Definitive Swine Flu Thread (POST ABOUT IT HERE ONLY) - General

[QUOTE=dual elites;14872389]Well yeah, but from the sounds of it this thing is about to die out, loads of cases are being dismissed, even in Mexico.[/QUOTE] it could have infected 100's of thousands of people already.

[QUOTE=darkride195;14872674]it could have infected 100's of thousands of people already.[/QUOTE] :ughh:

Oh fuk i herd tht it came from my computer!11 tht conflicker C!!1

[QUOTE=SamTheFox;14872765]Oh fuk i herd tht it came from my computer!11 tht conflicker C!!1[/QUOTE] Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh

[QUOTE=dual elites;14872488][img]http://www.legendsofhorror.org/images/umbrella/umbrella.jpg[/img] oh fguck oh fuck pkfc[/QUOTE] Nah, this one does not mutate stuff. As long as we don't see one of these: [img]http://www.clubdesmonstres.com/nemesis.jpg[/img] walking around the streets I won't worry too much.

lmao, going to a hospital "I think I have..uhh" "Swine Flu?" "No, conficker" "wut"

I'm waiting for the announcement that the recently deceased are coming back to life. I've already stocked up on food and shotgun shells, so I say bring it on.

[QUOTE=lazyV;14873072]I'm waiting for the announcement that the recently deceased are coming back to life. I've already stocked up on food and shotgun shells, so I say bring it on.[/QUOTE] I bet you have one of those next to you [img]http://unglued.24hourcynic.com/Images/The_Zombie_Survival_Guide.jpg[/img] :ghost:

[QUOTE=rosthouse;14873225]I bet you have one of those next to you [img]http://unglued.24hourcynic.com/Images/The_Zombie_Survival_Guide.jpg[/img] :ghost:[/QUOTE] No, but I have the calender version :D [img]http://www.zombiereportingcenter.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/calendar.jpg[/img]

Closest suspest is 150 miles/241 km away from me

[QUOTE=rosthouse;14873225]I bet you have one of those next to you [img]http://unglued.24hourcynic.com/Images/The_Zombie_Survival_Guide.jpg[/img] :ghost:[/QUOTE] got mine right here

I hate that book, I don't get why you all like it, it takes itself too seriously.

[QUOTE=ratman122;14873386]got mine right here[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=dual elites;14873414]I hate that book, I don't get why you all like it, it takes itself too seriously.[/QUOTE] That's kind of the point, Bla.

[QUOTE=dual elites;14873414]I hate that book, I don't get why you all like it, it takes itself too seriously.[/QUOTE] Well, it's a parody of the generic survival guide book, so it has to take itself too serious. And if the dead are really rising, you're gonna be happy about the seriousness :v:

I hate this shit, I have been following swine flu ever since deaths were confirmed in Mexico City, I'm so fucking paranoid even though I know I can't catch it, but as someone was saying earlier, that they live in the UK and are worried, the U.K(next to france) is medically the best prepared for an outbreak.

[img]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/swine_flu.png[/img] *Somewhat* releated :v:

[QUOTE=rosthouse;14873536][img]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/swine_flu.png[/img] *Somewhat* releated :v:[/QUOTE] That's brilliant.

[QUOTE=|BIG$MONEY$BALLER|;14873437]That's kind of the point, Bla.[/QUOTE] Well yeah, but he tries to hard. Just gets really crap.

[QUOTE=rosthouse;14873536][img]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/swine_flu.png[/img] *Somewhat* releated :v:[/QUOTE] If that's real i'm gonna lol

why do people freak out so massively when this shit happens? there's only like 60 confirmed cases and the flu isn't that deadly if you're not old, young, or have a shitty immune system Avian flu I can understand because that took hold of an entire industry, but damn

Let us be scared in peace >.<

[quote=Wikipedia]On April 26, two people were admitted to Monklands Hospital in Scotland with mild flu-like symptoms after returning from Mexico,[117] and four people were given medication and advised to stay in their home in Stanwick, Northamptonshire, again after returning from Mexico with flu-like symptoms.[15] In both cases the symptoms were said to be mild. On the same date, passengers were held on planes arriving at Heathrow, from Mexico City, whilst officials carried out health checks.[118][/quote] shiiit it's here

Boys, it's time to take the ship to Madagascar!

[IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0c/H1N1_map.svg/800px-H1N1_map.svg.png[/IMG] black = confirmed deaths Red = Confirmed infected Orange = Unconfirmed infected

Lol oh no the world is ending.

hey i found some terrible symptoms "The Swine Influenza Virus does not directly cause the death of its host, but because the host is solely focused on infecting or killing the non-Infected, it causes those infected to become disinterested in self-nourishment which will eventually cause death by starvation. Since the virus causes those infected to act with no regard for self-preservation, they will not act to evade mortal danger, such as fire or chemical gas. The Infected experience spasms in the extremities, and their irises become blood red. They also vomit copious amounts of infected blood. " i am scared. oh fuck oh fuck

If only.

[QUOTE=mochajaws;14875122]hey i found some terrible symptoms "The Swine Influenza Virus does not directly cause the death of its host, but because the host is solely focused on infecting or killing the non-Infected, it causes those infected to become disinterested in self-nourishment which will eventually cause death by starvation. Since the virus causes those infected to act with no regard for self-preservation, they will not act to evade mortal danger, such as fire or chemical gas. The Infected experience spasms in the extremities, and their irises become blood red. They also vomit copious amounts of infected blood. " i am scared. oh fuck oh fuck[/QUOTE] Yeah because everybody is going to believe that.

[QUOTE=mochajaws;14875122]hey i found some terrible symptoms "The Swine Influenza Virus does not directly cause the death of its host, but because the host is solely focused on infecting or killing the non-Infected, it causes those infected to become disinterested in self-nourishment which will eventually cause death by starvation. Since the virus causes those infected to act with no regard for self-preservation, they will not act to evade mortal danger, such as fire or chemical gas. The Infected experience spasms in the extremities, and their irises become blood red. They also vomit copious amounts of infected blood. " i am scared. oh fuck oh fuck[/QUOTE] hhahhahahhaa loooollllolol