Crazy shower lady moved into our extra room, need advice. - General

Пошёл на хуй is "stop taking so many showers" in Russian. Trust Me am Expert. [QUOTE=OLLIE!;19229734]She says "yah ni gavaru Englaiyski" and stuff like "ya tebeh tracnuact hotcheesh" She says both "nyett and "dah". It's hard to understand.[/QUOTE] Lol, that's Russian, but your spelling amuses me.

[QUOTE=gokulol;19234772]Пошёл на хуй is "stop taking so many showers" in Russian. Trust me I am Expert. Lol, that's Russian, but your spelling amuses me.[/QUOTE] He can probably totally read it.

[QUOTE=gokulol;19234772]Lol, that's Russian, but your spelling amuses me.[/QUOTE] That is kinda cause "yah ruski niznayew".

haha, awesome

[QUOTE=OLLIE!;19234944]That is kinda cause "yah ruski niznayew".[/QUOTE] Well then "eezoochaiesh ruski yahzik"

[QUOTE=gokulol;19235123]Well then "eezoochaiesh ruski yahzik"[/QUOTE] Ok but "petchom? ya ruski yahzik ni hatchu ama mayu mama ruski rohdilsyah"

Say it's tradition in America to have 2 people take a shower at once. TRADITION! [img]http://gryphonscry.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/topol-2.jpeg[/img]

[QUOTE=OLLIE!;19230232]God forbid if she ever stumbled upon this thread. 1st guy on the left is her father (who would split my weak ass in half) The second (red highlights) is her 3rd is her mum and the last one on the right is her brother* . [IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/mv6a6e.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] WTF mate Was expecting a hot teenager

[QUOTE=OLLIE!;19235169]Ok but "petchom? ya ruski yahzik ni hatchu ama mayu mama ruski rohdilsyah"[/QUOTE] So uhh you're sure you don't speak Russian? Haha. "pahtahmooshtuh tee boodyesh oomeeraht"

[QUOTE=smurfy;19235266]WTF mate Was expecting a hot teenager[/QUOTE] That was a pretty bad picture lad.. She dresses pretty modest if I do say so myself. [IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/rc4snm.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/112ctvk.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=OLLIE!;19235313][IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/rc4snm.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] :quagmire: [editline]08:09PM[/editline] Oh wait didn't see the mic in her hand

[QUOTE=smurfy;19235266]WTF mate Was expecting a hot teenager[/QUOTE] I think she looks hot. I like short-hairs.

[QUOTE=Xyrofen;19229705]How to know if she's from Ukraine or not: Does she say "Nyett" or "Dah" a lot. Those are respectively "no" and "yes" (phonetically, Russian and Ukrainian), so that might help you figure out, though I have no clue what they are in Poland or whatever. I also agree with just turning off the hot water heater, it can't be that hard and maybe she'll take the hint. Hell, maybe buy her deodorant or something if she doesn't have any and instead just showers a lot. >_>;[/QUOTE] or poland or THE ENTIRETY OF RUSSIA how to tell if someone is from america: do they say "no"?

She has huge thighs. I bet they were right on the first page. She is probably masturbating in the shower, which by the way, is quite often.

[quote=OLLIE!]Alright chap. I'll start writing it up right now. I guess this thread can be locked or whatever - I know what I gotta do.[/quote] We went completely off topic.

[QUOTE=OLLIE!;19230446]Here are some quite attractive girls from my school *taking from there Bebo's* (yeah we use Bebo in IE/UK):[/QUOTE] No we don't, everyone at my school stopped using that when they turned 13. Everyone uses Facebook.

[QUOTE=redBadger;19229672]Just flush a nearby toilet when she is in the shower, that will definatly get her. Also, when she goes out, you should follow her to see where she goes. Wear a hat that covers the top of your face and a coat or something, maybe just a hoodie.[/QUOTE] This

Where is Ollie getting these pictures?

Hey, I read your thing and I was pretty interested. I speak Polish very fluently, and I could help you if you want. You could set her up on the mic, and you could type to me what you want to me to say. I'm very willing to help, I just would like you to contact me back. Good luck.

God I'm bored [code]Вы настолько малы, Это смешно для меня.[/code]

Russian reporting in. Just in case.

She looks like she can be someone's mom

[QUOTE=leadpill42;19235906]Hey, I read your thing and I was pretty interested. I speak Polish very fluently, and I could help you if you want. You could set her up on the mic, and you could type to me what you want to me to say. I'm very willing to help, I just would like you to contact me back. Good luck.[/QUOTE] a umiesz mówić po Kaszubsku?

[QUOTE=smurfy;19235767]No we don't, everyone at my school stopped using that when they turned 13. Everyone uses Facebook.[/QUOTE] Bebo leads Ireland's social networking craze, you know that right? 30% of Bebo users are Irish, google that shit up chap.

[QUOTE=marcin1337;19236114]a umiesz mówić po Kaszubsku?[/QUOTE] Well I can read.. not so much write. So yes I do.

You Irish, OP? This thread has been a major source of hilarity. [editline]09:29PM[/editline] Dude, Bebo is dead in Ireland.

[QUOTE=jcallan;19236914]You Irish, OP? This thread has been a major source of hilarity. [/QUOTE] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=868423[/url] Ni maith liom Eire. Unfortunately, yes I am.

[QUOTE=OLLIE!;19237043][url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=868423[/url] Ni maith lion Eire. Unfortunately, yes I am.[/QUOTE] Ah, a fellow Dublinite. Hit me up on bebo, the link's over there. <-------------------

[IMG]http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww26/I_Memo/FACEPUNCH69LOL.png[/IMG] The funnies speak for them self.

[QUOTE=Tippmann357;19230680]They're all hideous[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i46.tinypic.com/23jshls.png[/IMG] "Oh my gawwwwddd, that girl has a space between her teeth uggllyyyy" - You.