Definitive Swine Flu Thread (POST ABOUT IT HERE ONLY) - General

Don't die HookerVomit. Also, this year sucks because of: -Economy -This swine flu shit -North Korea being asses And personal reasons, such as: -My best friend getting Cancer -My family becoming even more poor -And me getting insanely depressed about the whole thing. Sometimes I think the whole world should get fucked by some mass plague. [B]EDIT:[/B] However, I really don't want to die a virgin.

Is it bad that I feel bad around Mexicans now? :frown: Not being racist, but now I'm scared of them.

[QUOTE=RJ102;14905421]Is it bad that I feel bad around Mexicans now? :frown: Not being racist, but now I'm scared of them.[/QUOTE] If you're scared of them to begin with, you don't have to worry about this, now do you[img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-ese.gif[/img].

[QUOTE=tarkata14;14905396]Don't die HookerVomit. Also, this year sucks because of: -Economy -This swine flu shit -North Korea being asses And personal reasons, such as: -My best friend getting Cancer -My family becoming even more poor -And me getting insanely depressed about the whole thing. Sometimes I think the whole world should get fucked by some mass plague. [B]EDIT:[/B] However, I really don't want to die a virgin.[/QUOTE] :glomp:

[QUOTE=RJ102;14905421]Is it bad that I feel bad around Mexicans now? :frown: Not being racist, but now I'm scared of them.[/QUOTE] Dude, my town is around 75% Mexican, even though I live near Canada. I just hope no retarded ones come back from their swine flu infested country. (If you feel offended, please, tell me and I'll try my hardest to not help) [B]EDIT:[/B] Virus plagues make me glad I don't socialize much, but then, they make me notice it more. If you get cured of this, can you catch it again just as easily?

Ah, the news said this Swine Flu thing will hurt the Economy. Goddamnit, Can't you guys just stay in Mexico with your other buddies and die there and not give your stuff to us?

What the hell guys. Thousands infected and only a couple hundred die, so suddenly we're screwed? The only deaths were in Mexico for fuck's sake! And if you actually bothered to read the articles then you'd know most of the ones who died were denied hospital care and/or flu medicine!

[QUOTE=ColinSSX;14905508]What the hell guys. Thousands infected and only a couple hundred die, suddenly we're screwed? The only deaths were in Mexico for fuck's sake! And if you actually bothered to read the articles then you'd know most of the ones who died were denied hospital care and/or flu medicine![/QUOTE] 1-10 people from about each country so far. They could've touch something or coughed/sneezed wrong and gave it to another person, who will give it to another person, and another.

[url]http://gawker.com/5229395/swine-flu-panic-bullshit[/url]

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;14905390]Spanish Influenza, the one that killed 50 Million people, had a Mortality Rate of 2.5-5%.[/QUOTE] You also have to keep in mind that aspirin reduces fevers. Doctors prescribed aspirin back in the days of the spanish flu because they thought it cured it. Fevers are your bodies mechanism for the to prevent the virus from replicating. Viruses have trouble replicating like 1 or 2 degrees higher than average body temperature (has to do with protein folding and whatnot) but you just feel hot and have a slight discomfort. In the spanish flu, people would take aspirin, the virus would flood the body and kill the person, and in the due time, the person would feel fine.

[QUOTE=RJ102;14905532]1-10 people from about each country so far. They could've touch something or coughed/sneezed wrong and gave it to another person, who will give it to another person, and another.[/QUOTE] Fucking wrong. The only deaths are from Mexico.

[img]http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/7403/swineflur.jpg[/img] Gah, it's infecting northern California, I'm fucked. >_> [b]EDIT:[/b] Upon further inspection, they're all the same case, just marked thrice by douchebags. Not quite as worried since the school is shut down, but it's starting to crawl pretty far up into the U.S. (Check out the East Coast, too >.<)

[QUOTE=ketchup;14905566]Fucking wrong. The only deaths are from Mexico.[/QUOTE] I meant infected, not dead.

Any cases in Minnesota yet, or am I good?

[QUOTE=Skyhawk;14905588][img]http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/7403/swineflur.jpg[/img] Gah, it's infecting northern California, I'm fucked. >_> [b]EDIT:[/b] Upon further inspection, they're all the same case, just marked thrice by douchebags. Not quite as worried since the school is shut down, but it's starting to crawl pretty far up into the U.S. (Check out the East Coast, too >.<)[/QUOTE] May I post this again? [url]http://gawker.com/5229395/swine-flu-panic-bullshit[/url]

I think you're good. The closest to you are Michigan, Indiana, and Kansas, apparently. A few of them on the map are probably false alarms, especially since they're apparently user-submitted, but meh.

So, how about Ohio, a good spot? wait wait, North Dakota.

I'm hoping it hits my state at some point. Little to no chance of anything happening to me + no school = fucking awesome

[QUOTE=ColinSSX;14905676]May I post this again? [url]http://gawker.com/5229395/swine-flu-panic-bullshit[/url][/QUOTE] Post it as many times as you want. People only read bad news, I posted a link earlier how a vaccine was 3/4 of the way done and not one comment. People thrive on drama.

[QUOTE=ColinSSX;14905676]May I post this again? [url]http://gawker.com/5229395/swine-flu-panic-bullshit[/url][/QUOTE] I was over-exaggerating semi-sarcasm. Interesting that they have the Google Maps though, it's kinda fun to track it, if nothing else.

IT has been 48 hours. I am now laughing at Wakka. HA! HA!

[QUOTE=Skyhawk;14905737]I was over-exaggerating semi-sarcasm. Interesting that they have the Google Maps though, it's kinda fun to track it, if nothing else.[/QUOTE] I think I'll falsely mark every state and cause some panic :ninja:

[QUOTE=ketchup;14905733]Post it as many times as you want. People only read bad news, I posted a link earlier how a vaccine was 3/4 of the way done and not one comment. People thrive on drama.[/QUOTE] We got bored of the Economy Issue and want something more entertaining. Mexicans Supplied.

Well, I'm off to bed. If this gets in my state, I hope they close school. I fucking hate school. School's bullshit, and I rarely learn anything new.

I am Texas, closest to Mexico, and schools arn't closed. :(

Ahahahaha, even if you hate World Of Warcraft/Blizzard, this is too funny. [IMG]http://i42.tinypic.com/34h89af.png[/IMG]

Come on someone in school other than me get infected. Then No school!

[QUOTE=Mr. Mcguffin;14904059]IN that case it only needs to be large enough for about four people.[/QUOTE] Oh my.... Safe house.... 4 people..... will there be a big red door? Will there be pills?

[QUOTE=Mr. Mcguffin;14905791]IT has been 48 hours. I am now laughing at Wakka. HA! HA![/QUOTE] Hahahahaha. [img]http://i44.tinypic.com/14mbeia.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Wakka;14907422]Hahahahaha. [img]http://i44.tinypic.com/14mbeia.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] oh don't you try to edit that one yeah man the government is lying to us