Crazy shower lady moved into our extra room, need advice. - General

[QUOTE=redBadger;19231194]She looks slightly, very ever so slightly like my girlfriend...except of course my girlfriends hotter.[/QUOTE] your girlfriend is a bitch

[QUOTE=Yahnich;19230997]God you guys have extremely high standards? Does everyone you date have to have supermodel qualities?[/QUOTE] They have to be atleast moderately cute. You don't look at women in a club and think "DAYUM SON, she must love baking cakes for the homeless!"

[QUOTE=Tippmann357;19231296]Or maybe we socialize with more attractive females than the ones pictured?[/QUOTE] haha, okay. just because you SOCIALIZE with girls that are a little more attractive (which I find unlikely anyway), doesn't mean these girls are butt ugly.

Jesus Christ people, they may not be extremely hot but they are far from hideous. I personally do not find them very attractive but I wouldn't go as far as to say that they're all disgusting. The standards here are astronomically high.

[QUOTE=Bronsbey;19231331]haha, okay. just because you SOCIALIZE with girls that are a little more attractive (which I find unlikely anyway), doesn't mean these girls are butt ugly.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=OLLIE!;19230446] [img]http://i4.bebo.com/050a/14/mediuml/2009/12/19/12/2042835637a11990289385ml.jpg[/img] [img]http://i4.bebo.com/052a/20/mediuml/2009/11/29/22/19593655a11917630791ml.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] You seriously have to be kidding me. The top girl looks like she hasn't seen the sun in months and just got out of bed after not showering for a weekend. The second ones look like girls that often go clubbing, hitting tanning beds and wearing shit loads of make up and hitting on guidos

[QUOTE=Tippmann357;19231385]You seriously have to be kidding me. The top girl looks like she hasn't seen the sun in months and just got out of bed after not showering for a weekend. The second ones look like girls that often go clubbing, hitting tanning beds and wearing shit loads of make up and hitting on guidos[/QUOTE] .

[QUOTE=Tippmann357;19231385]You seriously have to be kidding me. The top girl looks like she hasn't seen the sun in months and just got out of bed after not showering for a weekend. The second ones look like girls that often go clubbing, hitting tanning beds and wearing shit loads of make up and hitting on guidos[/QUOTE] I'm going to go throw up now :(

I thought the OP was gay, he doesn't want to fuck her.

[QUOTE=Yahnich;19231452]Hey, did you know he posted 4 girls and you only showed the 2 ugly ones[/QUOTE] Assumed 2 statements about the pictures would get my point across

I am a student of web making . my teacher gave me a work to make a site and get some vistors . So i come to this forum .I Think You Will Visit My Site And Help Me In My wORK . This Site Is About Some Pictures Of Girls Including Me. The 1st Picture Is Mine . OK Visit The Below Link And After Visiting Pictures Click On The Top Banner Which Is In YELLOW TEXT please [url]http://the-india.co.cc[/url]

[QUOTE=urneed2020;19231676]I am a student of web making . my teacher gave me a work to make a site and get some vistors . So i come to this forum .I Think You Will Visit My Site And Help Me In My wORK . This Site Is About Some Pictures Of Girls Including Me. The 1st Picture Is Mine . OK Visit The Below Link And After Visiting Pictures Click On The Top Banner Which Is In YELLOW TEXT please [url]http://the-india.co.cc[/url][/QUOTE] Ur need....Ur need a boot up your ass, fucking bot. Any way the women he posted were some what attractive but the last one had to much make up on which is a huge turn off.

Damn crazy Eastern Europeans :argh: But seriously, talk to your dad about it. This woman is...strange. :geno:

She probably has OCD, I remember i went through a faze where i couldn't leave a room without arranging everything on the floor into parallel lines so that the where all lined up with each other. Drove me mad but i sorted it out in the end because someone noticed and helped me get out of it. Maybe you should try and talk to her? find out if she has any problems...

[QUOTE=OLLIE!;19230232]God forbid if she ever stumbled upon this thread. 1st guy on the left is her father (who would split my weak ass in half) The second (red highlights) is her 3rd is her mum and the last one on the right is her brother* . [IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/mv6a6e.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] lesbian alert

I'm going to sort this all out *I'll update it whenever I get some more information on the subject*

[QUOTE=OLLIE!;19229734]She says "yah ni gavaru Englaiyski" and stuff like "ya tebeh tracnuact hotcheesh" She says both "nyett and "dah". It's hard to understand.[/QUOTE] Those are not Polish words and aren't even similiar to them , she's not from Poland.

[QUOTE=Yahnich;19232110]Hey wait you told us you're gay why would you hit on a girl.[/QUOTE] What are you talking about? [b]Edit[/b]: I'm bi, not gay.

On-topic: turn off the showers unless on certain times of the day to restrict her ass.

[QUOTE=SHoGuNN3R;19231328]They have to be atleast moderately cute.[/QUOTE] that is stupid thats like saying e.g "coke zero is cooler than diet coke because its got a better skin" people on fp are dumbsh*ts (including myself, yes i slagged myself)

[QUOTE=redBadger;19231194]She looks slightly, very ever so slightly like my girlfriend...except of course my girlfriends hotter.[/QUOTE] Your funny. People on the internet don't have girlfriends! [editline]04:52PM[/editline] Set up a webcam in the bathroom, when she goes in, lock the door from the outside (so she [b]has[/b] to keep showering - don't question my logic) and film a few hours of it. Bit of editing, bit of slow-mo. Bam. Pornhub.

[QUOTE=Tippmann357;19231385]You seriously have to be kidding me. The top girl looks like she hasn't seen the sun in months and just got out of bed after not showering for a weekend. The second ones look like girls that often go clubbing, hitting tanning beds and wearing shit loads of make up and hitting on guidos[/QUOTE] dude in ireland thats what most every girl looks like either ginger or a 40 yr old trying to be young

get that stream up already

About what she said to you, the first was "I dont speak english." The second was "I want to fuck you." Its true, I can understand Russian, people above werent lying about what she said. :P

Tell her "gdzie pieniedzy za las"

Blast her with piss.

[QUOTE=jamzzster;19229427]She's masturbating most likely[/QUOTE] She's masturbating to the thought of OP. You should go join her in the shower.

[QUOTE=Siduron;19230119]Electric shower? What is this, Star Trek? :v:[/QUOTE] wow u noob its called sonic shower in star trek lolol

Try copying this down or something. [code]Ви душа занадто багато[/code]

Tell her to "Remember - No Russian"

[QUOTE=i-am-teh-sex;19232487]dude in ireland thats what most every girl looks like either ginger or a 40 yr old trying to be young[/QUOTE] That's funny because most of the Irish girls I see here in Texas are ridiculously cute - maybe all the cute ones left to get away from you?