Definitive Swine Flu Thread (POST ABOUT IT HERE ONLY) - General

[QUOTE=Spleet;14935177]Milwaukee has 4 confirmed cases of it. We're fucked.[/QUOTE] Unless you live in the miles of empty between Madison and Milwaukee, or all the other miles of empty north of that. If you actually live in Milwaukee you're fucked for different reasons anyway. You know, shootings, poor public education, that sort of thing. Adding the flu to that doesn't really harm you that much. Hell, might make you feel [i]better.[/i]

[QUOTE=cosmeticplague;14936282]"It's airborne." -Outbreak funnehs :quagmire:[/QUOTE] That's for Ebola, not for Influenza. Personally, I would literally stay home from school and wear a Respirator all day if this was Airborne Ebola.

I called my friend a little while ago and I said (in a raspy voice) "I had ham today for lunch, I think I have the Swine Flu." He knew I was faking.

[QUOTE=ventilated;14937147]I called my friend a little while ago and I said (in a raspy voice) "I had ham today for lunch, I think I have the Swine Flu." He knew I was faking.[/QUOTE] Likewise, I actually have a fever and raspy voice, in combination with Nausea and some vomiting.

That's not good. They have a "rapid flu test" which is sticking a cotton swab up into your nasal cavity (it hurts). It's probably been posted about in this thread already, you should go to the doctor and take it.

[QUOTE=ventilated;14937432]That's not good. They have a "rapid flu test" which is sticking a cotton swab up into your nasal cavity (it hurts). It's probably been posted about in this thread already, you should go to the doctor and take it.[/QUOTE] I can't, my parents are the kind that think ignoring the problem is the best course of action, and going to the doctor is only in emergencies.

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;14937109]That's for Ebola, not for Influenza. Personally, I would literally stay home from school and wear a Respirator all day if this was Airborne Ebola.[/QUOTE] Oh god I can see that happen I would just wear a gas mask / respirator all day and put on my wetsuit

oh god :v: we're fucked. we are so fucked.

Nah. I'm just chillin', havin' a bud.

Why is everyone freaking out, did I miss something?

Paranoia, nothing new.

oh shi- it hit Georgia,

I'm guessing Hawaii is a nice escape spot?

You know, like 150 out of what, at least a billion people in america died. You're all idiots. That is all.

[QUOTE=whenisitover;14937929]You know, like 150 out of what, at least a billion people in america died. You're all idiots. That is all.[/QUOTE] Oh no, let's not be prepared! Also, the flu hits your respiratory system, right? Then that explains why Mexico got fucked in the ass so hard, they have a drier climate than the US (and UK).

To escape flu go to North pole or Antarctica or be a smart person and not worry about it so you have less of a chance to get it.

[QUOTE=sleepyperson;14938001]To escape flu go to North pole or Antarctica or be a smart person and not worry about it so you have less of a chance to get it.[/QUOTE] It'll follow you.

Fucking Madagascar, open the fuck up already, I need sanctuary.

[QUOTE=Agoat;14938013]It'll follow you.[/QUOTE] You do know once it gets too cold a virus can't survive outside of the human body. Even if it is in the air it would just freeze before it got that far.

Nothing to panic about, the low flu season is coming up, by the fall it is very possible we will have found a cure for this zombie virus, everything depends on it.

[QUOTE=sleepyperson;14938084]You do know once it gets too cold a virus can't survive outside of the human body. Even if it is in the air it would just freeze before it got that far.[/QUOTE] I was making a joke. :rolleyes:

Hezzy changed thread title, we're screwed. It means the virus is now more deadly than the 100% mortality rate before.

I changed the thread title, maybe people will know to only post in this thread about the swine flu now.

[QUOTE=Agoat;14938110]I was making a joke. :rolleyes:[/QUOTE] God damn it my avatar means nothing anymore NOTHINGGGGGG. In other news my sarcasm detector must be broke.

[QUOTE=sleepyperson;14938138]God damn it my avatar means nothing anymore NOTHINGGGGGG. In other news my sarcasm detector must be broke.[/QUOTE] LOL. Just add a frame that says "Oh shit it's back" Edit: Sticky the thread so people see it? You can't blame people for making threads if it's on page 2 and no one sees it.

[QUOTE=ventilated;14938135]I changed the thread title, maybe people will know to only post in this thread about the swine flu now.[/QUOTE] you had no right to do that it's not yours i'm telling mom

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[QUOTE=ketchup;14937694]Why is everyone freaking out, did I miss something?[/QUOTE] Why is everyone freaking out... it's spreading. It's not stopping. Government doesn't know what it will do next. WHO says 'entire planet could be at risk'. And a few numbers saying it's not AS BAD as the media is saying, still isn't comforting. It's still THERE. It's not being stopped. [b]Once the government has a grip on this flu and knows how to kill it and the infection level drops, then I will feel safe.[/b] And who's to say the virus will NEVER go airborne, get carried by the wind, and. Soon we'll have a global pandemic. Nobody knows. And they tell us not to panic as we wait for whatever this virus throws at us. I believe I just said what is on my mind with this. And why I will never relax.

First cases popped up here in Georgia. Atlanta Specifically.

[QUOTE=Benie;14938275]WHO says 'entire planet could be at risk'.[/QUOTE] What? How can the entire planet be at risk, it's not airborne, and people can stay in their house and hide if they want. I think WHO is over exaggerating this.