Crazy shower lady moved into our extra room, need advice. - General

[QUOTE=mobrockers;19229641]Get a shower at her normal hours, and don't lock the door.[/QUOTE] That's sexy and I totally would as I'll admit she has a great body but bad face - y'know them Eastern Europeans. Example: [img]http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/1990/queenbutterfaceer0.jpg[/img] The only problem as I said in my original post: [quote] I know what you guys are thinking. I thought about it as well but it seems a little hard since I don't speak Russian/Polish or whatever language she is speaking. - Just throwing that out there.[/quote]

Lock the door. Get female version of this video: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc[/media]

Use google translator or something and write a note?

google translate is the answer

Break the lock on your bathroom door and walk in like you gotta take a piss while she is showering, see her reaction, and have sexy time.

How to know if she's from Ukraine or not: Does she say "Nyett" or "Dah" a lot. Those are respectively "no" and "yes" (phonetically, Russian and Ukrainian), so that might help you figure out, though I have no clue what they are in Poland or whatever. I also agree with just turning off the hot water heater, it can't be that hard and maybe she'll take the hint. Hell, maybe buy her deodorant or something if she doesn't have any and instead just showers a lot. >_>;

Rig up a webcam and then upload to MegaUpload and YouPorn.

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[QUOTE=OLLIE!;19229674]That's sexy and I totally would as I'll admit she has a great body but bad face - y'know them Eastern Europeans. Example: [img]http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/1990/queenbutterfaceer0.jpg[/img] [/QUOTE] Mother of god...:barf: Looks like a Barbie doll on heroine.

I'd say the best answer would be to take a shower right before she is about to take one. Maybe record her speaking on Skype or whatever and than try to find a person on facepunch or somewhere who can translate it?

[QUOTE=Xyrofen;19229705]How to know if she's from Ukraine or not: Does she say "Nyett" or "Dah" a lot. Those are respectively "no" and "yes" (phonetically, Russian and Ukrainian), so that might help you figure out, though I have no clue what they are in Poland or whatever.[/QUOTE] She says "yah ni gavaru Englaiyski" and stuff like "ya tebeh tracnuact hotcheesh" She says both "nyett and "dah". It's hard to understand.

[QUOTE=Col. Mandrake;19229562]Put a camera in the shower.[/QUOTE]:q:

[QUOTE=redBadger;19229718]I'd say the best answer would be to take a shower right before she is about to take one. Maybe record her speaking on Skype or whatever and than try to find a person on facepunch or somewhere who can translate it?[/QUOTE] Don't forget the most important part, not locking the door :3:.

rape her

[QUOTE=Penguin-Man;19229756]rape her[/QUOTE] There's always the Fritzl option if you can't get any IRL.

[QUOTE=OLLIE!;19229674]That's sexy and I totally would as I'll admit she has a great body but bad face - y'know them Eastern Europeans. Example: The only problem as I said in my original post:[/QUOTE] Tat is the gerl? she is hot i Would have sex that.. she is makin me apenis hard.... omg [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Gimmick" - Gurant))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=bobaloo;19229783]Tat is the gerl? she is hot i Would have sex that.. she is makin me apenis hard.... omg[/QUOTE] It is not her.

[QUOTE=bobaloo;19229783]Tat is the gerl? she is hot i Would have sex that.. she is makin me apenis hard.... omg[/QUOTE] Hotter than your dog?

[QUOTE=OLLIE!;19229734]She says "yah ni gavaru Englaiyski" and stuff like "ya tebeh tracnuact hotcheesh" She says both "nyett and "dah". It's hard to understand.[/QUOTE] Sounds like russian. I know russian :D

[QUOTE=Subby;19229647]confront her and ask her to take quicker or fewer showers.[/QUOTE] How do you even approach someone about having too many showers though without sounding like you have cameras in the toilet or something? This thread is long on judgement short on advice.

Do you have enough balls to talk to someone that speaks a foreign language and is opposite sex? [editline]02:23AM[/editline] Or are you holding out on us and she is actually really hot?

[QUOTE=OLLIE!;19229838]How do you even approach someone about having too many showers though without sounding like you have cameras in the toilet or something? This thread is long on judgement short on advice.[/QUOTE] If you care about the bill just yell at her. Print out a red X and tape it to the shower.

[QUOTE=OLLIE!;19229838]How do you even approach someone about having too many showers though without sounding like you have cameras in the toilet or something? This thread is long on judgement short on advice.[/QUOTE] Shout at her loudly and in slow english much like in a stereotype of english people on holiday. Oh and put cameras up everywhere then stream it 24/7 just for giggles like a more interesting Big Brother.

If you're that concerned about making sure that she doesn't take a shower as often or for as long, just turn off your hot water heater a few hours before she gets home.

Just try and ask her about it? What's the worst she's going to do?

take shower dont lock door. you dont need to speak her language to screw her [editline]01:39PM[/editline] also POST PICS ALREADY

Search her computer.

I advice to buy a paperbag.

[QUOTE=SHoGuNN3R;19230060]Search her computer.[/QUOTE] I have many times it's noting but some usual dirty movies and normal pictures of her and her family. I did find a very odd thing though it looked like a blank passport copy unedited and untouched but meh that's none of my business.

[QUOTE=Retardation;19230094]First is "I don't speak English" and second one is "I want to fuck you." I'm not joking.[/QUOTE] That was sarcasm, right?