Definitive Swine Flu Thread (POST ABOUT IT HERE ONLY)
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it might be in my state right now AHHHH and i dont have a shotgun to keep infected away BOOM got ya infected basterd
[QUOTE=watered;14969851]it might be in my state right now AHHHH and i dont have a shotgun to keep infected away BOOM got ya infected basterd[/QUOTE]
are you like 8 or something?
[QUOTE=HairyArmpit;14969864]are you like 8 or something?[/QUOTE]
Assuming his profile age is legit he's 12, and since his idiotic rambling would correlate with that I think he's 12.
Swine flu is not a major pandemic and anyone who thinks otherwise is a misinformed douchebag.
Unless, of course, it's the precursor to the zombie apocalypse.
You might be into something there Haruka, we should not lay down our arms just yet.
[QUOTE=Fadern;14970088]You might be into something there Haruka, we should not lay down our arms just yet.[/QUOTE]
There are three reasons I exercise my right to bear arms:
1. Revolution against the government when all else fails.
2. Zombie apocalypse.
3. I am sexually attracted to certain firearms. I look at my SKS, and see more than a rifle. I see a living, breathing instrument of death and beauty.... the supple curves of her wood stock, the way the grain flows just right... the slender, innocent-looking bayonet tucked neatly into the forward grip... that cute little rear sight... the bolt cycling when a round is fired, the tempered steel pumping back and forth as she breathes a sigh of ecstacy from my trigger pull...
But then again, this thread is about swine flu, not why I value the Bill of Rights.
[QUOTE=STREWTH_99;14969409]Thank goodness I live in Canada.[/QUOTE]
I really hope you were joking.
What if the cure was something really simple?
Like froot loops or a banana.
Wait, i'd rather die then eat a banana.
[QUOTE=Haruka;14970145]3. I am sexually attracted to certain firearms. I look at my SKS, and see more than a rifle. I see a living, breathing instrument of death and beauty.... the supple curves of her wood stock, the way the grain flows just right... the slender, innocent-looking bayonet tucked neatly into the forward grip... that cute little rear sight... the bolt cycling when a round is fired, the tempered steel pumping back and forth as she breathes a sigh of ecstacy from my trigger pull...
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By all means, continue. :q:
[QUOTE=AdrianPsy_V2;14966935]You'd be safer not having a vaccine[/QUOTE]
Yeah because total immunity is worse than barely any immunity :rolleye:
I don't know if it's news but...
[highlight]SWINE FLU HAS SPREAD TO MICHIGAN!!!OMG!!!!111!!!1[/highlight] :pseudo:
Seriously, who saw this coming....
We just got a recorded call from my brother's school (my old high school) saying that it would be closed for ten day because two of student have swine flu. Lucky bastard, he gets a ten day vacation.
We live ~20 miles north of Detroit for those who care.
Somebody wore a gasmask to school on Friday.
A little absurd, huh?
[QUOTE=BCell;14966846]I think people are overreacting because the media and health authorities exaggerate the truth about the flu.
It's like this
How a nonchalant person sees the flu
"AHH-CHOO! Oh sorry, excuse me"
How a paranoid person sees the flu
"AHH-CHOO! oh my god I sneezed! Oh no I got the swine flu! AHHH! I must quarantine myself to prevent people from infection! Oh no this thread IS DOOM!"
How a smart person sees the flu
"AHH-CHOO! Must be one of those random sneezes. Either it's the dusty air or my nose is irrated. If my temperature is high and I constantly sneezes, I know I must be ill today. I'll cover my mouth next time if i were to sneeze"
How a terrorist sees the flu
"AHH-CHOO!" Oh I sneezed! Wait, I must be having the flu and I could use this flu as a TERRORIST WEAPON! and best of all, no one will know! Muahahahaha!"[/QUOTE]
And now with your post the Government will arrest anyone with the Swine Flu shouting [B]"TERRERIST!"[/B]
[QUOTE=NO ONE;14960921]He said [b]county[/b], not country.[/QUOTE]
Well, it was Oxfordshire in England anyway.
[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;14973652]And now with your post the Government will arrest anyone with the Swine Flu shouting [B]"TERRERIST!"[/B][/QUOTE]
"Doctor, We Need Help Defusing This Swine Flu Carrier!"
*Doctor looks at Carrier*
"Cut The Red Wire, Fool!"
*Cuts Blue Wire*
"Johnson You Fool, Hes Going To blow! Evacuate,Evacuate!"
*KER-BLAM*
Swine-Flu 22 :P
Swine flu rule 34 please
[QUOTE=piranhamatt2;14975594]Swine flu rule 34 please[/QUOTE]
Do not go there. :P
[QUOTE=Benie;14975841]Do not go there. :P[/QUOTE]
Don't tell them to not go there, it will just encourage them.
How's about this
[img]http://paulvieira.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/4c225ec4fbab7f4cbb8409616565dc3b-orig.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=piranhamatt2;14975594]Swine flu rule 34 please[/QUOTE]
type in pig bestiality into google
The woman in Norway who had gotten infected by Influenza Type A after coming home from Mexico was not infected by swine-flu after all. She had gotten herself ordinary season flu.
That's some coincidence.
My mom is so paranoid :\. She makes us use tons of hand sanitizer when we go in the door, and then she won't let me touch food with my hands :\.
So does anyone in this thread have it?
Not me.
[QUOTE=igotwowhacke;14981908]So does anyone in this thread have it?[/QUOTE]
I'm still ok. Infact I'm not as worried about Swine Flu as I was. Mainly the fact it hasn't hit my city yet.
double post
They said a black man would be president when pigs fly.
Well, a swine flu.
You know, I don't know how the government of the US or any government in particular expects their citizens to remain calm when all you hear is repeated talk about a possible pandemic, and blowing it out of proportion so much you'd think the plague had decided to come back for round 2.
After all, with [url=http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/05/02/worried.well.hospitals/index.html]people flooding hospitals because of a cough[/url], a pandemic declaration is the last thing the US economy, or ANY economy in general needs.
