[QUOTE=-n3o-;29187218]An eye for an eye isn't going to solve anything here mate.[/QUOTE]
nor is taking my silly suggestion seriously mate.
[QUOTE=-n3o-;29187218]An eye for an eye isn't going to solve anything here mate.[/QUOTE]
He said bigger lamp. Would be eye for an eye if he used the same lamp.
[QUOTE=GeneralFredrik;29187023]Since they live together they have synced their [b]periods[/b] so it is no wonder they try to kill each other.[/QUOTE]
Periods?... Wait... It all makes sense now!
[QUOTE=Mikesword221;29184092]Has your mom always been like this? Cause if not, there might be a problem.[/QUOTE]
Mom: /smashes your head with lamp
You: Sorry Mom, is there something wrong?
Gl with that.
She's not too bright is she?
Op was doing a My Little Pony marathon. His mother, afraid he turned gay. Tried to man him up by making him do choirs in the backyard. When he refused his mother tried to smack the gayness out of him with a lamp.
We would do the same in her position.
As always, the OP portrays herself to be totally innocent, how the mother just hit her for no reason, somethings not right here.
She lamped you one? Hurr. My mum hasn't hit me since she broke a wooden coat hanger on me and I laughed. Man up.
Suck my balls:smile:
you shouldn't of done your work at the last minute then
Manhandle her with your man hands
Just straight out punch her in the face next time, then what is she gonna do?
Call the cops?
Sue you/convict you with Grievious Bodily Harm or Assault charges?
Get a new lamp, coated in foam.
Your mother is a stupid bitch, call her that. And you have a perfect reason why.
If you read this you're gay
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Back in my day we solved civil disputes by having rock-eating contests, I tell you what.
Your mother is a crazy bitch. Are you aware of that fact?
op deserved it.
[editline]15th April 2011[/editline]
Damn right
So you still live with your mother at university?
those are some sausage fingers
She sounds relatively volatile, and a control freak. Does she usually get mad when things don't go her way?
My dad once got so mad he came in my room and knocked my xbox and tv off my desk breaking the harddrive threw his slippers at me, screamed in my face smacked me across the face breaks plates I had a bongo drum thrown at me and a table, honestly too many people complain about there parents giving them a minor flesh wound and then demonizing the parents, she feeds you houses you and maybe at one point was wiping your ass. Would you wipe your mothers ass when she got old and fraile? No you probably wouldn't. So instead of whining so hard why don't you just get over it put a bandaid on and get back to living your life no need to run to your boyfriends house like you just got molested in a dark alley.
Ahh...
Motherly love. It's nice, isn't it?
OP is lying. OP is the lamp. OP just wanted to show us how many colours he has, like a peacock.
What, your momma hit you with a lamp?
When I was 11, A BMX-er wallrided on my forehead.
I have pix too, somewhere.
[QUOTE=Dr. Punchgroin;29184134]I had a friend who was beaten like this, you could charge your mother with assault. Hell, you already should have.[/QUOTE]
Fuck that, get some brass knuckles and show her what it's like to be hit with a heavy solid object. Multiple times in this case.
Did she do it while drinking from a mug that said 'Mother of the year' on it?
Take a crap under her pillow
Suck it up, my mom used to beat the ever-loving [i]shit[/i] out of me with shoes (boots, stilletos, etc), hangers (plastic, wood, wire), belts, anything blunt she could find and so on. That was for simple stuff. Now, you must have done something to provoke her. A golden rule for life is to never provoke your parents, no matter what the circumstance is. You're dumb.
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