I was having sex. Until i pooped.

[icemaz]

[IMG]http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x282/icemaz/Poop.png[/IMG]

We're after people like you who can produce good news stories, want to be part of the team?

[Dragon Master]

[QUOTE=C0linSSX;25472939]Ok so here is the story:

i was banging this one chick right? so right before i blow my load I TAKE THIS MASSIVE SHIT RIGHT INTO HER FACE.

shit was so cash.[/QUOTE]

You never heard the term "I'm going to freshen up"?

Shit, Shower and Shave.

[Xenomoose]

I... I was trying to write a proper response but I'm just to damn confused to say anything coherent besides this sentence.

I swear, GD is to Facepunch what /b/ is to 4Chan.

[Machisma!]

[QUOTE=icemaz;25473170][img_thumb]http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x282/icemaz/Poop.png[/img_thumb]

We're after people like you who can produce good news stories, want to be part of the team?[/QUOTE]

:lol:

[meefy]

Not a usual C0linSSX post, this is either a banme, or his account has been compromised.

[Xenomoose]

[QUOTE=PN_Redux;25473113]Wait so if you were about to blow your load in her face how was your ass facing her? Youd be shooting your jizz in the wrong direction. There would be no shit in her face following your logic.[/QUOTE]

I was originally thinking he was tit-fucking her from the wrong way.

[Scoooby]

Brilliant.

[BobbyHill]

[QUOTE=Dragon Master;25473146]fake 'n' gay[/QUOTE]

So is your sex life

[Dragon Master]

[QUOTE=BobbyHill;25473449]So is your sex life[/QUOTE]

The inhale of air nearly imploded my house...

*Gods wrath here* "How dare You!"

[zzzZZZZ]

[QUOTE=BobbyHill;25473449]So is your sex life[/QUOTE]
:iceburn:

[Rzor]

I once, accidentally peed in my girlfriends mouth when i was just about to jizz

[Dragon Master]

[QUOTE=zzzZZZZ;25473496]:iceburn:[/QUOTE]

this

[Greed E]

Shitting is so much more satifying then ejaculation.

Incoming agrees and disagrees.

[WebMD]

[QUOTE=Erp2;25473100]Shit thread[/QUOTE]

you rated yourself funny

[FreezingStorm]

How does that happen?!

[Chaotic Lord]

OP is full of bullshit.

[zzzZZZZ]

[QUOTE=Chaotic Lord;25475417]OP is full of bullshit.[/QUOTE]

Attempt to combine two expressions to make something punny: [B] ENGAGE [/B]

[Chaotic Lord]

[QUOTE=zzzZZZZ;25475456]Attempt to combine two expressions to make something punny: [B] ENGAGE [/B][/QUOTE]
OH GOD.... WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?! :ohdear: