A Cow Just Ran Past My House. - General

A [I]Mooving[/I] story. [editline]10:42PM[/editline] Want to hear [I]Moore[/I] of my puns? [editline]10:42PM[/editline] God I'm [I]Milking[/I] theese puns. [editline]10:43PM[/editline] Shall I just [I]Bottle[/I] up and stop making [I]Mooronic[/I] puns?

No OP, the cow was sitting still. Your house was moving! Optical illusion!

[QUOTE=Pee;21332065]He were running because he didn't want to get an anal probe.[/QUOTE] Cow is a she. Jesus.

[QUOTE=radioactive;21332813]A [I]Mooving[/I] story. [editline]10:42PM[/editline] Want to hear [I]Moore[/I] of my puns? [editline]10:42PM[/editline] God I'm [I]Milking[/I] theese puns. [editline]10:43PM[/editline] Shall I just [I]Bottle[/I] up and stop making [I]Mooronic[/I] puns?[/QUOTE] no keep going

That's... great...?

:wtc:

You should of stole it and ate its utter.

I spilled milk out of my nose when I read this, AND I WASN'T DRINKING ANY MILK!

[QUOTE=Swebonny;21332664][IMG]http://i40.tinypic.com/2w3zxn4.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Very artistic bonny!

[QUOTE=DoubleDD;21331998]it was the milking cow that is called the Battlefield series[/QUOTE] Er, you surely meant call of duty series.

Oh god whats next, a pornographic magazine for the blind? :smug:

Thank you so much! You found my mother! Please, tell the police, she's been missing! [editline]09:20AM[/editline] [QUOTE=aydin690;21342820]Er, you surely meant call of duty series.[/QUOTE] You, sir, are right!

I wish that would happen to me.

It was very, very strange.

Where do you live boy? The countryside?

[QUOTE=Swebonny;21332664][img_thumb]http://i40.tinypic.com/2w3zxn4.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] MOOOOOD says the goat-cow

[QUOTE=BCell;21344483]Where do you live boy? The countryside?[/QUOTE] No I live in southampton (at the very bottom of england.)

You are one lucky bastard. I wish cows ran past my house.

Those cows, man. Never know what they'll do next.

:downs:

Shoot it and drink the milk and eat the meat.

Go get it and make some Burgers!

[QUOTE=Obama Yo Momma;21332025][IMG]http://imaginarycinema.com/images/burton/normal_ma_8.jpg[/IMG] Mother Of God. Get out of there![/QUOTE] what movie is that

Where's the beef?

[QUOTE=TamTamJam;21361677]what movie is that[/QUOTE] Mars Attacks me thinks

Mooooooo.

That must have been [i]udderley[/i] surprising.

You should have killed it for food

A similar thing happened to me, there was a few of us at a friends house drinking, I was staring off into space out of the window and a horse just ran past, major lulz ensued.

[QUOTE=Pro-bradders;21332552]That picture looks like Babba brown cow. /inner friend circle reference :3:[/QUOTE] Then what's the damn point of even mentioning it