Definitive Swine Flu Thread (POST ABOUT IT HERE ONLY) - General

[QUOTE=Zetta Spork;14894153]Dig your own bunker.[/QUOTE] But I'd go into the coal mines, oh well I will begin a new life underground with a very, very, very, very long ethernet cable.

[QUOTE=markg06;14894162]But I'd go into the coal mines, oh well I will begin a new life underground with a very, very, very, very long ethernet cable.[/QUOTE] I'll start a new life....under the SEA!

[QUOTE=Zetta Spork;14894184]I'll start a new life....under the SEA![/QUOTE] Can I come too, I've always wanted to murder little girls in exchange for magic powers.

I had a dream last night. I was in a shopping center, and I was walking past a tv and the presenter said "There is now 20 Swine Flu infections in the UK" and everyone then screamed and started looting and I went to my friends "Okay we need to loot weapons" and we found some tennis rackets with spikes in. We also got food and stuff. I then had to drive our car home amid all the chaos. Then I woke up, I think it's a sign, this is big.

[QUOTE=markg06;14894162]But I'd go into the coal mines, oh well I will begin a new life underground with a very, very, very, very long ethernet cable.[/QUOTE] and power extension cord. or else the ethernet cable would be useless.

[QUOTE=FratelliProductionsV4;14894226]I had a dream last night. I was in a shopping center, and I was walking past a tv and the presenter said "There is now 20 Swine Flu infections in the UK" and everyone then screamed and started looting and I went to my friends "Okay we need to loot weapons" and we found some tennis rackets with spikes in. We also got food and stuff. I then had to drive our car home amid all the chaos. Then I woke up, I think it's a sign, this is big.[/QUOTE] It's a sign that you're thinking about it so had a dream about it, I did the same once when I was a kid and stuck on a game, had a dream about it then did it and then I managed to continue, [QUOTE=Mingeinabag;14894236]and power extension cord. or else the ethernet cable would be useless.[/QUOTE] I'd assume in the mines they'd have power to keep lights and stuff going. I've also found a super up to date and reliable source of information [url]http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Swine_flu[/url]

Time to lunch our nukes

[QUOTE=rb_pk;14894326]Time to lunch our nukes[/QUOTE] Speaking of nukes [img]http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/6/6a/Lolswineendofdays.JPG[/img]

[img]http://imgkk.com/images/yvd2vn6r.bmp[/img] Number of country's infected by late 2009

[QUOTE=rb_pk;14894459][img]http://imgkk.com/images/yvd2vn6r.bmp[/img] Number of country's infected by late 2009[/QUOTE] Lolwut, Britain's already infected...

Whats the latest neews?

[QUOTE=Reborn9;14894491]Lolwut, Britain's already infected...[/QUOTE] Scotland :eng101:

[QUOTE=rb_pk;14894459][img]http://imgkk.com/images/yvd2vn6r.bmp[/img] Number of country's infected by late 2009[/QUOTE] Lies. Madagascar can't get infected.

I bet it's going to spread in Africa.

4 confirmed cases not far from where I live, I stayed home today because I have a sore throat and runny nose. :downs:

[QUOTE=markg06;14894523]Scotland :eng101:[/QUOTE] It will be England too once I come down for my holiday :downs: also there's someone in polmont with swine flu the one that came back I think either way I'm a little freaked out since I live in grangemouth :(

[QUOTE=DigitalySane;14894780]It will be England too once I come down for my holiday :downs: also there's someone in polmont with swine flu the one that came back I think either way I'm a little freaked out since I live in grangemouth :([/QUOTE] Don't make me rebuild hadrians wall :argh:

[QUOTE=markg06;14894788]Don't make me rebuild hadrians wall :argh:[/QUOTE] *coughs on markg06* "YOU HAVE BEEN INFECTED"

[QUOTE=DigitalySane;14894842]*coughs on markg06* "YOU HAVE BEEN INFECTED"[/QUOTE] I counter with tamiflu and fire.

[QUOTE=Hezzy;14862313][*]Are you in an area with conformed cases? If you are, and you get flu like symptoms, go see the doctor[/QUOTE] Actually, the NHS have said that you should stay at home and call NHS Direct if you suspect you have swine flu. It's not such a good idea to go out to see the doctor if you have an infectious disease.

[highlight][b]INFO THANKS TO BBC[/b][/highlight] HOW SWINE FLU OUTBREAK EMERGED [img]http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/bsp/hi/dhtml_slides/09/swine_flu/img/slide01.gif[/img] Flu viruses mutate over time causing small changes to proteins on their surface called antigens. If the immune system has met a particular strain of the virus before, it is likely to have some immunity; but if the antigens are new to the immune system, it will be weakened. [img]http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/bsp/hi/dhtml_slides/09/swine_flu/img/slide02.gif[/img] The influenza A virus can mutate in two different ways; antigenic drift, in which existing antigens are subtly altered, and antigenic shift, in which two or more strains combine. Antigenic drift causes slight flu mutations year on year, from which humans have partial, but not complete, immunity. By contrast, the new strain of H1N1 appears to have originated via antigenic shift in Mexican pigs [img]http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/bsp/hi/dhtml_slides/09/swine_flu/img/slide03.gif[/img] The name "swine flu" is a slight misnomer as it is believed pigs acted as a mixing pot for several flu strains, containing genetic material from pigs, birds and humans. Most humans have never been exposed to some of the antigens involved in the new strain of flu, giving it the potential to cause a pandemic. [img]http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/bsp/hi/dhtml_slides/09/swine_flu/img/slide04.gif[/img] The new virus has made the jump from pigs to humans and has demonstrated it can also pass from human to human. This is why it is demanding so much attention from health authorities. The virus passes from human to human like other types of flu, either through coughing, sneezing, or by touching infected surfaces, although little is known about how the virus acts on humans.

[QUOTE=rb_pk;14894459][img]http://imgkk.com/images/yvd2vn6r.bmp[/img] Number of country's infected by late 2009[/QUOTE] This is completely wrong. Australia is not yet infected, its suspected that it is. And New Zealand is infected. Russia has no trace of infection either. Its a False Map. Plus its done in paint [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-downs.gif[/img] And also i now officially hate pigs.

My paranoias starting to get the better of me, how much would a respirator and gloves cost, not disposable ones either.

I'm just glad the virus doesn't live in meat but I'm not eating it unless it's been at 70.

-I survived Swine Flu and all i got was this fucking T-SHIRT- Im going to sell it everywhere :D

[QUOTE=Nuggi man;14895168]-I survived Swine Flu and all i got was this fucking T-SHIRT- Im going to sell it everywhere :D[/QUOTE] told you there was nothing to worry about or did I

Oh btw. Why does the flu make you Vomit and Shit? :P

[QUOTE=wildturkey50;14895310]Oh btw. Why does the flu make you Vomit and Shit? :P[/QUOTE] It's a way of the body trying to flush it out as quickly as possible, useful but could kill you.

[QUOTE=wildturkey50;14894980]This is completely wrong. Australia is not yet infected, its suspected that it is. And New Zealand is infected. Russia has no trace of infection either. Its a False Map. Plus its done in paint [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-downs.gif[/img] And also i now officially hate pigs.[/QUOTE] He said "as of late 2009"

Lol, i live 10 miles away from that monklands hospital in scotland where ppl are being treated...time to barricade the windows and doors, who knows what the postman has.