My mother hit me with a lamp! - General

She should've finished the job.

That's just a booboo.

Tell her you are going to hit her back one day. Every time she is around you, make her flinch. And make sure your friends are around, so they think you're cool.

Sue her

I just had to get some work done for my practical at uni and I told her that. And I wouldn't go do what she wanted. She said that I was lazy and never did anything to help. Which is because I'm generally at uni all day and often really tired on the drive home which is not safe at all. Then I also work for 2 of the days I don't have uni. Plus there isn't an excuse for hitting someone ever anyway. And I can't do anything like go to the police, as I don't have anywhere else to stay or the money too either.

Don't be a pussy, stand up to her.

I did kick her after she hit me with the lamp. Trying to defend myself. That's how I hurt my hand, blocking the full force of the lamp. :frown:

That's possibly the most hideous looking lamp I have ever seen.

My mom beats my ass silly and so does my dad buck up cry baby

learn to ninja

kill her

unbelievable for that.

Stick your dick in her butt for revenge. That'll show her.

Well that wasn't a bright idea.

[QUOTE=Ninjarooster;29185020]Stick your dick in her butt for revenge. That'll show her.[/QUOTE] Haha, I'm a girl.

[QUOTE=Hana-San;29185067]Haha, I'm a girl.[/QUOTE] Stick your strap on up her ass.

This got no shit on NoobSauce being hit by a car

[QUOTE=Hana-San;29185067]Haha, I'm a girl.[/QUOTE] Get a strap on edit: FUCK

A girl with manly hands. Wat

[QUOTE=Hullu V3;29184848]That's possibly the most hideous looking lamp I have ever seen.[/QUOTE] My mum bought it from a place where all ex-display house stuff gets put when it's got no use any more. And the purple wall behind it isn't hideous? Got to paint that still. If I decide to stay here long enough.

man hands

[QUOTE=Craptasket;29185183]man hands[/QUOTE] Lil late there buddy.

I'm the most manly person you would ever see, but I have girl hands. :v:

[QUOTE=Craptasket;29185183]man hands[/QUOTE] [img]http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj9o2iSX5w1qhkat9o1_400.gif[/img] I had to, I'm sorry

[QUOTE=Ultimate7MK;29185156]A girl with manly hands. Wat[/QUOTE] They're not that manly are they? :saddowns:

[QUOTE=Hana-San;29185225]They're not that manly are they? :saddowns:[/QUOTE] Manly enough to take a lamp bashin and come out with less damage than the lamp

[QUOTE=killover;29185210][B]I'm the most manly person you would ever see[/B], but I have girl hands. :v:[/QUOTE] cough

[QUOTE=Ultimate7MK;29185195]Lil late there buddy.[/QUOTE] No shit

[QUOTE=Kanshi;29184898]My mom beats my ass silly and so does my dad buck up cry baby[/QUOTE] When I was a kid I was forced to live in the basement and survive off the moss that grew on the walls buck up cry baby

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