QUOTE=Goggles;26352786]Why would you need advice, if you've already gotten a secured date?
The only "tip" I've got is to find a common ground, and be ready for small talk - just don't plan it ahead of time, because it'll come up as nothing like your hypothetical situation. Also, snakebites?[/QUOTE]
google
[img]http://attentionearth.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/snakebite.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Darth_GW7;26352825]I think I'm a male elitist.
[editline]28th November 2010[/editline]
I don't like to call it sexist.[/QUOTE]
Well, what do you want to do about that?
Just take a more understanding approach when thinking about what makes a woman act the way she does - understand how she was brought up differently, how society interacted, encouraged her differently. Look at the facts, and don't accept simple "X is Y" explanations. Both genders are mentally the same, it's been the societal effect on them that has made them different. Understand that, and women will be a lot easier to relate to.
Edit:
Goddammit
Actually forget it it doesn't make me sad at all
[editline]28th November 2010[/editline]
Men = Master race
[QUOTE=mr apple;26352874]google
[img_thumb]http://attentionearth.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/snakebite.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Don't put on a facade. Be yourself, be respectful, act your age. Acting out of the ordinary is acting out of the spirit she liked you as.
[QUOTE=Darth_GW7;26352878]Actually forget it it doesn't make me sad at all
[editline]28th November 2010[/editline]
Men = Master race[/QUOTE]
no homo
[QUOTE=Darth_GW7;26352878]Actually forget it it doesn't make me sad at all
[editline]28th November 2010[/editline]
Men = Master race[/QUOTE]
You could make a good rapist.
I'm very jaded and desensitised to everything. I really don't care about how much nerve you have, chances are you didn't learn shit from it and at best make an inspirational story that makes someone feel better for about 2 hours then they go back to their normal shitty life. I don't give a fuck about anything really, it's all the same old shit that I've gotten sick of years ago.
[QUOTE=lockdown6;26353082]look who's going through puberty[/QUOTE]
20 years old isn't really puberty.
[QUOTE=poopsicle;26352962]You could make a good rapist.[/QUOTE]
See? Every cloud has a silver lining, man.
[QUOTE=Devodiere;26353093]20 years old isn't really puberty.[/QUOTE]
Love it how kids always say this.
Judging by this thread, everyone is a rapist serial killer so at least I'm not alone.
[QUOTE=Goggles;26352899]Don't put on a facade. Be yourself, be respectful, act your age. Acting out of the ordinary is acting out of the spirit she liked you as.[/QUOTE]
My old uni teacher thought I was 20, and people think I'm older, I'm alot more mature than the kids these days.
Thanks!
[QUOTE=Devodiere;26353121]Judging by this thread, everyone is a rapist serial killer so at least I'm not alone.[/QUOTE]
On what logic did you come to this educated answer?
[QUOTE=poopsicle;26352962]You could make a good rapist.[/QUOTE]
I've now decided to become a serial killer of women.
Thanks OP, you've changed my life!
[QUOTE=Devodiere;26353093]20 years old isn't really puberty.[/QUOTE]
Nope, in GD you are 13.
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Haha you're in melbourne.
Stalking tiem
[QUOTE=Devodiere;26353225][URL=http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/1193/dscf8161a.jpg][img_thumb]http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/1193/dscf8161a.th.jpg[/img_thumb][/URL][/QUOTE]
You don't look 20.
And that's picture flaming! :v:
[QUOTE=Devodiere;26353225][URL=http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/1193/dscf8161a.jpg][img_thumb]http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/1193/dscf8161a.th.jpg[/img_thumb][/URL][/QUOTE]
You are awfully butthurt over a baseless accusation.
I bet he wears sweatpants
Hoodies, sweatpants, sneakers, all good for raping and killing people.
[QUOTE=Devodiere;26353485]Hoodies, sweatpants, sneakers, all good for raping and killing people.[/QUOTE]
When you wear something comfortable in public you know you've given up on life.
"poopsicle is a shith7ad"
Hoodies are for gang members, Devodiere. People are gonna think you're a thug.
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