Definitive Swine Flu Thread (POST ABOUT IT HERE ONLY) - General

The map needs updating. Russia has a confirmed case of a man getting off a plane in Moscow who has it, 19 hours ago, 29-year old man. Flight from Mexico City, change in Paris, then to Moscow.

Wait. Is there like a count of confirmed cases?

FP safe house? Ages 17+

[QUOTE=Kybalt;14904036]Wait. Is there like a count of confirmed cases?[/QUOTE] Check Wikipedia

[QUOTE=k1bbz;14904045]FP safe house? Ages 17+[/QUOTE] IN that case it only needs to be large enough for about four people.

Fuck, I have 7 of those symptoms, well thats frustrating. see y'all in heaven.

Oh btw guys, I finally have some good news. [quote=Yahoo!]Scientists hope to have a key ingredient for a vaccine ready in early May, but it still will take a few months before any shots are available for the first required safety testing. Using samples of the flu taken from people who fell ill in Mexico and the U.S., scientists are engineering a strain that could trigger the immune system without causing illness. "We're about a third of the way" to that goal, said Dr. Ruben Donis of the CDC. [/quote] [url=http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090429/ap_on_he_me/med_swine_flu]Sauce[/url]

[QUOTE=Kybalt;14904036]Wait. Is there like a count of confirmed cases?[/QUOTE] [url=http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&t=p&msa=0&msid=106484775090296685271.0004681a37b713f6b5950&ll=32.639375,-110.390625&spn=15.738151,25.488281&source=embed]Follow it in real time at Google Maps here[/url] Pink are unconfirmed, Yellow are negative, Purple are confirmed and any one without a dot in the center is a death.

I've had slight trouble breathing. Should I be concerned about this?

[QUOTE=Comcastic;14904281]I've had slight trouble breathing. Should I be concerned about this?[/QUOTE] Yes. You have AIDS.

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;14903915]Or a Nazi. [img]http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa280/Wrenthir/thfleshmelt.gif[/img][/QUOTE] But that was just Jesus Beams, not Ebola.

You know what virus has a high mortality rate of 100%? Death.

[QUOTE=PudgyFistPro;14904596]You know what virus has a high mortality rate of 100%? Death.[/QUOTE] Death isn't a virus. Ebola, however, has a 93% Mortality Rate.

[QUOTE=PudgyFistPro;14904596]You know what virus has a high mortality rate of 100%? Death.[/QUOTE] Death is not a virus. Death can be caused by multiple factors, most common of which are free radicals.

[quote=canuhearme?;14904613]death isn't a virus. Ebola, however, has a 93% mortality rate.[/quote] hiv.

[QUOTE=Wakka;14904619]hiv.[/QUOTE] Unlike Ebola, HIV doesn't actually kill you, HIV causes AIDS, which doesn't even really kill you (its everything else.)

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;14904613]Death isn't a virus. Ebola, however, has a 93% Mortality Rate.[/QUOTE] Ebola Zaire. _ By virus, I meant common attribute that's shared by all of humanity but not used as a way of bonding the species together. Instead death has become a shameful tradition, not to be talked about. More normal people should have picnics in graveyards, it's very nice in the spring if the graveyard is well kept. Fun Fact: Before parks, teenagers congregated in graveyards (to angst, I assume)

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;14904637]Unlike Ebola, HIV doesn't actually kill you, HIV causes AIDS, which doesn't even really kill you (its everything else.)[/QUOTE] Rabies has a 100% mortality rate once you have onset symptoms.

confirmed: i have the flu. not sure if its sf. but the fact of the matter is.. i have A flu type virus.

my teacher wears a surgical mask to work, he says he was to only one wearing one on the train, i wonder why eh?

Mexican Health Secretary says 159 deaths 'confirmed' of swine flu, they are checking another 150 deaths. Total of number cases, 2498 cases of possible swine flu in Mexico. [url]http://twitter.com/RodrigoMx[/url]

Still no cases in Madagascar, those port closing whores

[QUOTE=Jon-Ace;14905012]Mexican Health Secretary says 159 deaths 'confirmed' of swine flu, they are checking another 150 deaths. Total of number cases, 2498 cases of possible swine flu in Mexico. [url]http://twitter.com/RodrigoMx[/url][/QUOTE] I wonder if half of the population in Mexico will die off, and I want to move away from Texas now. Wonder what's a good spot.

Welp, I'm still alive everyone, don't worry. Also, is this year turning out to be complete shit, or is it just me?

[QUOTE=tarkata14;14905277]Welp, I'm still alive everyone, don't worry. Also, is this year turning out to be complete shit, or is it just me?[/QUOTE] Economic Crisis, Strange Weather, An Epidemic. 2012 is neigh.

[QUOTE=tarkata14;14905277]Welp, I'm still alive everyone, don't worry. Also, is this year turning out to be complete shit, or is it just me?[/QUOTE] I know how you're feeling, it started off shitty with Obama getting elected, and its only gotten worse.

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;14905296]I know how you're feeling, it started off shitty with Obama getting elected, and its only gotten worse.[/QUOTE] To bad Obama got elected at the end of last year.

[QUOTE=ketchup;14905323]To bad Obama got elected at the end of last year.[/QUOTE] Ok, Inaugurated without an Assassination attempt.

[QUOTE=Jon-Ace;14905012]Mexican Health Secretary says 159 deaths 'confirmed' of swine flu, they are checking another 150 deaths. Total of number cases, 2498 cases of possible swine flu in Mexico. [url]http://twitter.com/RodrigoMx[/url][/QUOTE] Kay so worst case 300/2500 x 100% = 12% Yeah so..

[QUOTE=Wayword;14905359]Kay so worst case 300/2500 x 100% = 12% Yeah so..[/QUOTE] Spanish Influenza, the one that killed 50 Million people, had a Mortality Rate of 2.5-5%.