Definitive Swine Flu Thread (POST ABOUT IT HERE ONLY) - General

This thread title should be renamed as the H1N1 Flu Thread cause most of the world stop calling it Swine Flu due to it being irrelevant to pigs now.

There's more than one type of H1N1.

Oh lol greenland

[quote]AUSTRALIA'S first confirmed swine flu case is a woman in her 20s who arrived in Brisbane on a flight from Los Angeles in the early hours of Thursday.[/quote] Fuck.

[QUOTE=Giner;15002410]So i got my leaflet through the door today, should be an interesting read.[/QUOTE] I threw it into the bin.

[QUOTE=Giner;15002410]So i got my leaflet through the door today, should be an interesting read.[/QUOTE] I thought it was an A++ leaflet, would read again.

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Best Cycle ever

My state stopped caring

So how many people have died outside of Mexico? Two? And how many have been infected outside of Mexico? A lot more than 2, more like 2000. This is nothing to worry about.

[QUOTE=acds;15014952]So how many people have died outside of Mexico? Two? And how many have been infected outside of Mexico? A lot more than 2, more like 2000. This is nothing to worry about.[/QUOTE]3 people died outside of Mexico, newest death being in Cananda. There's also over 3,000 confirmed cases worldwide.

[QUOTE=Killer900;15015003]3 people died outside of Mexico, newest death being in Cananda. There's also over 3,000 confirmed cases worldwide.[/QUOTE] this progression is so slow, its been what, 2-3 weeks now, and its so slow. in my opinion there is no need to worry

4. There's been a death in Costa Rica.

I will tell my grandchildren I survived the SARS and Swine Flu outbreaks that killed millions.

[QUOTE=AaronsOnCrack;15015157]this progression is so slow, its been what, 2-3 weeks now, and its so slow. in my opinion there is no need to worry[/QUOTE] Why does your opinion matter? You decided to spam the what are you thinking thread by trying to convince people you're 13 and can down 5 litres of vodka :ughh:

I was just diagnosed with the "swine flu" and it doesn't seem any different than the normal flu.

[QUOTE=polytechnic;15016040]I was just diagnosed with the "swine flu" and it doesn't seem any different than the normal flu.[/QUOTE] Tell us fucking more.

[QUOTE=polytechnic;15016040]I was just diagnosed with the "swine flu" and it doesn't seem any different than the normal flu.[/QUOTE] If you're able to post it must not be bad. The last time I had the flu I couldn't stand up or get off the ground for 2 weeks. But that was more than 10 years ago. People need to get over this. It's a non-issue and you probably have high odds of catching a normal flu during flu season which is just as deadly, if not more so. I have no concerns about it.

hey wouldn't it be awesome if one of you shitposters with the dumb masks on your avatars actually GOT swine flu. (dont answer it because you know you're wrong)

[QUOTE=AxisofIdiocy;15017154]hey wouldn't it be awesome if one of you shitposters with the dumb masks on your avatars actually GOT swine flu. (dont answer it because you know you're wrong)[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=AxisofIdiocy;15017154]hey wouldn't it be awesome if one of you shitposters with the dumb masks on your avatars actually GOT swine flu. (dont answer it because you know you're wrong)[/QUOTE] This. Also check out my invisible mask. :buddy:

Those masks wont do shit cause everyone knows its a efficient immune system, healthy body, and healthy way of living that prevent swine flu. You think slapping a mask on your face is gonna save the world?

[QUOTE=DrMortician;15016780]If you're able to post it must not be bad. The last time I had the flu I couldn't stand up or get off the ground for 2 weeks. But that was more than 10 years ago. People need to get over this. It's a non-issue and you probably have high odds of catching a normal flu during flu season which is just as deadly, if not more so. I have no concerns about it.[/QUOTE] This It's [b]basically[/b] normal flu, and 1000s of people have died from it, but now it's got the word swine in front of it, it's the end of the fucking world. Save it

[QUOTE=lazyguy;15016675]Tell us fucking more.[/QUOTE] I've been doing a lot of puking for the past week but it doesn't seem like i'm dying. I pretty much just sit on the toilet with my netbook all day.

[QUOTE=AxisofIdiocy;15017154]hey wouldn't it be awesome if one of you shitposters with the dumb masks on your avatars actually GOT swine flu. (dont answer it because you know you're wrong)[/QUOTE] ur mean.

[img]http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/7540/alargeblankworldmapwith.png[/img] Oh dear.

[QUOTE=lazyguy;15020795][img]http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/7540/alargeblankworldmapwith.png[/img] Oh dear.[/QUOTE] sorry, wtf?

[QUOTE=AaronsOnCrack;15020815]sorry, wtf?[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure that that is the shape of Madagascar, in which case, it's another [i]hilarious[/i] pandemic II joke.

[QUOTE=RJ102;15020660]ur mean.[/QUOTE] No, he's right.

[QUOTE=Performual;15017218]Those masks wont do shit cause everyone knows its a efficient immune system, healthy body, and healthy way of living that prevent swine flu. You think slapping a mask on your face is gonna save the world?[/QUOTE] It's an efficient immune system, healthy body, and healthy way of living that [b]aid contraction of/being sick of[/b] swine flu.