I'm going on holiday in 2 weeks - but I don't know where. - General

I still insist on Thailand, garry. Feed us your monies for tourism.

[QUOTE=Rubs10;17781121]Take a cruise to the Somalian Coast Garry.[/QUOTE] With guns and russians

All I know is that the water in Mexico is bad. You could go to Puerto Rico, Costa Rica, not Venezuela.. possibly Columbia? Depends on where. DR seems like a good option.

Thailand interest you?

Madeira is awesome, a small little island near Portugal. The local people are friendly and prices are cheaper compared to normal ones. Also the island itself is beautiful and relaxing. You got beach, mountains and always good weather. It's really a great place :buddy:

[QUOTE=Bredirish123;17779446]Come to the states and visit California. I had lived there my entire life and it's quite a nice place. They've got some amazing beaches.[/QUOTE] From what I've heard they have amazing bitches too.

I've heard plenty of good things about Thailand. Bali's also a pretty good place to go too, but I think it's more of an Australian tourist destination because it's so close to us.

Hey Garry! Try Boracay, Philippines, it's beautiful. I'd recommend a drive to London or Manchester, and planning with [b]Qatar Airways[/b]. They are a beautiful 5 Star Airline. Your best bet would most probably be Manchester/London to Doha to Manila. From Manila a flight to Boracay. Boracay wasn't really affected by the typhoons, so it's still beautiful. I might be there for Halloween weekend actually. Also, if you want, I can help you plan out some of your activities. ATV's are fantastic, so is SCUBA Diving, Hiking through the nice jungles, trying some local delicacies, etc. some of the local clubs are pretty fun too I guess. It depends on who's coming with. The beach is a must of course, just relaxing and laying back there is beautiful. If you want, you could also try going to multiple places there, like, Subic Bay, which is pretty cool if you're into some wildlife you don't get in England. Cagayan De Oro would be great for white water rafting with friends, but, I think they were hit by the typhoon. If you're into sight seeing, The Philippines is full of it, Volcanoes, Old Churches, Old Spanish Towns (Vigan City), Fort Intramuros, Corregidor, etc. Most probably, Boracay would be your best bet if you're into more fun than sight seeing though. It's a beautiful country all around though. Boracay (Not Affected) [img]http://www.gotravelphilippines.com/files/QuickSiteImages/boracay.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.nomad4ever.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/Boracay_Beach_with_Cruise_Ship_The_World.JPG[/img] [img]http://talketurn.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/boracay-at-its-best-l.jpg[/img] [img]http://mariatheresanoel.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/boracay-philippines-l.jpg[/img] [img]http://rheykz.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/boracay-sunset-by-racho.jpg[/img] Cagayan De Oro (Affected by the Typhoons, I think.) [img]http://philippinestravels.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/cagayan-de-oro.jpg[/img] Vigan City (Probably not Affected) [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XxAah_3epfI/R2llZRQjFgI/AAAAAAAAAQY/oh3GxmfGBg8/S760/vigan+calesa.bmp[/img] If you seriously want to consider going here, tell me, I'll try to recommend some cool visits and activities. :dance: [editline]10:19PM[/editline] Also, if you take anything besides Philippine Airlines, you might arrive in the shitty local airport, but, don't let that give you a first impression of the Philippines. The people are friendly, always smiling, and very nice to foreigners. Even in these times of flood. Also, garry you can try a small Bed & Breakfast hotel my aunt owns called "The Lazy Dog Inn" Her golden retrievers roam around and they own a restaurant below since it's all their property. You can just catch breakfast there or in the local market. Not to mention, the beach is like a 30 second walk away from there. There's wifi, and she was the mayor of Boracay before, she'll seriously make you fall in love with the island. Take you diving, show you secret beaches, etc. Or you can go to Friday's Boracay, which is another great hotel. The only real none assurance of a fun time I can give you is the weather forecast. Boracay isn't as fun with the rain, otherwise, it's a guaranteed good holiday.

Just go to Poland.

Go to Vietnam, it's a beautiful place.

Dubai, UAE. Really nice place.

Don't go to one place, travel & explore the world, far more fun.

[QUOTE=Uberkitty;17779379]Greece is nice. [img]http://www.holidays-uncovered.co.uk/subject-images/Greece%205400.jpg[/img] [img]http://travel-to.info/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/greece-beach.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] YES! Zakynthos! I love that place! I've been there twice.

Come down to Orlando, Florida in the states. Disney, Seaworld, Universal, Near great beaches.

Go to Blackpool. Holiday capital of the world!

We have hotels for couples wanting the most private sex possible garry. And hotels where you can buy men.

[QUOTE=Melkor;17779355]Cancun is fine. No matter where you go there will always be negative reviews.[/QUOTE] That "Amphetamines" Review was prolly a druggy anyway

[QUOTE=ManxKat;17794055]We have hotels for couples wanting the most private sex possible garry. And hotels where you can buy men.[/QUOTE] Are you the fucking minister for tourism of Thailand or what. [editline]06:11PM[/editline] But, yeah go there.

[QUOTE=Revilo101;17779449]But what will become of the forums if you leave!?[/QUOTE] It'll be like Alternate 1985 from BTTF2

I think Garry should go to America and meet Valve.

One word: Zimbabwe.

[QUOTE=KigJow;17794821]One word: Zimbabwe.[/QUOTE] one word: late

ive been to both cancun, mexico and cozumel, mexico cancun is beautiful, i recommend you go there

[QUOTE=radioactive;17794781]I think Garry should go to America and meet Valve.[/QUOTE] He already did.

I would highly suggest Naussau, Bahamas. Beautiful place, and the locals are friendly, tons of good seafood places, the Atlantis Hotel is one of the greatest I've ever been to, and the swimming area it has is its own gigantic waterpark. Check it out: [url]http://www.atlantis.com/default.aspx[/url]

Go to Amsterdam. I'm going there after 2 weeks for a small holiday.

[QUOTE=wewt!;17779338]I can tell you what you shouldn't consider if you want peace; Spain, beaches are always full and there are cocking hotels and fat tourists [i]everywhere.[/i][/QUOTE] For European beaches I'd suggest north Italy, clean, not full, no thieves, not too hot, and it's pretty there too.

I think it might be wise to pack plenty of high factor suncream and diarrhea remedy, nothing ruins a holiday more than agonising sunburn and a bad stomach - especially as there are two of you and you're sharing a bed...

Chernobyl

Fuck that go to Blackpool. I'll meet you in The Flagship then we'll play some crazy golf.