Definitive Swine Flu Thread (POST ABOUT IT HERE ONLY) - General

[QUOTE=AaronsOnCrack;14928884]yeah, the vaccine will just kill more people than the flu just let your immune system handle it.[/QUOTE] Immune system has no idea what to do with the virus.

its a strain of the flu, if youve had flu before (which is pretty much everyone) then you should be ok.

Fuck! [highlight]CONFIRMED CASE IN THE NETHERLANDS! I LIVE THERE! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!![/highlight]

[QUOTE=markg06;14924779]I noticed that Russia apparently has no cases what so ever, which I'm presuming is due to Russia being massive.[/QUOTE] Virus doesn't like cold weather? Or Russians, as race again very different from Mexicans, are less prone to get it. Maybe also these people are due to harder climate conditions more resistant to diseases... Who knows

[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;14929056]Virus doesn't like cold weather? Or Russians, as race again very different from Mexicans, are less prone to get it. [b]Maybe also these people are due to harder climate conditions more resistant to diseases...[/b] Who knows[/QUOTE] this is the same with every country. almost every country anyway, we all have a better resistance to stuff like this from vaccines and the like.

[QUOTE=AaronsOnCrack;14929072]this is the same with every country. almost every country anyway, we all have a better resistance to stuff like this from vaccines and the like.[/QUOTE] This virus is new and it was stated that the old vaccines have no effect on it.

[Conspiracy] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ft688-2M8sw[/media] [/Conspiracy] Interesting :v:

The virus was found in the Netherlands today, but today we have Queens Day, which means that everyone is going outside to look at other peoples stuff and buys stuff, with some big parties in the progress. So the virus could easily spread.

this makes me crazy. i hope finland dies out. fuck yes.

[QUOTE=MisterM;14929114][Conspiracy] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ft688-2M8sw[/media] [/Conspiracy] Interesting :v:[/QUOTE] birdflu. hmmm, im sure this thread was called "the definitive [b]swine flu[/b] thread.

in soviet russia, you infect swine flu

[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;14929056]Virus doesn't like cold weather?[/QUOTE] Flu loves cold weather. why do you think people mostly get it in the winter?

[QUOTE=AaronsOnCrack;14929154]birdflu. hmmm, im sure this thread was called "the definitive [b]swine flu[/b] thread.[/QUOTE] Bird Flu is part of what makes Swine flu though? I found it on the nin forum, mexican woman said they are being chemically sprayed from ze air, makes sense as in this video it mentions shit being loaded onto C-130's. YEAR ZERO DOOD

[QUOTE=MisterM;14929208]Bird Flu is part of what makes Swine flu though? I found it on the nin forum, mexican woman said they are being chemically sprayed from ze air, makes sense as in this video it mentions shit being loaded onto C-130's. YEAR ZERO DOOD[/QUOTE] Get out. No, seriously. Get out.

I bet some Mexican scientist made this virus, and he's calling everyone gullible at the moment. I know I am. You're all like, "TEH NEWS SAYS MILLIONS ARE DEAD RUNNNNNNNNNNNN AND IT'S AIRBORNE AND THERES NO MEDICINE FOR IT AND IT KILLS INSTANTLY AND IS COLORED PURPLE!" It's not airborne, it's not much more fatal than the normal flu, [B]anti-virals are effective against it[/B], and the only people who've died from it are in a country with terrible hygene and health care. [B]EDIT:[/B] 7 people have died. [sarcasm]OH SHIT WE'RE ALL SCREWED[/sarcasm].

[QUOTE=AaronsOnCrack;14928986]its a strain of the flu, if youve had flu before (which is pretty much everyone) then you should be ok.[/QUOTE] You probably won't be ok since the influenza virus adapts a new form like once every year or so.

[QUOTE=MisterM;14929208]Bird Flu is part of what makes Swine flu though? I found it on the nin forum, mexican woman said they are being chemically sprayed from ze air, makes sense as in this video it mentions shit being loaded onto C-130's. YEAR ZERO DOOD[/QUOTE] :downs: Sorry, did I already mentioned a thounsand times that THIS VIRUS IS NOT FUCKING AIRBORNE. Now stop those stupid, stupid conspiracy theories. Geez

[QUOTE=rosthouse;14929382]:downs: Sorry, did I already mentioned a thounsand times that THIS VIRUS IS NOT FUCKING AIRBORNE. Now stop those stupid, stupid conspiracy theories. Geez[/QUOTE] Yes. Now, onto the serious consipiricy theories... I swear to god Madagascar did it. I'm sure of it, they probably have some alien technology or something, and can develop insane diseases. Why do you think they closed their ports so fast?

Where not all going to die thankfully.

[QUOTE=tarkata14;14929420]Yes. Now, onto the serious consipiricy theories... I swear to god Madagascar did it. I'm sure of it, they probably have some alien technology or something, and can develop insane diseases. Why do you think they closed their ports so fast?[/QUOTE] I reckon it was maynards, I mean look, They could make millions out of their new swine gums. [img]http://matt-finch.co.uk/content/Swine%20Gums.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=mattfinch;14929528]I reckon it was maynards, I mean look, They could make millions out of their new swine gums. [img]http://matt-finch.co.uk/content/Swine%20Gums.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Shit. THIS MAN'S ON TO SOMETHING. GET HIM A LAB WITH AT [I]LEAST[/I] 5 ASIANS!

[QUOTE=ketchup;14929257]Get out. No, seriously. Get out.[/QUOTE] *COUGH* I don't trust you Yankee doodles! :)

I ate bacon today. I'm positive I don't have swine flu at all. Even though, I'd die if it meant eating delicious food.

How many people have definately died from it in Mexico, in the UK The Sun, which obviously isn't the most reliable of all sources, says something like 200 people have died which seems highly off.

[QUOTE=markg06;14929876]How many people have definately died from it in Mexico, in the UK The Sun, which obviously isn't the most reliable of all sources, says something like 200 people have died which seems highly off.[/QUOTE] 9 Confirmed 168 Suspected so wiki says.

[quote=misterm;14929720]*cough* i don't trust you yankee doodles! :)[/quote] infected!

[QUOTE=MisterM;14929898]9 Confirmed 168 Suspected so wiki says.[/QUOTE] Pfft bloody tabloids.

[QUOTE=toxicpiano;14929197]Flu loves cold weather. why do you think people mostly get it in the winter?[/QUOTE] Flu loves people with weak immunity. If you get your body overcooled, the flu strikes. And this is not common flu you know. It started in tropical area, so it could probably be better adapted to it.

[QUOTE=Dr Nick;14929866]I ate bacon today. I'm positive I don't have swine flu at all. Even though, I'd die if it meant eating delicious food.[/QUOTE] It was proven it does not spread by swine meat consumption. I am almost sure it doesn't even spread between swines.

[QUOTE=toxicpiano;14929197]Flu loves cold weather. why do you think people mostly get it in the winter?[/QUOTE] Because peopl huddle together inside.