Definitive Swine Flu Thread (POST ABOUT IT HERE ONLY) - General

[QUOTE=Wakka;14910970][img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0c/H1N1_map.svg/800px-H1N1_map.svg.png[/img] Whooooo.[/QUOTE] If I happen to move to say, Antarctica, what are the chances of a Mexican with swine flu reaching me? Only joking, but damn, I still can't get over why people travel during some disease scare. "*cough* I GOTTA GET OUT OF MEXICO BEFORE I'M INFECTED, *COUGH COUGH*, I BETTER FIND A DENSLY POPULATED AREA, AND FAST!"

i want that map to be all red, just so i could see all you guys shit yourself.

[b]All the stuff you'll need to know.[/b] [url]http://blog.ted.com/2009/04/qa_with_virus_h.php[/url]

[QUOTE=Jessesmith11;14911358][b]All the stuff you'll need to know.[/b] [url]http://blog.ted.com/2009/04/qa_with_virus_h.php[/url][/QUOTE] he says we can still eat pork! oh yeah!

[QUOTE=tarkata14;14911334]If I happen to move to say, Antarctica, what are the chances of a Mexican with swine flu reaching me? Only joking, but damn, I still can't get over why people travel during some disease scare. "*cough* I GOTTA GET OUT OF MEXICO BEFORE I'M INFECTED, *COUGH COUGH*, I BETTER FIND A DENSLY POPULATED AREA, AND FAST!"[/QUOTE] Exactly. It's so stupid that people that were in Mexico are returning to Germany for example and take the virus with them. EU should just close the borders, or I should just move to Madagascar.

[QUOTE=arienh4;14911516]Exactly. It's so stupid that people that were in Mexico are returning to Germany for example and take the virus with them. EU should just close the borders, or I should just move to Madagascar.[/QUOTE] Have fighter jets vapourise any planes coming in from Mexico.

[img]http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45716000/gif/_45716041_uk_outbreaks_226.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=toxicpiano;14909646]apparently a vaccine could be ready in as little as 6 weeks: [url]http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30444893/[/url][/QUOTE] Fuck shit upgrade drug resistance fast.

[QUOTE=lazyguy;14896953]No that's just because apart from the sheep the only thing you have to fuck is your cousin.[/QUOTE] no we've got to, how do we know, there no english blood in other people.

First non Mexican has died! It was a 23 month old child in the US!

[highlight]FUN FACT:[/highlight] In the US, 13,000 people have died from regular flu since January. Stop freakin'

source

I blame vegetarians

[QUOTE=BISCUIT_TINS;14912182]source[/QUOTE] [url]http://edition.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/04/28/regular.flu/index.html[/url]

anser me this, are mexicans human?

[QUOTE=Kingy_who;14912368]anser me this, are mexicans human?[/QUOTE] Are the Welsh?

[quote]And remember - coughs and sneezes spread diseases, so cough/sneeze into a hanky and not into the face of someone sitting on the bus.[/quote] I really wish people would remember this. My area has no Swine flu in it, but people coughing their guts up and not bothering to cover their mouths really pisses me off.

[QUOTE=lazyguy;14912567]Are the Welsh?[/QUOTE] yes google it, wales in the EU, EU in the World

I think it's the end of the world as we know it. No wait, it's the media

media = mass panic, mass panic = +sales

[QUOTE=AaronsOnCrack;14912721]media = mass panic, mass panic = +sales[/QUOTE] sales = more money = more papers = more panic. Deadly Circle.

and more panic = people start looting and rioting, and more people die for no reason.

2+5=6

Finaly a perfect solution for Swineflu! Let's border spanish wiht three metre high wall and guards then we just send our infected there and all planes that carry diseased to europe if one tries to run out of there he will be shot! Edit. I have nothing against spanish but you are already fucked.

[QUOTE=Canned Induvidual;14912864]2+5=6[/QUOTE] teach that shit in maths.

[QUOTE=Canned Induvidual;14912864]2+5=6[/QUOTE] = 7 you fool! How old are peoples here?

[QUOTE=Kingy_who;14912368]anser me this, are mexicans human?[/QUOTE] Your spelling really bothers me. Anywho, I'm still alive, and am eating stuff. Is HookerVomit dead? [B]EDIT:[/B] The media are attention whores. They're only funny when they 'unintentionally' cause a celebrity to commit suicide.

fffff

[QUOTE=tarkata14;14912927]Your spelling really bothers me. Anywho, I'm still alive, and am eating stuff. [b]why[/b] is HookerVomit dead?[/QUOTE] fixed (:

I live in central California and my school just closed down for a week because one of the students tested positive for swine flu.