Definitive Swine Flu Thread (POST ABOUT IT HERE ONLY) - General

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what the fuck? Okay then... no i wasn't. I was stating a fact. I'm not American, but I do live here. It's a personal experience and I have the facts.

[QUOTE=FratelliProductionsV4;14883864]I think my dog has the swine flu, it's nose is dry. :frown:[/QUOTE] You know that it could be just an ordinary cold, or an ordinary flu? But if your really that paranoid, take him to a vet.

[QUOTE=FratelliProductionsV4;14883864]I think my dog has the swine flu, it's nose is dry. :frown:[/QUOTE] If it did then killing it now and burning the body would be the best thing to do, but take it to the vets.

[QUOTE=FratelliProductionsV4;14883864]I think my dog has the swine flu, it's nose is dry. :frown:[/QUOTE] Stop talking shit, one minute it's swollen, the next it's dry. You don't know what you're on about.

[QUOTE=markg06;14883895]If it did then killing it now and burning the body would be the best thing to do, but take it to the vets.[/QUOTE] But I love it if it really has I will do an I Am Legend.

[QUOTE=markg06;14883895]If it did then killing it now and burning the body would be the best thing to do, but take it to the vets.[/QUOTE] Or send it to madagascar

Holy shit, no posts for 6 seconds, this must be a new record.

[QUOTE=FratelliProductionsV4;14883917]But I love it if it really has I will do an I Am Legend.[/QUOTE] What cuddle it so you get infected then potentially break a quarantine.

[QUOTE=markg06;14883954]What cuddle it so you get infected then potentially break a quarantine.[/QUOTE] That is a risk I will take for Bollock. EDIT: My dog.

Oh jesus... my friend just got back from Mexico (vacation) and his brother has some sort of flu! He doesn't attend our school but he lives near us. Should I be worried? [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-tinfoil.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=PartyPancake;14883976]Oh jesus... my friend just got back from Mexico (vacation) and his brother has some sort of flu! He doesn't attend our school but he lives near us. Should I be worried? [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-tinfoil.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Swine flu is airborne right? get a gasmask.

[QUOTE=PartyPancake;14883976]Oh jesus... my friend just got back from Mexico (vacation) and his brother has some sort of flu! He doesn't attend our school but he lives near us. Should I be worried? [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-tinfoil.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Possibly, given that this did originate in Mexico, if I were you I'd stay away from him and get him to ring the nearest hospital.

times like these I wish I didn't go to a school where the kids might as well wipe their noses straight on their desks, they're so unclean it's nauseating

[QUOTE=Razorsharp^;14884001]Swine flu is airborne right? get a gasmask.[/QUOTE] No it's not. If someone coughs in your face you can get infected, but that's it.

[QUOTE=PartyPancake;14883976]Oh jesus... my friend just got back from Mexico (vacation) and his brother has some sort of flu! He doesn't attend our school but he lives near us. Should I be worried? [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-tinfoil.gif[/img][/QUOTE] My friend got back from Mexico too, she said she felt a bit hot and felt a bit nauseous we can be paranoid together

[QUOTE=SAS0206;14884024]My friend got back from Mexico too, she said she felt a bit hot and felt a bit nauseous we can be paranoid together[/QUOTE] Or they might have it. Better safe than sorry.

Fuck sake I can't shake this retarded feeling of paranoia.

[QUOTE=acds;14884018]No it's not. If someone coughs in your face you can get infected, but that's it.[/QUOTE] Yeah, than basically, all he needs is to stay away from him for a while or wear a gasmask every time near him. and clothes that fully cover the body, you can never be to safe.

[QUOTE=Nugiman;14883694]go back to dedicated server[/QUOTE] sup nugi

[QUOTE=acds;14884018]No it's not. If someone coughs in your face you can get infected, but that's it.[/QUOTE] I would sucker punch someone for coughing in my face

Swine Flu - The Illuminati end game.

[QUOTE=TwatWaffle;14884098]I would sucker punch someone for coughing in my face[/QUOTE] [img]http://theletter.co.uk/images/lc/punch_in_the_face.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=rilez;14884009]times like these I wish I didn't go to a school where the kids might as well wipe their noses straight on their desks, they're so unclean it's nauseating[/QUOTE] I had to laugh at that. I can just imagine turning around to see someone with their face planted into the desk then they slowly start rubbing it across the desk.

[QUOTE=TwatWaffle;14884098]I would sucker punch someone for coughing in my face[/QUOTE] You can't blame the person, not unless he/she did it on purpose.

I can't wait until somebody says it's a government conspiracy.

My neighbor had the Flu and was just getting over it, now she's got it again! Hope it's not Swine

[img]http://twistedtexan.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/imgthatsallfolks_2.jpg[/img] Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-That's all folks! Anyone else see the joke that I did in this?

Can someone put a Gas Mask on my avatar too? O: Nyoro~n

What if someone combined Ebola Zaire and Swine Flu?