Definitive Swine Flu Thread (POST ABOUT IT HERE ONLY) - General

I give it 3 days tell all schools in Texas are closed.

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Oh hey guys, I will just put this here so you can ignore it, being good news and all. [url]http://www.smh.com.au/world/only-7-swine-flu-deaths-not-152-says-who-20090429-aml1.html[/url]

[QUOTE=ketchup;14922965]Oh hey guys, I will just put this here so you can ignore it, being good news and all. [url]http://www.smh.com.au/world/only-7-swine-flu-deaths-not-152-says-who-20090429-aml1.html[/url][/QUOTE] Ketchup, my hero. :angel: What do I owe you, a kiss, cock suck or ride?

[QUOTE=ketchup;14922965]Oh hey guys, I will just put this here so you can ignore it, being good news and all. [url]http://www.smh.com.au/world/only-7-swine-flu-deaths-not-152-says-who-20090429-aml1.html[/url][/QUOTE] Already been posted.

[QUOTE=RJ102;14922991]Ketchup, my hero. :angel: What do I owe you, a kiss, cock suck or ride?[/QUOTE] All of them. :c00l:

[QUOTE=ketchup;14922965]Oh hey guys, I will just put this here so you can ignore it, being good news and all. [url]http://www.smh.com.au/world/only-7-swine-flu-deaths-not-152-says-who-20090429-aml1.html[/url][/QUOTE] "Oops, the media does it again! ... The hyped the risk! ... Everyone's panicking! ... Oh baby!" A little variant of "Oops I did it again".

[QUOTE=ketchup;14923000]All of them. :c00l:[/QUOTE] :smug:

Oh it's been confirmed in Nevada as well. Las Vegas is in Nevada. Las Vegas has a lot of tourists. Hmmm..

[QUOTE=AmishWarlord;14923335]Oh it's been confirmed in Nevada as well. Las Vegas is in Nevada. Las Vegas has a lot of tourists. Hmmm..[/QUOTE] only a matter of time a celebrity gets it and all hell shall break loose

Thanks for the info Hezzy

1 day before this happened, I was seriously playing Pandemic 2. Making a virus strain, that was invisible. Then bam it turned deadly. So far 2 out of the 3 things I did in Pandemic has happened.

[QUOTE=HookerVomit;14923381]only a matter of time a celebrity gets it and all hell shall break loose[/QUOTE] Preferably Paris Hilton.

[quote=amishwarlord;14923773]preferably paris hilton.[/quote] please dear god happen!

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The only true winners here are the drug companies and their share holders.

phase 5 now

[QUOTE=-chu-;14924372]phase 5 now[/QUOTE] I wonder when the "OMG WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!" phase will come.

[QUOTE=-chu-;14924372]phase 5 now[/QUOTE] Hey, guess what. We have been at phase 5 for over 12 hours. It's bullshit.

[QUOTE=ketchup;14924626]Hey, guess what. We have been at phase 5 for over 12 hours. It's bullshit.[/QUOTE] Phase 5 ain't got shit on Phase 42.7.

OH MY GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! THERE ARE CONFIRMED CASES IN NEW ZEALAND! Ahhhh!

I wonder why there isn't more cases in Mexico. Mexico city has around 22–28 million humans living in there. And only 1300 are sick at the moment.

[QUOTE=Sasupoika;14924725]I wonder why there isn't more cases in Mexico. Mexico has around 22–28 million humans living in there. And only 1300 are sick at the moment.[/QUOTE] Because.. Now are you ready for this? IT ISN'T AS BAD AS THE MEDIA IS MAKING!?

[QUOTE=ketchup;14924728]Because.. Now are you ready for this? IT ISN'T AS BAD AS THE MEDIA IS MAKING!?[/QUOTE] Yea, the media just needs stories and special reports. Some news reporter went to fucking Mexico. WHAT THE FUCK!? If it was a deadly disease, you wouldn't go to it's place of origin.

[QUOTE=ketchup;14917406]Oh how surprising, Facepunch is still freaking out. Let me reiterate what I am sure has been said and ignored. It's good to see you are all being so easily taken by the hype. Firstly, the main reason we are at a 5 is because of the boy in Texas that died. Yes, someone in the US died from the swine flu, it's ze' end, right? Ready for the fun part? Firstly, he lives in Mexico City and he was just here visiting family in Texas, not only that but he also had other conditions that weren't related to the flu at all but still made him susceptible, and probably didn't help his chances at living. Third, it has now been confirmed that products like Tamiflu and similar things, if used in the early stage, do fight off the flu. I was watching CNN and they were talking with one of Mexico's governers and he was there with one of the first case patients. Would you like to know what he was doing? Playing tackle football.. just an fyi. Stop freaking Facepunch, I promise, it's gonna be okay.[/QUOTE] If you break your promise, so help me :argh:

[QUOTE=phill977;14924751]Yea, the media just needs stories and special reports. Some news reporter went to fucking Mexico. WHAT THE FUCK!? If it was a deadly disease, you wouldn't go to it's place of origin.[/QUOTE] Reporters are sometimes really stupid, if there's a volcano errupting they go there. Also, I heard just this morning that we have here in Switzerland a confirmed case. He came back from a trip to mexico.

[QUOTE=rosthouse;14924767]Reporters are sometimes really stupid, if there's a volcano errupting they go there. Also, I heard just this morning that we have here in Switzerland a confirmed case. He came back from a trip to mexico.[/QUOTE] I noticed that Russia apparently has no cases what so ever, which I'm presuming is due to Russia being massive.

Fuck, if there's an epidemic, then shut down the airports; so it won't cross seas and end up in Europe or Australia. Shut them down until they find a cure. Guess it's too late now.

Not a single one in china? Wow there are like 2 billion peoples living in there, or maybe not that mutch.

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_swine_flu_outbreak[/url] The wikipedia entry is good, the numbers in the table on the side are speaking another language than the media does. (Newly calculated mortality rate(based of the wikipedia table): 3.6%) [QUOTE=Angua;14924814]Not a single one in china? Wow there are like 2 billion peoples living in there, or maybe not that mutch.[/QUOTE] Most chinese just can't afford traveling, and even if they travel they do it mostly in China and if they go abroad they go to Europe.