Definitive Swine Flu Thread (POST ABOUT IT HERE ONLY) - General

Hezzeh i dunt want to die dammit!

Sup guys, Swine flu just hit Indiana.

[QUOTE=ketchup;14901261]Facepunch, if I die please remember me.:sweatdrop:[/QUOTE] I'll remember you as that guy who didn't give me that fucking Dark Messiah key.

Remember me as that Weeaboo fagget who wears gas masks and is a total attention whore if I die. Please..

I set up a safe house... Women only please. :smile:

i feel were making too big of a deal

Thanks for quoting that wall of text. It was really important for that post you made.

[QUOTE=Gopherforce;14903323]i feel were making too big of a deal[/QUOTE] i hope we are, i'm shitting myself >.>

[QUOTE=Salmonella Fitzgerald;14903260]Sup guys, Swine flu just hit Indiana.[/QUOTE] Hey, you're late. That was confirmed as of two days ago.

Can anyone give us a updated map of the World and one of the U.S.A with infected states? I somehow doubt Alaska has it.

Hey it could be worse. The virus could increase testosterone levels and cause uncontrollable rage.

[QUOTE=Llamaboy9;14903420]Hey it could be worse. The virus could increase testosterone levels and cause uncontrollable rage.[/QUOTE] And rape.

[QUOTE=Wordsworth;14903397]Can anyone give us a updated map of the World and one of the U.S.A with infected states? I somehow doubt Alaska has it.[/QUOTE] Nothing interesting happens in Alaska.

[QUOTE=Wordsworth;14903397]Can anyone give us a updated map of the World and one of the U.S.A with infected states? I somehow doubt Alaska has it.[/QUOTE] [url=http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&t=p&msa=0&msid=106484775090296685271.0004681a37b713f6b5950&ll=32.639375,-110.390625&spn=15.738151,25.488281&z=5]Just bookmark this[/url].

I wouldn't even be able to tell if I had swine flu because of my damn pollen allergies >:|

If my calculations are correct, if the virus continues to spread at its current rate, the whole world population will be infected in JUST 58 DAYS. Holy shit it's just like The Thing.

WebMD says Heartburn and Confusion is symptoms of Swine Flu? wha? But people do say having a fever of/above 102 is a key symptom of Swine Flu. Good thing too, cause I thought I had it with my Stuffed Nose and Coughing, but that was all I had. Allergies I guess.

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;14903663]If my calculations are correct, if the virus continues to spread at its current rate, the whole world population will be infected in JUST 58 DAYS. Holy shit it's just like The Thing.[/QUOTE] Except it wasn't in Antartica and nor is it a sort of parasitic Alien Lifeform.

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;14903714]Except it wasn't in Antartica and nor is it a sort of parasitic Alien Lifeform.[/QUOTE] Not THAT WE KNOW OF.

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;14903745]Not THAT WE KNOW OF.[/QUOTE] That Vertical Asymptote must feel pretty lonely for your calculations.

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;14903663]If my calculations are correct, if the virus continues to spread at its current rate, the whole world population will be infected in JUST 58 DAYS. Holy shit it's just like The Thing.[/QUOTE] Hey guys, watch me fear monger itt.

Except it doesn't kill all people. Has a handful of deaths in hundreds of cases. Once you have it you make anti-bodies to fight against it so you'll never get that strain again.

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;14903760]That Vertical Asymptote must feel pretty lonely for your calculations.[/QUOTE] Fuck logistical calculations.

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;14903781]Fuck logistical calculations.[/QUOTE] Exponential, Logistical Tapers off. :eng101:

[QUOTE=ketchup;14903765]Hey guys, watch me fear monger itt.[/QUOTE] Call me a fear monger, but don't come crying to me when everyone you know has shed all their skin and transformed into some hideous aberration of a human form that is attempting to devour you with its 17 mouths.

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;14903786]Exponential, Logistical Tapers off. :eng101:[/QUOTE] Be quiet. Population density is uniform because I say so.

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IN OTHER NEWS: FURRIES CAUSED SWINE FLU!! The only way swine flu could have been transmitted from pigs to humans is from sexual contact. Who has sex with animals? Furries, zoophiles, whatever, same thing. So it's the furries' fault that swine flu is going to wipe out a couple million people. (just a theory by the way)

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;14903815]Call me a fear monger, but don't come crying to me when everyone you know has shed all their skin and transformed into some hideous aberration of a human form that is attempting to devour you with its 17 mouths.[/QUOTE] That sounds exactly like a Bloodsucker suffering from Ebola.

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;14903895]That sounds exactly like a Bloodsucker suffering from Ebola.[/QUOTE] Or a Nazi. [img]http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa280/Wrenthir/thfleshmelt.gif[/img]