• Crazy shower lady moved into our extra room, need advice.
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[QUOTE=Glitch360;19271768]Fuck, he's perma'd. Now we'll never know what happened... :mad:[/QUOTE] "Another one bites the dust"
Haha, I live in Ukraine and my sister take's shower 2-3 times in a day too :D
Waste of water!
[highlight]How to get laid from this[/highlight] Best thing to do is walk in on her. If she is masturbating apologise. Make a point that you know. Also let her know you find it hot, best way to do this is to rub your pumping erection against her flesh (Like her leg/waist/cheeks) Then set it up so she walks in on you wanking. Maybe do it naked on her bed. Jizzing on her pillow. If it's her usualy "Shower" time she might give you a gift. Trust me. [i]It can't go wrong[/i].
[QUOTE=Dan2593;19304760][highlight]How to get laid from this[/highlight] Best thing to do is walk in on her. If she is masturbating apologise. Make a point that you know. Also let her know you find it hot, best way to do this is to rub your pumping erection against her flesh (Like her leg/waist/cheeks) Then set it up so she walks in on you wanking. Maybe do it naked on her bed. Jizzing on her pillow. If it's her usualy "Shower" time she might give you a gift. Trust me. [i]It can't go wrong[/i].[/QUOTE] Ukrainians are not hoes.
[QUOTE=-TRASE-;19305012]Ukrainians are not hoes.[/QUOTE] So you are saying. If you saw somebody you found attractive enough to make you feel like wanking four times a day and they are lying on your bed naked playing with themselves. YOU WOULD SAY NO?!
[QUOTE=Dan2593;19305236]So you are saying. If you saw somebody you found attractive enough to make you feel like wanking four times a day and they are lying on your bed naked playing with themselves. YOU WOULD SAY NO?![/QUOTE] Nope.
[QUOTE=ashxu;19229434]Tell her to move to Australia. We are only suppose to have 4 minute showers. Damn water restrictions :argh:[/QUOTE] I'm always in for 15-20 minutes each and every day, yet we're consistently under the 155L per person per day mark, so that seems fair to me.
[QUOTE=M_B;19260069]when someone is clearly overweight they are overweight. it's not judging her by her looks, she is truly fat. i find that unattractive, and not a great body, as a great body is usually fit and in shape - not overweight. [editline]02:20PM[/editline] [img]http://www.bbwblog.co.uk/grace-38dd-tits.jpg[/img] yeah nope that's not fat at all i bet she can partake in track in the 2012 olympics :downs:[/QUOTE] tbh she isn't that bad for a fat girl.
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