Definitive Swine Flu Thread (POST ABOUT IT HERE ONLY)

[Razorsharp^]

[QUOTE=PieClock;14884175][img]http://twistedtexan.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/imgthatsallfolks_2.jpg[/img]
Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-That's all folks!

Anyone else see the joke that I did in this?[/QUOTE]
Yes
Wasen't that funny.
And yes i know its a pig
If he would have said something different (to do with the virus) than it would have been funnier.

[rosthouse]

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;14884217]What if someone combined Ebola Zaire and Swine Flu?[/QUOTE]

:derp:

[FratelliProduct]

Mask my avatar please.

[PartyPancake]

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;14884217]What if someone combined Ebola Zaire and Swine Flu?[/QUOTE]

We would all be fucked.

[Razorsharp^]

[QUOTE=Wordsworth;14884215]Can someone put a Gas Mask on my avatar too? O:

Nyoro~n[/QUOTE]
I will try, not unless someone beats me to it.

[Canuhearme?]

[QUOTE=PartyPancake;14884242]We would all be fucked.[/QUOTE]

"We Would all be -BRGRGBL" (Sound of your organs liquefying and leaking out of your mouth, along with copious amounts of blood)

[acds]

[QUOTE=Razorsharp^;14884132]You can't blame the person, not unless he/she did it on purpose.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, but if someone infected me on purpose with swine flu then I'd send him to the hospital.
If it was something worse like Ebola then I'd fucking kill him.

[Agmemnon]

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;14884267]"We Would all be -BRGRGBL" (Sound of your organs liquefying and leaking out of your mouth, along with copious amounts of blood)[/QUOTE]
:geno:

[PieClock]

[QUOTE=Razorsharp^;14884223]Yes
Wasen't that funny.
And yes i know its a pig
If he would have said something different (to do with the virus) than it would have been funnier.[/QUOTE]

That's all folks = The end

:downs:

[Razorsharp^]

Were's that fucking gasmask template?

[Razorsharp^]

[QUOTE=PieClock;14884291]That's all folks = The end

:downs:[/QUOTE]
Yes, and that's funny how?
It's not the apocalypse.

[acds]

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;14884217]What if someone combined Ebola Zaire and Swine Flu?[/QUOTE]

I'm pretty sure that governments have virus strains hundreds of time worse than that in laboratories, which we are hopefully never going to see.

[Lightbulb]

Everyone on facepunch should put gas masks on their avatar.

[hahaha221]

The Swine flu is nothing to joke about, and nothing to take unseriously. Many experts, pediatricians, scifi experts that also study medical health are saying this could be the *big one*. I'm pretty worried myself.

[LooperNor]

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;14884217]What if someone combined Ebola Zaire and Swine Flu?[/QUOTE]

You get a 100% death rate, organ melting, skin-dissolving, fever-inducing, painful, airborn, virus that turns you into zombies which go round coughing on people to infect them.

[Wordsworth]

[QUOTE=Razorsharp^;14884257]I will try, not unless someone beats me to it.[/QUOTE]

Sankyew. You get extra points if it's not the same mask everyone else has. It looks like some Dominatrix Mask.

I prefer the Soviet Masks or the M1's

[Canned Induvidu]

4chan claims Obama has it....oh did I lol.

[MarkG06]

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;14884267]"We Would all be -BRGRGBL" (Sound of your organs liquefying and leaking out of your mouth, along with copious amounts of blood)[/QUOTE]

That's a lovely image.

[Amez]

Mexico is forsaken.

On topic:

I'm not truly scared as of this moment, yet if it does somehow become far more dangerous since everyone knows viruses evolve quite quickly and can mutate, I'll be scared at that time. So far this isn't [u]much[/u] of a threat to us.

[PieClock]

[QUOTE=Razorsharp^;14884308]Yes, and that's funny how?
It's not the apocalypse.[/QUOTE]

God, you really need to lighten up. There's jokes going around that it is, where have you been?

[acds]

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;14884217]What if someone combined Ebola Zaire and Swine Flu?[/QUOTE]

And maybe making it airborne too?
Then I'd :suicide:

[SAS0206]

[QUOTE=hahaha221;14884332]The Swine flu is nothing to joke about, and nothing to take unseriously. Many experts, pediatricians, scifi experts that also study medical health are saying this could be the *big one*. I'm pretty worried myself.[/QUOTE]

I think thats what they said about SARS and avian flu.

Oh wait..

[hahaha221]

I'm also pretty skeptical if this is natural, which I seriously doubt. How does Swine Flu, Human Flu, and Bird Flu just *mutate* into each other. It's quite possible somebody could have genetically created this.

[rosthouse]

:siren:This just in:siren:

The WHO just raised the threat level from 3 to 4.
That means the disease spread from human to human.

[PartyPancake]

[img]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/swine_flu.png[/img]

[Wordsworth]

[QUOTE=rosthouse;14884416]:siren:This just in:siren:

The WHO just raised the treat level from 3 to 4.
That means the disease spread from human to human.[/QUOTE]

Thanks, we didn't know that before or anything.

[rosthouse]

[QUOTE=Wordsworth;14884440]Thanks, we didn't know that before or anything.[/QUOTE]

You're welcome :keke:

[SAS0206]

[QUOTE=hahaha221;14884405]I'm also pretty skeptical if this is natural, which I seriously doubt. How does Swine Flu, Human Flu, and Bird Flu just *mutate* into each other. It's quite possible somebody could have genetically created this.[/QUOTE]

It would have to be a 1st world country or a country with access to stuff to combine the strains like that. Al-Quada couldn't just ram all 3 strains together, neither could Mexico. (unless im Under estimating them)

[HairyArmpit]

[QUOTE=hahaha221;14884332]The Swine flu is nothing to joke about, and nothing to take unseriously. Many experts, pediatricians, scifi experts that also study medical health are saying this could be the *big one*. I'm pretty worried myself.[/QUOTE]

could =/= is

im not worried yet

[Wordsworth]

[QUOTE=hahaha221;14884405]I'm also pretty skeptical if this is natural, which I seriously doubt. How does Swine Flu, Human Flu, and Bird Flu just *mutate* into each other. It's quite possible somebody could have genetically created this.[/QUOTE]

In other words, [b]IT'S A CONSPIRACY![/b]