Definitive Swine Flu Thread (POST ABOUT IT HERE ONLY)
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[QUOTE=McDeath;14916188]So... how do you kill the infected? do you have to shoot them in the head to stop them? I think I'm gonna start storing food. I love post-apocalyptic games :3 this is gonna be so great!![/QUOTE]
You quarantine them, let them die / get better.
[QUOTE=RJ102;14916183]What are you guys on about?
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It's literally [b]just[/b] been raised.
[QUOTE=AaronsOnCrack;14916168]fuck it, i have an idea, get some flour, put your face in it, make it all white, make your nose red, and runny and cough a lot, walk into school like that, they will shit bricks.[/QUOTE]
my idea still stands.
[QUOTE=toxicpiano;14916225][url]http://news.bbc.co.uk/[/url][/QUOTE]
Either The WHO need to lern2update or bbc is doing something veird.
[QUOTE=markg06;14916233]It's literally [b]just[/b] been raised.[/QUOTE]
ohok
[QUOTE=RJ102;14916183]What are you guys on about?
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BBC News is stating it's at Level 5.
[url=http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8025931.stm]Source[/url]
[url]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8025931.stm[/url]
stfu, its level 5
read it bitches.
aah screwit, im being paranoid,
because my eyes are burning, and im sneezing like mental, my throat is rough, and i can barely breathe.
On the BBC when they say something like "this is against the whole human race" I think that's scaremongering.
[QUOTE=AaronsOnCrack;14916333]aah screwit, im being paranoid,
because my eyes are burning, and im sneezing like mental, my throat is rough, and i can barely breathe.[/QUOTE]
Just go off any website with flu news on and take deep breaths, it seems like you're having a mini panic attack so your brain's going insane and making you think you're about to drop dead.
This would be a nice time to lock your basement and live in there for five years.
im on msn, and im scaremongering idiots
fun fun fun ^_^
[QUOTE=RJ102;14916365]This would be a nice time to lock your basement and live in there for five years.[/QUOTE]
Another 5? :regd09:
[QUOTE=Johnnsen;14916376]Another 5? :regd09:[/QUOTE]
Wish I had a basement, you lucky bastards.
Cover your windows and doors in red tape. The slightest leak might let it in.
(I actually hated the movie where I'm getting this from)
Not sure weather his has been posted yet, but I like this one better than the google version.
[url]http://healthmap.org/en[/url]
[QUOTE=bigdoggie;14916400]Wish I had a basement, you lucky bastards.[/QUOTE]
Dude I love my basements. It's almost better than a lemon squeezer.
Anyone hiding yet?
m postin from my basement.
I have a loft, which is either amazingly hot or unbearably cold.
Looks like i'm going to have to do what I do best, sit in my room on facepunch :pcgaming:
I'm drawing up plans for a bunker as we speak. Gonna disappear for a while if this thing gets much worse.
Ha! The confirmed deathtoll has actually been reduced from 20-7 XD so much for "holy shit we are all going to die!"
[url]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8023820.stm[/url]
SWINE FLU:
WHO chief says 'all of humanity' under threat if swine flu becomes a pandemic
This just in: WHO Chief doesn't know the art of panic control.
Who would've thought the Mayans knew that 2012 was actually the swine flu that would destroy Earth.
ive devised a bunker with autoturrets that can kill any form of pig/swine (mutated or otherwise) and it has a minifridge and a strip club, and blackjack.
7?
How boring :sigh:
[QUOTE=AaronsOnCrack;14916507]ive devised a bunker with autoturrets that can kill any form of pig/swine (mutated or otherwise) and it has a minifridge and a strip club, and blackjack.[/QUOTE]
You still aren't funny or anything.
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we live in an age where the news would rather overblow a story about the flu than talk about a great scientific discovery...
[QUOTE=dual elites;14916505]7?
How boring :sigh:[/QUOTE]
I'd rather this be extremely boring then people dying everywhere, especialyl seeing as a potential vaccine is weeks away.
[QUOTE=Johnnsen;14916552]You still aren't funny or anything.[/QUOTE]
no, but when we all turn into mutated pigs, ill be laughing, in the safety of my bunker, drinking an ice cold beer, playing blackjack with strippers.
The mortality rate for it is low, between 1-2%. The problem is if it spreads, many will die due to the large human population. The numbers will be immense, but you have to remember most of them will be in 3rd world countries and the old and the young.
No need to panic, just contain it.
Just yesterday I saw some random lady driving by me with a surgical mask on. Paranoid...
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