Definitive Swine Flu Thread (POST ABOUT IT HERE ONLY) - General

[QUOTE=djblaze;15126055]smoke some weed. :350:[/QUOTE] that is the answer to all, but its not going to be needed, the swine flu is just going to stay a seasonal type flu thing maybe D: or it could just die out.

[b]World swine flu toll nears 10,000[/b] [quote]Nearly 10,000 cases of swine flu have been confirmed in 40 countries, the World Health Organization (WHO) says.[/quote] [url]http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8056808.stm[/url]

Well this is weird. Seems like I`m safe. All of the cases in Washington are waaay up north and i`m in Vancouver. But theres some in Multnoma County though...Near Portland.

[QUOTE=fritzel;15133896][b]World swine flu toll nears 10,000[/b] [url]http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8056808.stm[/url][/QUOTE] 0.79% death rate at this point, 79/10000

It seems people have stopped giving a damn about swine flu. I know I have.

Me and my friends just make jokes about it now.

swine flu should be a meme, its a stupid load of rubbish that makes me lol.

I think I have swine flu, sore back, sore head, halp!

I have some symptoms (Fever, Vomiting, Nausea, Diarrhea, Lack of appetite, pain in joints/muscles, and sorethroat.), but it'll be a few days before I can be sure of that. Also, NY has had quite a few cases, and schools have been closed because of it. I'm not sure if I should really be careful.

I think it's been like.. 2-3 here in Sweden who caught the 'mild swineflu' or maybe it was just a false alarm.. I should pay attention while watching the news. >.>

I'll laugh if I have it but don't realise it, my shoulders've ached for ages now from carrying too much heavy stuff, I've got IBS so my stomachs messed up, my throat is sore in a morning and I tend to get really warm every now and again.

Shoulders aching doesn't have anything to do with the Swine flu, that's just simply telling you that you've been carrying to much shit on your shoulders :D

[QUOTE=Keeshond dog;14862322]I hope madagascar dies first =_=[/QUOTE] I know,i they're always safe.

[QUOTE=TAU!;15136226]I have some symptoms (Fever, Vomiting, Nausea, Diarrhea, Lack of appetite, pain in joints/muscles, and sorethroat.), but it'll be a few days before I can be sure of that. Also, NY has had quite a few cases, and schools have been closed because of it. I'm not sure if I should really be careful.[/QUOTE] I had all that with the exception of vomiting. I'm going to School tomorrow or Thursday, I doubt I'll tell anyone or they'll go ape shit. Not that I can say I do for a fact, I never went to a doctor because my sister and grandmother are nurses and my mom is an Ultrasound Tech. All they do at the Hospital is the same thing I'm doing here, drinking water, resting and that's about it.

16-month baby from Elmhurst,NY died. About 200 people in that area went to the emergency room reporting flu-like symptoms

i have wine flu :( a hangover

I have these symptoms atm: Fatigueish Mild-Fever Fucking bad Sore throat Don't feel like eating Lightheaded Diarreah Yesterday I puked a tiny bit up to my throat and it burnt it because it was stomach acid. I hope it's just normal flu, it started this morning and gradually got worse over the day.

Fun fact- I live in New York and have Swine Flu. Yay.

[QUOTE=Wordsworth;15140619]Fun fact- I live in New York and have Swine Flu. Yay.[/QUOTE] I'm in NYC, a bunch of schools around here are closed and I'm hoping for a week off out of this. Also, one of my friends had it(laboratory confirmed). Lives in Brooklyn, goes to Catholic school, one that was closed down.

Not surprised, NYC is a huge city.

[QUOTE=Wordsworth;15140619]Fun fact- I live in New York and have Swine Flu. Yay.[/QUOTE] Shit, man. That sucks. Eh, a bunch of kids in my school have been getting sick (Vomiting during classes, coughing like crazy, etc.) but the school is still open...

Fuck me only got 3 hours sleep, I woke up absolutely roasting and thought I was going to pass out from the heat I was feeling, I started panicking too, it was terrifying.

oh god 2 more cases in Australia D:

[QUOTE=wildturkey50;15145463]oh god 2 more cases in Australia D:[/QUOTE] lol, 2. its only bad because it has the word swine in front of it. 0.79% mortality rate.

[QUOTE=AaronsOnCrack;15145471]lol, 2. its only bad because it has the word swine in front of it. 0.79% mortality rate.[/QUOTE] No it's bad because Flu anyway knocks you on your arse.

[QUOTE=Giner;15145506]No it's bad because Flu anyway knocks you on your arse.[/QUOTE] yeah but swine flu knocks you on your arse and makes you think your gonna die.

[QUOTE=AaronsOnCrack;15145515]yeah but swine flu knocks you on your arse and makes you think your gonna die.[/QUOTE] I sort of like having flu in some aspects, like I lose my appetite which is good as I eat crap.

[QUOTE=Giner;15145524]I sort of like having flu in some aspects, like I lose my appetite which is good as I eat crap.[/QUOTE] yeah flu is good, as long as you dont mind feeling like shit, loosing the ability to breathe through your nose, loosing school/work and therefore money and the posibilty of a guilty conciense (cant spell it) because you spread it to other people.

Ah shit, like the only swine flu in Australia, and it happens around the corner from my house. [url]http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,25511408-661,00.html[/url]

H1N1 is spreading rampantly throughout Japan. I'm worried that it might be my country next