Definitive Swine Flu Thread (POST ABOUT IT HERE ONLY) - General

[QUOTE=]The CDC does not fully understand why the U.S. cases' symptoms were primarily mild disease while the Mexican cases had led to multiple deaths.[/QUOTE] Lol @ wikipedia being too politically correct to point out the massive discrepancy in living conditions.

[QUOTE=Xenocidebot;14956367]Lol @ wikipedia being too politically correct to point out the massive discrepancy in living conditions.[/QUOTE] Mexico isn't as bad as you think. Anyway, these are fit young men dying compared to twelve year old girls and old grannies who just have a mild cold.

[QUOTE=Xenocidebot;14956367]Lol @ wikipedia being too politically correct to point out the massive discrepancy in living conditions.[/QUOTE] True, but no matter where you live it should technically display the same symptoms before treatment. It's also a virus, so your living conditions shouldn't really affect it. As long as you wash your hands regulary you should be safer. Although cramped conditions can make it spread faster, it doesn't necessarily make it easier for the virus to spread.

I see we all have our masks on. WAIT!!! Mine's only covering my mouth.

Wow everyone's got a neat mask on their avatar. I want one too.

I am led to believe that I am in fact dead.

The best solution now is to panic and loot.

[QUOTE=Bredirish123;14957128]The best solution now is to panic and loot.[/QUOTE] Your dude isn't safe.

[QUOTE=radioactive;14957222]Your dude isn't safe.[/QUOTE] I'll fix that soon.

Wheres the damn vaccines, swine flu has already infected Florida and will probubly go everywhere because of how crowded miami is.

It's going to go the way of L4D. Only facepunch will survive, we have the experience.

Influenza A now confirmed in Norway. Theres been taken a sample from the person in question, and we will know if it's (A)H1N1(swine-flu) tomorrow. The person has been in Mexico.

[QUOTE=shadow_oap;14957360]Wheres the damn vaccines, swine flu has already infected Florida and will probubly go everywhere because of how crowded miami is.[/QUOTE] you cant expect a vaccine to be produced just like that. these things take time you know. health organizations are working as hard as they can to produce a vaccine as quick as possible, and then ship it out around the world.

What's a good mask for Winston?

Atleast we have Tamiflu. Norway bought tons of it when the bird-flu was around.

[QUOTE=shadow_oap;14957360]Wheres the damn vaccines, swine flu has already infected Florida and will probubly go everywhere because of how crowded miami is.[/QUOTE] *puts on Sunglasses* Looks like you're going to the abattoir.

[QUOTE=radioactive;14957516]*puts on Sunglasses* Looks like you're going to the abattoir.[/QUOTE] WAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Good thing i got this mask for ma ducky...

[QUOTE=radioactive;14957516]*puts on Sunglasses* Looks like you're going to the abattoir.[/QUOTE] why?

Well im safe i got a mask

As am I.

I just heard on the radio that a woman in Trondheim (1 hour from where I live) has been infected. D:

[QUOTE=shadow_oap;14957582]why?[/QUOTE] It was a parody of CSI: Miami where the cop always does a one liner before the show really starts. It was a pun, an abattoir is where Pigs go, and Pigs are the subject of this thread. The joke isn't funny because you didn't get it.

Well, I just read that Fox news article a few pages back, and I am now less scared than before. Fuck, that was funny. [B]EDIT:[/B] My mask is still the best, as it's shaded, and is the coolest.

Mhm

[QUOTE=fishyfish777;14958180]Mhm[/QUOTE] Mphm Mff Mph. Opp.

Mask's protection is only 2% so you will still get swine flu :v:

My immune system got upgraded recently.

[QUOTE=fritzel;14958373]My immune system got upgraded recently.[/QUOTE] why are people so anti-gene manipulation? WHY!? look where it's getting us we're all gonna die because of it!!! if only those mad christian bastards diden't prevent science I could have lived through this.

Good thing I have a mask.

[QUOTE=McDeath;14958510]why are people so anti-gene manipulation? WHY!? look where it's getting us we're all gonna die because of it!!! if only those mad christian bastards diden't prevent science I could have lived through this.[/QUOTE] I hear Nano-augmentation is good.