I'm going on holiday in 2 weeks - but I don't know where. - General

Go to Plastic Island. No not really. Go to Hawaii.

Come to Thailand! Beautiful private beaches, nice and sunny weather, great prostitutes and of course: FLAMING HOMSEXUALS! Swine flu's a joke here, everyone has it, no one cares. Don't be afraid of the recent political fuckups, it's just retarded babies fighting over a their mom's single mutated tit. Enjoy a good tourist ripoff just ANYWHERE you go! Nah, I'm joking, Thailand is a great place to have gay sex.

Spend a little more and take everyone on Facepunch on a carribean cruise with you.

[QUOTE=KarlHeinrichMarx;17779469]Punta Cana. Best place ever. Look into it. Either that or Costa Rica.[/QUOTE] I can't recommend Punta Cana because I got horribly sick off of the food. Besides that, there were bratty fat kids everywhere.

Why not go on a mountain climbing expedition? it's cost quite a bit to prepare, and the reward at the end would be seeing the world from that high.

I'm assuming when Garry says "two of us" he means a female as well, right?

Cyprus is awesome, great beaches, great food, humid weather and if you are interested, you can find out about the Turkish UN buffer zone, basically no man's land in cyprus if war was to break out between the Greek Cypriots and the Turkish Cypriots (they are at a ceasefire). At some parts, the buffer zone is as thin as 2 metres and opposing soldiers garrisoned in buildings oppposite each other used to put their bayonets on poles to try and stab each other through [I]windows[/I] to save ammo and be sly bastards. Really interesting place to go to.

I'd say maybe a trip to south Africa or a nice trip to the rain forests in Brazil. Hell go to Puerto Rico or Costa Rica, very nice places, even the Bahamas for a cheap price.

Go to Havana.

How about the north-middle of Greenland. [img]http://travel.sky.com/cms/images/inspiration/ice_castles/greenland_ice_PHOTOSHOT_333x223.jpg[/img] [QUOTE=Letsfightsnake;17779599]I always wanted to go to Hawaii. [img]http://www.broadwayworld.com/columnpic/hawaii.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] That doesn't look like too awesome water...

Go to the Lost island, you might have trouble getting back though.

Dominican Republic

I just got back from a Carnival Cruise to: Jamaica, Cayman Islands and Cozumel. Really fun, all the food you can eat is for free. and Scuba diving is really cool the highlight of my trip.

California Mexico is too cheap

You can never go wrong with the carribean, Garry.

City 17

Come to Australia, my friend

I wouldn't go to Mexico, I went to puerto vallarta in the summer and it was so fucking hot and humid. But if you do go, stay at paradise village. It's a 5 star hotel and it is fucking awesome, you need to be a member of the club though but I'm sure you can register online

Just tally hoe with the American Troops in Iraq!

Bronx, New york

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;17779312]Go on a Cruise, if you want fun go on a Carnival Cruise, if you want to just relax and enjoy it all go Royal Caribbean.[/QUOTE] Oh hell yeah! Go on one of the new Royal Caribbean cruise ships, I went on one a year or so ago and it was absolutely the best holiday I have ever been on, seriously do it. It's probably because I'm a Brit, and so not used to the American style, but the food buffets were amazing, there were about 20 different types of food to choose from, and all of it free... Plus you could go eat in the nice posh (and again huge) dining room, some of the best food I've ever tasted, and we had the cheapest tickets.

If you've never been, the Florida keys are great. Spend a week and a half there, was never bored. I don't recommend staying in Key West though, stay in one of the less populated keys and enjoy some privacy.

Barcelona, sleep on beach for 2 weeks straight. Or mayby it's a bit too crowded for that. And the water is salty as hell.

Varadero Cuba.

Guam is supposed to be nice

Go to Japan.

United Arab Emirates It's rich as shit there. [img]http://www.chalhoub-group.com/_img/country/united_arab_emirates.jpg[/img]

Go to Japan and see the life size Gundam there! Then have sex in it. Or you know, just check out Japan Gundam or not.

[QUOTE=stone555;17786699][img]http://www.chalhoub-group.com/_img/country/united_arab_emirates.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I saw a show on Discovery about building that

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