Hey you, sad person! Come here, I'll help you out of that rut! - General

[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;26353508]"poopsicle is a shith7ad" Hoodies are for gang members, Devodiere. People are gonna think you're a thug.[/QUOTE] Only when you wear a black one with the hoodie all over your face. [editline]28th November 2010[/editline] and you look like Devodiere

So anyway back to my problem. After using up all of life's normal thrills I moved onto stalking people and assaulting them when they least expect it. I haven't gone further than that but do you think it's time I moved onto bigger things like rape or going the full murder or should I not rush it and wait until assault loses it's thrill before I move on?

you best be trolling boy.

Trolling? In this thread? How could you say such a thing. I am having a massive life crisis and you won't even give me advice on whether I should give in to the little voices, GD has really gone down in quality.

no offense but i think GD would be a lot higher quality with out you in it.

Where'd Goggles go? This is his thread after all.

[QUOTE=ThePutty;26352386]great another BE HAPPY FACEPUNCH I LOVE YOU thread seriously if you need somebody to tell you you're great on the internet just to be happy then you've got major issues[/QUOTE] Oh so its wrong to cheer sad people up now.

[QUOTE=poopsicle;26353601]no offense but i think GD would be a lot higher quality with out you in it.[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1031848-Do-you-want-smartness-back[/url] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/986028-Is-there-an-Anime-section[/url] You really don't have room to talk.

Personally I don't feel better by seeing other people suffer more than me. It just makes me feel worse, I hope you're doing alright, OP! :unsmith:

Thank you,i now feel like i am worth something.

[QUOTE=Devodiere;26353655]Where'd Goggles go? This is his thread after all.[/QUOTE] I've been dead for awhile. Also, the reason why you probably feel so astrayed from life is probably because you were hurt by something in it. Look towards that issue, and find a way to fix it in such terms that everyone involved is happier. If you're not joking about the assault and such, the problem may lie with woman - most likely a mother or a girlfriend - whom hurt you. Confront them about it, talk to them about how it hurt you, and move on. With the source away, you should have no reason to continue ill-placed feelings of malice. Just think about all the good things in life, consider your reaction, and you'll see you care more about others than most.

[QUOTE=not_Morph53;26354996][url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1031848-Do-you-want-smartness-back[/url] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/986028-Is-there-an-Anime-section[/url] You really don't have room to talk.[/QUOTE] Both valid and normal questions.

OP is a sweet-heart.

It's terrible, threads that belong in Fast Threads are popping up in GD!

Why are there so many people on facepunch lately trying to find hope in their hopeless lives through virtual ratings shaped like hearts? Grow up, get a social life.

Sir, there's this girl at school I like. I don't have any problems talking to her, I'm not a weirdo that keeps wondering if she'll ever go out with me, my problem is another. Well, I started talking to her, her classmates told me she was a slut, but I still liked her. Well, that makes the task even easier. But before anything happened between us, some of my friends started making fun of me. You know, the regular stuff they say. One of them, who everyone in my class thinks is an asshole (not that he really is a dick, he just doesn't realize it), while talking to my friends, pulled her in a quite 'violent' and asshole-ish way (by her shirt) and asked her if she liked me. Well, the thing is that I had to keep apologizing to her for a couple of days, which made something simple become quite exhausting. So, I guess that after that, she thought I only wanted to be her friend, and, yes, I got friendzoned, and just in the other day she asked me if I knew a guy she had a crush on. Right now they are together, because some other friends of her helped her and talked to that dude. Don't get me wrong, it's not a matter of "it's the only girl that can love me, I must stay with her forever", it's about honor. I know there are a shitload of other girls out there, but she was so... easy, and even that way I still got friendzoned. I'm feeling really sad, even more because the dude who ruined it for me had nothing to do with anything, he is the one who insists in talking to me, even though he probably knows I hate him. So, how can you cheer me up?

She only "friendzoned" you because she cared for you. She's a slut, so she only connects with her true-to-the name boyfriends through sluttyiness. By putting you in the "Friend-zone" she placed you as a true friend, not just a hollow shell for social status. Don't think that she just used you and was only going out with you as an in-between time boyfriend, but think of it more as discovering a true friend through quick, small relationships that never last. In a way, she cares more for you than any boyfriend she'll have for awhile. As for the friends mocking you, they just don't know what's going on in the relationship between you two, and were only trying to instill their insecurity onto you - they couldn't believe that you had her, as they thought your personalities didn't match up, so they acted in such a way to prove themselves worth as much as you. Still, I need more info about your case if you need more help, but the basic is this: Talk to the other dude and ask how she's been reacting, and if she's been overly-whorish. She's only easy because she's afraid of connecting with people.

[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;26352315]you're about a week late, you could have helped that guy who commited suicide because of tinnitus[/QUOTE] Turns out, it was his brother on his account.

Second-to-last call for latenight help :buddy: I'm procrastinating!

[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;26352364]This one time I went to the local stables to ride a horse. I'd never been on one before, and I thought it might be fun. I pay for my ride and the woman walks into the stables to fetch a horse. After about five minutes she comes out and says, "Sorry, you can't ride today. The horse is dead." I got a free riding ticket, but I didn't go back. Six or seven months afterwards, some big fat guy comes up to me and says, "I heard the horse you were trying to ride died." The comment kind of caught me off guard, because I usually don't make a habit of dwelling on dead horses, so I laughed and said, "Wait, what?" He grabbed my shoulder, gave it a squeeze, and said, "If you ever want to talk about it, man? I'm right here for you. Always." You remind me of that guy. [b]edit[/b] Let me clarify, because you seem confused: it was fucking weird, not supportive and friendly.[/QUOTE] Big Dumb American seems like an older user for some reason, maybe an '07er. Anyone else?

I found a way to defeat depression... wake up, and say "I'm going to make today my bitch"

Me and my girlfriend :(

[QUOTE=Zatar;26375892]Big Dumb American seems like an older user for some reason, maybe an '07er. Anyone else?[/QUOTE] It's just because he seems way to cool to be an '09er.

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;26391859]It's just because he seems way to cool to be an '09er.[/QUOTE] Such a nice person. :saddowns:

[quote]First off, I'm a freshman in High School[/quote] [img]http://i758.photobucket.com/albums/xx224/TheKrzyOne/moving/leave/seinfeld1.gif[/img]

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[QUOTE=Brett Favre;26392531][img_thumb]http://i758.photobucket.com/albums/xx224/TheKrzyOne/moving/leave/seinfeld1.gif[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Exactly why I put it there, to stop those whom are so quick to judge from getting any support. You can't judge experiences by a number, although it does provide a fairly accurate caricature of the general knowledge of that age. Read some of my replies, then decide for yourself.

[QUOTE=Goggles;26392603]Exactly why I put it there, to stop those whom are so quick to judge from getting any support. You can't judge experiences by a number, although it does provide a fairly accurate caricature of the general knowledge of that age. Read some of my replies, then decide for yourself.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i758.photobucket.com/albums/xx224/TheKrzyOne/moving/leave/seinfeld1.gif[/img]

I like you op. You are also an inspiration to me because you told everyone your grade and you didn't get trolled. I admire you for that, because when I tell someone that I'll be fourteen in 2 months they're like luul newfgt gtfo [b]EDIT:[/b] Oh boy, what bad reading! and to make it worse, it was the post above me!

[QUOTE=phagocitic;26392768]I like you op. You are also an inspiration to me because you told everyone your grade and you didn't get trolled. I admire you for that, because when I tell someone that I'll be fourteen in 2 months they're like luul newfgt gtfo[/QUOTE] you won't be called that because you're 13, you'll be called that because you say stuff like "luul newfgt gtfo"