Crazy shower lady moved into our extra room, need advice. - General

[QUOTE=angrykid8;19230677]Just flush the toilet when she's in there.[/QUOTE] Wouldn't that not work because it's an "electric" shower?

Do tell us how this ends.

[QUOTE=gokulol;19234772]Пошёл на хуй is "stop taking so many showers" in Russian. Trust Me am Expert. [/QUOTE] lol "пошла на хуй" then :buddy:

I thought she was kind of hot. :frown:

[QUOTE=Tippmann357;19231385] The second ones look like girls that often go clubbing, hitting tanning beds and wearing shit loads of make up and hitting on guidos[/QUOTE] That's a bad thing? :v:

[QUOTE=gokulol;19235283]So uhh you're sure you don't speak Russian? Haha. "pahtahmooshtuh tee boodyesh oomeeraht"[/QUOTE] You should make a thread teaching facepunch users Russian, with the correct spelling and pronunciation. Would be fucking awesome.

Turn off the hot water before her usual showers.

Stop paying the bill!

I said... Rig up a webcam and then upload to MegaUpload and YouPorn. [IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/mv6a6e.jpg[/IMG] Fuck. Edit: [IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/112ctvk.jpg[/IMG] She'd look better if she was plastered in white stuff.

[QUOTE=metalhead121;19235258]Say it's tradition in America to have 2 people take a shower at once. TRADITION! [img]http://gryphonscry.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/topol-2.jpeg[/img][/QUOTE] Honestly this is the best joke in the thread.

Just set up the damn web cam already and make an epic fap montage.

[QUOTE=OLLIE!;19229402]its an electric shower[/QUOTE] Well there's your problem, she's dead.

Прекратите прием долгое дождь Stop taking long showers Wich roughly (with my shitty Russian) is pronounced Pretkrateetye preeyem dolgoye dohd if she says "Nyet" that means no. if she says "Da" That meanse yes.

How can she make it anymore obvious? She wants you to "accidentally" catch her in the shower and then have sex with you, like in one of the porno's.

[QUOTE=OLLIE!;19229544]Yeah that was the theory me and my friend came up with because she has the hours for it - I think I should investigate a little more, perhaps installing a small camera in her room?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Col. Mandrake;19229562]Put a camera in the shower.[/QUOTE] That's an invasion of privacy. If she finds out she can put legal action towards you. [editline]05:25AM[/editline] [QUOTE=OLLIE!;19229600]Let me give you boys an example of her activities in the last 24 hours: - 4am: 30 minute shower, 30 minutes of banging around her room slamming drawers and shit afterwards before I get to go to sleep (I'm between the bathroom and her room). Goes out to work. - 11am: Comes home, goes in for another 30 minute shower. Goes out. - 3pm: Comes back from Tesco with a load of shopping, puts it away and gets in the shower for 20-25 minutes. Stays home. - 7pm: 20 minute shower, 40 minutes of jabbering away in Polish or Russian into her phone, screeching and banging (she must be using Skype or something because almost as annoying as the showers is the constant fucking Eastern European drone coming from the wall, literally hours and hours of yapping). Then its back out. - 9pm: Comes back in from somewhere and hops in the shower for another 20 minutes, I know most of you are going to take this as a sign shes on the game but I know shes not, this bitch is ugly and weird and the other lads in the house reckon shes just walking down to Tesco (store) and Aldi (store) with big headphones on all the time. - 3am: Even though shes been in her room since she came back in she is now in the shower again, theres a green plastic watering can/jug thing on the bathroom window and judging by the sounds coming from the bathroom we reckon shes just filling that with the shower head (which takes fucking ages) and pouring it out again, presumably on herself, or maybe out the window or into the toilet for all I know, fucking psycho cunt.[/QUOTE] You could also think of the possiblity that she has an obsessive compulsive disorder that makes her repeat these things over and over. Maybe with this she always feels physically unclean or continues a habit that she can't break.

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[QUOTE=teh pirate;19234642]That's funny because most of the Irish girls I see here in Texas are ridiculously cute - maybe all the cute ones left to get away from you?[/QUOTE] yea probably.................wait theres irish ppl in texas? :aaaaa: [editline]05:55AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Stinky Jeff;19231531]I thought the OP was gay, he doesn't want to fuck her.[/QUOTE] he a bi [editline]06:04AM[/editline] [QUOTE=OLLIE!;19237043][url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=868423[/url] Ni maith liom Eire.[/QUOTE] dont ever say that unless you are truly british :downsowned:

Bash the woman.

Turn off hot water, end of story.

Stab her [editline]06:37AM[/editline] :ese:

They don't have showers in eastern Europe; she's taking many now to save them for when she goes back.

Tell her to stop taking so many showers in Russian. Or tell her to at least stop running the water while she masturbates.

[QUOTE=OLLIE!;19230232]God forbid if she ever stumbled upon this thread. 1st guy on the left is her father (who would split my weak ass in half) The second (red highlights) is her 3rd is her mum and the last one on the right is her brother* . [IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/mv6a6e.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] you said she had a great body what the fuck did you mean by "great"

Unscrew the shower head and/or disconnect the hot water during the day. Make sure your parents are aware of this, otherwise you're fucked.

[QUOTE=FunnyGamer;19243765]Honestly this is the best joke in the thread.[/QUOTE] No, it's not. If he read the actual main post he would realize I'm from Ireland not USA. [quote=M_B]you said she had a great body what the fuck did you mean by "great" [/quote] Look at them nice little tits? I'd ride them thighs like waves tbh. [img]http://i47.tinypic.com/rc4snm.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=GreenDolphin;19245821]That's an invasion of privacy. If she finds out she can put legal action towards you. [editline]05:25AM[/editline] You could also think of the possiblity that she has an obsessive compulsive disorder that makes her repeat these things over and over. Maybe with this she always feels physically unclean or continues a habit that she can't break.[/QUOTE] She's a russian, and doesn't go to school, so she is probably illegal then.

[QUOTE=GreenDolphin;19245821]That's an invasion of privacy. If she finds out she can put legal action towards you. [editline]05:25AM[/editline] You could also think of the possiblity that she has an obsessive compulsive disorder that makes her repeat these things over and over. Maybe with this she always feels physically unclean or continues a habit that she can't break.[/QUOTE] Claim the cameras are for school work and totally not spying on anyone.

[b]Update:[/b] I wrote a page long letter and while she was out I taped it on the front of her room door. It took awhile to get all the words right from English to Russian (some words wouldn't work). I'm simply going to wait on her reply.

What did the letter say?