• Opening Our Very Own Cosmetic Surgery Catering To Otherkins, Elves etc
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Dear lord, I don't want to be walking down the street next to a man with scales, a furry tail, cat ears, talons, and prosthetic wings. I just don't wanna. Its not like H.P. Lovecraft is master of the world or anything.
Retractable claws sound pretty rad.
[img]http://b.imagehost.org/0810/NOPE.jpg[/img] [sp]Worth a thousand words. But hey, I wouldn't mind claws.[/sp]
Retractable claws sound awesome
what the fuck
[QUOTE=Dr. Fishtastic;26297494]It's as if the furry fandom suddenly got even more retarded[/QUOTE] Not really, the ones who are retarded are the people who use human as a derogatory term.
What the hell is this shit?
Well, we've had fun over the past 150,000 years or so. Maybe it's time to just let go and let the freaks take over.
Most of those aren't even possible and they are way under priced. $1000 wouldn't even cover the insurance. No plastic surgeon would work for that cheap.
What a flesh tail is I don't think I want to know.
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[QUOTE=Noz;26298921]What a flesh tail is I don't think I want to know.[/QUOTE] If it feels and looks like human skin, that's fucking gross. I mean, it's like having a dong on your ass.
[QUOTE=mars7a;26299187]If it feels and looks like human skin, that's fucking gross. I mean, it's like having a dong on your ass.[/QUOTE] Well, then you could sit on her lap instead of the other way around.
[QUOTE=mars7a;26299187]If it feels and looks like human skin, that's fucking gross. I mean, it's like having a dong on your ass.[/QUOTE] Which is why the furries like it I'm guessing
[QUOTE=gamefreek76;26298770]Most of those aren't even possible and they are way under priced. $1000 wouldn't even cover the insurance. No plastic surgeon would work for that cheap.[/QUOTE] um..
Yeah all of these would totally work. Alright, narrowing it down, the following would work: Ear Reshaping -Elven Ears Fang Dental Procedure Horns Fused Onto Skull Looks like you have a lucrative business idea which doctors worldwide will flood into to work for you for such excellent pay!
Can you quote me for a price on some feather grafting, elephant ears, some horns and a beak Here is a highly detailed picture of how it will look. [img]http://gyazo.com/9d6cdb92a5cb9956e4bbd915ebe86a6c.png[/img] Kthx
Fucked up people yo
[img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQVc_k4A7vup29bp4500HhDzsv1ZvotdjHat4B6DPMnY5T3VJJ0[/img]
If this even "Does" work...You are going to have a lot of lawsuits on your hand's.....I can see it now. 25 Other-Kin Members commit suicide thinking they could swim underwater And/or Fly.
If these procedures weren't permanent, you'd be able to market these services to LARPers. :v:
Wow. Really, This is what you come up with?
[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;26300951]If these procedures weren't permanent, you'd be able to market these services to LARPers. :v:[/QUOTE] Drill some holes in bones and then use mods as attachments.
[QUOTE=Fippe;26296871]I'm a plastic surgerist add two zeroes to every price and we can negoatiate, and obviously, I want 90% of the profit, not measly 45%[/QUOTE] heres a picture of what id like to look like [img]http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/16000000/Konata-Izumi-konata-izumi-16005893-274-537.gif[/img] can u do if for me, i will pay 90,000 ugandan dollars
Ugh. I swear to god if this is not a troll my faith in humanity is gone.
Quite obviously a troll. I don't see how you could think otherwise.
[QUOTE=Fippe;26296871]I'm a plastic surgerist add two zeroes to every price and we can negoatiate, and obviously, I want 90% of the profit, not measly 45%[/QUOTE] Ummm.....you mean surgeon?
Clearly this person has no concept of what is medically possible, from the list I see one thing that is possible, 18 things that are flat out not possible, and the remainder lie in a realm of what the fuck are you even talking about. It would be far cheaper to just see a clinical psychologist.
RYU-GI lol
Op, you have no idea how much surgery costs. Think more 6 or 7 figure umbers.
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