[QUOTE=Hana-San;29185543]And I can multi-task, being a woman and all.[/QUOTE]
I think I lost all my sympathy
OP just say she assaulted cute kittens or puppy's, and FP will be right behind you.
[QUOTE=Hana-San;29185558]The day before we went shopping for new shoes with me. And she was fine then. I would even say happy, even after spending $78 at Rivers.[/QUOTE]
Sounds good. Have you ever volunteered to help your mum? It could help.
she sounds stressed out about something
[QUOTE=-n3o-;29185569]OP just say she assaulted cute kittens or puppy's, and FP will be right behind you.[/QUOTE]
But not just Facepunch. :tinfoil:
Is your mum still alive if so why hasn't nothing been done?
Ya want me to beat your ass with the lamp again?
[QUOTE=Ultimate7MK;29185552]Keep telling yourself that you're a woman, maybe someday you'll become on, wait, no I'm sorry it wont.[/QUOTE]
I have been one for the last 18 years of my life.
Also, how do I know that your a male?
Why are people so sexist?
She doesn't like cats. She once put cloudy ammonia out in some milk for them to drink to keep them away. :saddowns: I was like why?
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[QUOTE=XanKriegor;29185490]I've been hit by my parents plenty of times but only once to cause serious pain. [B]My dad was suprised after he punched me in the mouth that I retaliated and broke his nose. We beat the shit out each other for a good twenty minutes with my mom bawling her eyes out in the backround until we finally got tired, helped each other up and after being bitched out by my mom things went back to normal, besides being bruised and battered.[/B] Things are suddenly a lot more lax around the house now, too. Normally communication only got done by angrily yelling at each other.[/QUOTE]
i think i'm going to hell for laughing at that
[IMG]http://i52.tinypic.com/25i9kav.jpg[/IMG]
College my ass. Are you lookin' at pictures of naked ladies?
[QUOTE=Ultimate7MK;29185668]I'm not being sexist, you're a troll claiming to be a female to make people on Facepunch to take you serious and be your bitch. It wont happen.[/QUOTE]
I'm not a troll. I'm a female.
I have a boyfriend.
I'm straight.
And having to write a 500-700 word essay on whether viruses are alive or not is not that fun. With referencing too.
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dude you really sound like a dick right now
regardless of op's gender your smug confidence that you your logic is COMPLETELY INFALLIBLE makes me want to punch you
just sayin'
[QUOTE=lockdown6;29185711]well he/she/it does have a bag or something with hearts on it
[img_thumb]http://i1179.photobucket.com/albums/x395/Hana-San101/Image569.jpg[/img_thumb]
upper-rightish[/QUOTE]
i do
Lamp'd
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[QUOTE=lockdown6;29185711]well he/she/it does have a bag or something with hearts on it
[img_thumb]http://i1179.photobucket.com/albums/x395/Hana-San101/Image569.jpg[/img_thumb]
upper-rightish[/QUOTE]
My slippers.
[QUOTE=lockdown6;29183845]kill your mother
[editline]15th April 2011[/editline]
with the lamp[/QUOTE]
Quoting so his mother can see this :) . But your mother's an asshole. At least your studying ass off.
Well she sounds frustrated and like she has problems. Maybe ask?
If that doesn't work, call her out on calling you lazy, since she doesn't have a job and you're studying/working yourself to a raveling or whatever. If she gives you lip, pull the toaster out of the wall or something and threaten her.
[QUOTE=Craptasket;29185719]i do[/QUOTE]
hearts upside down look like butts
You saucy boy, you!
Heh, the company my mum works for sold some of the parts for that lamp :v:
[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;29185912]Heh, the company my mum works for sold some of the parts for that lamp :v:[/QUOTE]
I knew you had a hand in this from the beginning.
[QUOTE=Hullu V3;29184848]That's possibly the most hideous looking lamp I have ever seen.[/QUOTE]
It sure as hell was after it hit him.
[QUOTE=Hana-San;29185696]I'm not a troll. I'm a female.
I have a boyfriend.
I'm straight.
And having to write a 500-700 word essay on whether viruses are alive or not is not that fun. With referencing too.[/QUOTE]
My mom also goes apeshit whenever she asks me to do something and i repeatedly ignore her. Then she starts throwing stuff at me. Just suck it up, some moms are like that.
Also, come back when you had to hand in a 4000 word technical report. 500 word essays take like 30 mins max.
[editline]15th April 2011[/editline]
Fuck, i need to stop browsing fp and finish this fuckin technical report. :suicide:
Also, to prove you're a female, you can always post nudes. :q:
Girls always start shit with their mothers.
[QUOTE=Theater;29186125]Girls always start shit with their mothers.[/QUOTE]
Since they live together they have synced their periods so it is no wonder they try to kill each other.
Or OP is just a pussy and haven't done anything about it. Stockholm syndrome GO!
Hit her with a bigger lamp
[QUOTE=FlashFireSix;29187095]Hit her with a bigger lamp[/QUOTE]
An eye for an eye isn't going to solve anything here mate.
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